Are Parrots OP?
Are Parrots OP?
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“intelligence build”
*stares at my budgie*
well yes but actually no
God damn it, I read this as bulge and was confused to say the least.
Budgies are smart tho go see disco the budgie
Cockatiels are also very smart for their size
Budgies have a wide intelligence spectrum.
Rio and Piper can locate cage escape routes and recognize when the human eating times(and extra bird treat times) are, while Jade tried to mate with his own reflection.
These guys are siblings.
@Incognito Oh, okay, cause budgies are really smart 🙂 my budgie is one clever troublemaker
Me: pfff corbids are waaay better than parrots
Tierzoo: *makes a ton of good points about parrot utilization of intelligence*
Me: ok, you win, but I’m not happy about it
Yeah, team corvid here
@Nef36 There’s always the Red-tailed Black Cockatoo (Psittacus banksii)
@Zayne Isgett parrots are colorful, whereas corvids are everywhere and commonly associated with garbage and carrion so their “wow” factor isn’t as high. Besides parrots are quite suited to the cages since they can climb and make better use of the perches. But to keep a crow happy you gotta make a huge aviary since they can only use their feet for standing. But i actually love the deep voices of ravens when they learn to talk.
@*** ECHO ORION JOY *** my tiny parrotlet opened her cage door once, flew straight to me and landed on my head. Since then i made sure the gates are heavy enough that she can’t lift it.
corvids are more intelligent, but lack the parrot claws mobility, pretty much it
Ok so basically
Most birds: Peck, Bite
Parrots: *Crush Grip, Hyper Voice*
n a s t y p l o t
They have the power of the thu’um!
Crush Claw,Snarl,Psychic Fangs
my mother worked at animal hospitals and pet shops and for as long as I knew my own name I knew not to put a finger anywhere near a parrot
@9h0st Gaming-401 That explains why many human players use the latter skill even though they could use the former one. Scree works better than Chirp chirp. (against some players)
Them: so what kind of god do you believe in?
Me: the devs
That’s actually the premise of a story I’m writing.
All hail the devs
Zions Gates RTGame the admin
The devs…might be us in the future. Read Superintelligence by Nick Bostrom (or just read the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulation_hypothesis )
@Janik0000 Pilz Spiff: The economy is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits, except ofcourse my lads,
Anti poacher guy: hey stop trying to take and kill those parrots
Me: I’m not I just need em for my party
Aww I thought we were having a parrot party https://youtu.be/S_gnnnAEcso
@Redfield MC FYI the guy in that clip is actually a worker at a wildlife rehabilitation center, moving the parrot our of its cage so it can be brought back into the wild 🙂
@TheBertMan I am having a Parrot party to fundraise to bring The Parrot bistro back to Gettysburg.
@TierZoo But the fact that you mentioned (The fact that human players take em for unreasonable reasons) is kind of depressing. Maybe we’ll evolve to a better class.
@PresidentialWinner a lot of human players’ gameplay is so depressing. You know, there is such a minority that are a bunch griefers and cheaters. devs are probably making the game harder now by incorporating new game updates as mentioned in 7:13
Virgin pet owner: *gets a new pet*
Chad TierZoo: *acquires a party member*
Person: My life is a movie
Tierzoo: My life is a videogame
Other Person: My life is a joke, don’t laugh.
Tierzoo: All life is a videogame
“To bring in reinforcements to drive away an enemy player with sonic attacks”
Oh, so parrots are basically the Knights Who Say Ni, then?
Cthulu TheSpy No, they are the knights who say “Eke eke ptang boing”
STOP SAYING THAT (cowers)
Ni!
Niiiiiii
@Altorin Noo!
I remember coming across someone saying their pet would outlive them, and it wasn’t a turtle.
Parrot lifespan is legit.
“roughly as loud as a gunshot” this must be some kind of american measurement, here in europe we measure in screaming russians in csgo
1 Gunshot = 30+ Screaming CS:GO Russians.
Macaw: around 100 dB
Sun conure: up to 120 dB
Moluccan cockatoo: record of 135 dB
.22 caliber rifle: 140 dB
One thing I keep thinking about Outside is, “If you can play a therapod, play a therapod.” It’s true regardless of patch set.
