A day in the life: high school edition
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It seems that a massive race of “John Cenators” have tragically died after their curiosity got the best of them. A suspect by the name of “Joana Ceddia” is wanted but she is unable to be found by authorities. A team led by Dog “The Bounty Hunter” Chapman is on the lookout for the suspect. Ceddia was last seen wearing Emma Chamberlain’s clothing line, carrying a backpack with a bicycle inside and holding a thicc avocado tortilla. She is notorious for torturing her victims with wax strips. Ceddia is considered armed and dangerous with a wide selection of nerf guns. Please leave a tip if you have any information on the suspect.
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P.O Box: Joana Ceddia
P.O. Box 35532 York Mills Plaza
North York, ON
M2L2Y4
CANADA
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With love,
Jillary Clinton
Joana: What do you have?
Johnny: a knIFE
Joana: nO!
You have 13k likes in 16 hours
Avacodo*
Exactly what I was thinking 😂
Omg I use all the skincare products u use and I live in Toronto😂😂
Omg Same. What’s up Canadians!!
John you have your own aesthetic. I LITERALLY GO SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES THAT MATCH YOU
*WHY ISN’T THERE A POOP TOUTORIAL IN THE DESCRIPTION??*
asking for a friend..
It’s washing your hands….
*THE SUSPECT EATS EXACTLY 12 ALMONDS FOR BREAKFAST AND EXACTLY 300 GRAMS OF BUTTERNUT SQUASH FOR DINNER!*
And an avocado tortilla while for lunch, cucumber salad.
Hmmmmmm, who is it?
Joana: cleaning up blood is not fun, trust me I know from experience
Me: and I oop-
legit the MOST productive high school human being on earth
Ellie Park
Because she’s Joana
Wait you didn’t put the potty training in the description……
I really need it!
Surfer Kitty *thats* what *I* was *thinking*
yea pls hurry up, it’s an emergency situation
Johannas thumbnail: Joseph Cerrdia holding a notebook that says **BURN THIS**
Me: Jones Corrdia needs an oscar price for that
okay woah there, john- you can’t be aesthetic queen AND asmr queen.
That Nightcare Skin Routine Gave me life, I related too much
Joana: Now, the weather has been getting warmer recently
Me: GLOBAL WARMING !!!! CLIMATE CHANGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Where are *THE POTTY TRAINING TUTORIALS IN UR DESC???*
As soon as I got home .. I WAS rAvEnOus !
– Johnny Cena 2019
we’d have breakfast as a family…
*JoHnNy PuT tHe KnIfE dOwN*
You didn’t leave the ‘How to take a piss’ tutorial in the description box…
I swear every video of hers has food in….
I APPROVE.
When you said you’ll put some links of potty training I actually checked it😂
I was like, “where is it?!”
Nobody:
Joana: makes amazing consistent content for her fans
“Also don’t forget the socks, they’re important”
*eats socks*