A Crap Guide to Final Fantasy XIV – Melee DPS
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From the northern snow front of Ilsabard
The land was cold and the people scarred
They sought the void with a daring ace
And empowered themselves with a devious pact
You do the SPOOKY SLICE
Now your swings have some spice
It’s just your soul that’s the price
You do the SPOOKY SLICE
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Your commitment to alliterations is to be commended Jocat.
He IS a bard you know
“Your commitment to consonance is to be commended Jocat.”
Made it a little better for you.
He’s a Taru-Taru in disguise.
Ah, so *that’s* how he’s been farming his commendations.
Alliterations always amaze
I know they’re “Crap guides” but they genuinely do have some good info, and they’re hilariously entertaining.
@Isaac Hepworth I do think that was mostly a joke. It may be his favorite weapon but I think he exaggerated it for the sake of the joke.
Its a ‘Crap’ guide not because they are crap his character is named Crap XD
It feels like a hold over from the Monster Hunter ones, which weren’t bad, but overhyped the S&S.
Edutainment, if you will.
“Don’t lie I know the majority of my audience has depression”
This absolutely killed me lol!
He’s right but he shouldn’t say it
I am so in this picture.
As a reaper main I will now have this song stuck on my head everytime I’m fighting
I love it
Hard agree. I need a solid loop of this song XD
Same man that shit went hard
I’m going to finally resub just so I can main reaper now.
Not my main, but play it often. This will be stuck in my head every time I play it as well lol. Just like I can’t do weapons without thinking of big fat tacos.
Hint for Monks: You can still Meditate when your enemies are out of reach, which lets you get your Free Damage Button back, so it’s worth doing for a bigger burst when you reengage
This whole video was just so JoCat can show us his samurai duel animation and sing his spooky song in the same video.
I mean, they were good though
I’m okay with that.
both were bomb as fuck tho
I want a full version of the song lol
And I’m totally here for it.
It feels like Jocat knows that people will be watching this on stream so he’s going to embarrass them by doing the silliest things.
You do realize now we need a full version of “Spooky Slice.”
Agreed! Need spooky slice full version badly xD
i don’t remember the name it parodies, and it’s annoying
edit: it’s monster mash
“Don’t lie, I know most of my audience has depression.” I’m literally watching this the day you released it, and the past two days have been in my annual ‘Tear apart the room and put it together again’ phase. You didn’t have to call me out so specifically LOL. But t was 100% correct. A++! Love the content!
,I’m really bad at dying so I just haven’t eaten in three days. here’s to making it to 7!
@Jeshua Marker insurance should cover that fyi
Dude made it PERSONAL.
My room got flooded yesterday when the sump pump stopped working. I have no carpet and everything is piled in the center of my room.
I literally stomped cleaning my room to watch this
Tip for Dragoons: Though it is rare always look underneath where the boss likes to hangout. Are they floating above nothing? Yes? Don’t use moves that involving jumping the boss. You’ll be enjoying an impromptu skydiving session without a parachute. If you would like an example, the Ozma fight from the Weeping City of Mhach is probably the best example.
False, unless you’re jumping at ozma from one of the connecting walkways. All bosses with empty space under them have a large enough hitbox to prevent gap closers from throwing a player off the edge.
@Lorkanthal RDM is bascially “DRG only much more stylish as we backflip to our deaths.”
@InFluxCapacitor It depends on where the edge of the boss’s circle is. Ozma is touching the lines that denote where the groups should stand, but not the ring connecting them. If you jump from the ring and aren’t on the line you die. Suzaku is bigger than the donut hole, but if the tank drags her off and you jump from the opposite side, there’s suddenly a gap that shouldn’t be there, and you fall. The important take away is WATCH WHERE THE BOSS IS BEFORE YOU JUMP.
…..I’ve actually done that once. Not fun.
@Danilo Oliveira yup. Noticeable contrast to the thunder god which is targetable everywhere. That won’t kill you