Parrots are OP because they’re therapods, and therapods are OP. Always have been.
Yes we are op
Well, as long as there IS a therapod at that point in the game…
“Parrots are highly adaptable”
Me being called an idiot by a parrot
“Yup they know how to deal psychological damage”
Parrot: I cast Vicious Mockery, I need a wisdom saving throw to stop 1d4 emotional damage
I would have been careful griefing to much with builds, since you may get banned
Insult: a really unique atrack type that is mostly being used by users with same main as you
Insult requires communication and pardots are one of few who can do it
It gives you phschological damage and has an effect of offense
Insult damage can go from funny to rude and more offense effect it has more damage it does
The insult damage is critical if you use true insult in right time like calling a player fat sometimes can deal more damage than ****
It’s super effective!
don’t forget you can always report toxic player to the game moderation independently of their classes
“They’re able to evade pretty much any ground based attack”
Pokémon intensifies
well we know thats no true since earth power can hit some flying types
TheCozmicRay874 no
@TheCozmicRay874A ground move like earth power can never hit a flying type unless the effect of gravity is active, the flying type is faster and used roost, removing its flying typing for the rest of the turn or if the flying type has previously been hit by the move smack down. The only ground type move that can hit flying types is thousand arrows, one of Zygarde’s signature moves.
I love the little LOTR reference when the parrots are talking.
Is that a sabaton logo
Anyone remember how in Paulie, he spent the whole movie trying to find Marie? Well, that’s how I want my future wife to be. I want her to be looking for me right now and to find me and say she spent years looking for me, and for her to be really hot too.
I want a white girlfriend！who can give me one！
k
@Main Account yes, bearded wallrus’s profile pic is an old Sabaton emblem, I believe it was around their first 2 albums
Pigeon just chill
Parrot “we don’t do that here”
“Hey pal, what was the most difficult part of making the build?”
“Manage to have a stealth stat so low that hiding is usually pointless”
Covid: Cough, Fever, Shortness of Breath.
Corvid: Caw, Feather, Shiny Things.
*Know the difference!*
Thanks for telling me wont mix them up again
i refuse
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I had to google corvid after he mentioned that. Now i know.
5G symptoms
Radiation pneumonitis
The hallmark symptoms of pneumonitis include shortness of breath, dry cough, low-grade fever, chest tightness and/or pain and general malaise. For pneumonitis attributed to RADIATION and chemotherapy, the symptoms, which can range from mild to severe, generally appear between ONE and SIX MONTHS AFTER treatment.
Sound like CV19??
WUHAN had about 6 months of 5G & mass Vaccination before people started dropping
Effect of Microwaves on the Central Nervous System 1965 – German translation
The autonomic nervous system is affected by the microwaves of the centimeter wavelength band. These waves affect circulation, respiration, temperature control, water balance, albumin and sugar concentration in the cerebro-spinal fluid, hydrogen ion concentration, EEG. GSR, sleep, conscious awareness, etc. Depending on the applied dosage, these waves stimulate the sympathetic or parasympathetic system. Very small dosages produce analgesic effects; however, very large dosages are fatal. An undamped or modulated frequency is more effective than damped waves. The biological effect of these waves results from the resonance absorption in the ganglia. There are indications that only higher harmonics, and not the fundamental frequency, produce biological effects
https://magdahavas.com/pick-of-the-week-18-effect-of-microwaves-on-the-central-nervous-system-1965-german-translation/
Normal birds: _Chirp chirp_
Parrot: _(Cough) (cough)_ *_SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREER—_*
The question: Are Parrots OP?
The answer: 6 minutes and 40 seconds of straight facts.
I’m down.
TierZoo: “Are Parrots OP?”
My parrot: *Intense annoying whistling while I’m trying to sleep*
Seems pretty effective at weakening you over time. Its working…