Alton Brown reviews Amazon’s dumbest kitchen gadgets

Alton Brown reviews Amazon’s dumbest kitchen gadgets

Celebrity chef and Thyme Lord Alton Brown is no fan of “unitaskers” — kitchen gadgets with only one purpose. But maybe these Amazon offerings aren’t so bad.

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Written by Alton Brown and Allison Keves
Developed by Monica Riese, Evan Weiss, Jessica Wakeman and Allison Keves
Filmed by Diana Ecker
Produced by Allison Keves
Edited and directed by Matt Silverman
Executive producer: Josh Rubin


“Do Do Do” by Silent Partner

Let’s Do It by Topher Mohr and Alex Elena

“Girl from Ipanema,” recording by Planner Music Event:


Cooking With Jack Show:

Stephanie Manley:

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20 Responses

  1. dinein1970 says:

    The continued mantra… “Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death…” ASTOUNDS
    ME. In the time it took “the Rollie” to literally shit out something, you
    could actually make a proper scrambled egg. But… The Rollie IS ribbed and
    only for your pleasu… I mean SAFETY. For your safety… But is a
    pleasure… To be safe!

  2. Qwerty Bastard says:

    That studded grip is for…her pleasure ;)

  3. Brandon Spears says:

    what happened to the Alton Brown channel?

  4. PandaBaby51 says:

    The Rollie cracked me up! Seriously though, I bought my apple peeler from
    Amazon and I have no regrets. I eat more apples now because it was so fast
    to peel.

  5. Heather Coleman says:

    I work at Amazon.we sell a shit ton of these things.I’m sorry.

  6. fakermage says:

    I think Alton Slashdotted the Daily Dott since the site was down when I
    went there to find the video.

  7. Nelanne Miyazaki says:

    I hope I’m not the only one who just watched Cadet Chan talk about his
    claws before this.

  8. 5mins2spareCB says:

    Well it looks like I know what I’ll be getting everybody for Christmas.
    This video was just awesome on so many levels.

  9. OverShot209 says:

    Casey from jk anyone ? lol

  10. StealingYourWifiNShit says:

    I feel like the claws are weapons and are just place as a kitchen gadget so
    it won’t be questioned.

  11. mognut1 says:

    that hamilton beach sandwich maker is a confirmed peiece of shit. Thanks

  12. mizuko2001 says:

    I miss Good Eats!!!! Please bring it back, AB!

  13. RandomDaza Shiu says:

    hahaha so true

  14. Naughtysauce says:

    This makes me miss his show Good Eats

  15. LaJean Wilder says:

    i just woke my kids up laughing thru the entirety of this video.

  16. Steven Suomi says:

    The meat claws have proved to be so useful for moving massive meat with
    confidence from my grill to a pan. Give them another chance Alton!

  17. jhayarfamous says:


  18. Brandon Bassani says:

    This guy is awesome. Finding lots of good stuff in the new ?list on
    YouTube. Gotta love it.

  19. Wagner Jr says:

    17 minutos to do that? WTF?!

  20. Nik Buerky says:

    My late grandma would say about that last device… “That ain’t kosher!”