Binging with Babish: Ben Wyatt’s Calzones from Parks & Rec
Ben Wyatt: mayor of Ice Town, occasional Batman impersonator, and unwavering disciple of the calzone. Today we celebrate Ben’s fandom with a trio of his most notorious pizza pocket projects: calzone-shaped apple pie, (poisonous) mini calzones, and the low-cal-calzone-zone. Pizza is better as a sandwich, isn’t it?
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This brought back a memory of a very obscure TV show called “Ed” about a guy who owned a bowling alley. Anyway, one episode one of the cooks had an idea of deep frying a whole apple pie instead of a calzone shaped one. Always wanted to try it, but I know it maybe a little dangerous since I don’t have a big enough deep fryer. Haha!
You can do it but smaller ?
make small ones. sounds like a killer fritter.
I love Ed. I wish they could release it again. Stupid music rights.
Ryann Soriano
I have nine syllables for you:
The king of random, And a Bathtub.
Omg Ed. That was great!
Babish: “roll out to about 4-ish centimetres thick”
I think he definitely meant millimeters. ‘Murica
1³⁷/₆₄ inches. Probably easier for the Muricanos
beat me to it
You should do “Ron’s Paunch Burger.” Ann tells Ron in one episode that needs more potassium. Ron is so opposed to plant-based food he physically can’t eat the banana. He smashes it in a burger to eat it.
So…. banana burgers?
Sadly he is allergic to banana
Guess who else can’t physically eat banana😂
Or you could do the paunch burger from the fake commercial they made for the show
“If your gonna have a healthy thing you might as well have too much”
Friend: Why do you like calzones? They’re only a quesadilla pizza.
Me: You made my point.
Or are quesadillas a Mexican calzone?
A pizza is an unfolded calzone…
alan wiggins no since a quesadilla I shut but not sealed so no
@Kevin Tapia Shut up
@Kevin Tapia not necessarilly
Andrew, it’s “In twain”. “Into twain” is semantically and grammatically incorrect – it’s like saying “You’re are”.
*THANK YOU* !!!
You’re are very grammatically correct, thank you
“in twain” just means “in two”
@Lucid::Dream not quite. It’s semblant meaning is “Into two parts”, colloquialised as “into two”. Therefore, “Into twain” is equivalent to saying “into to two”.
@UnpopularPolitics yes
“This lid from my protein powder will do nicely.”
Weird flex but okay.
It’s the only flex he ought to be doing, as well.. lmao
I literally though the same thing! Verbatim! Creepy:P
*me remembering the previous episode making calzones*
Me: Hey I’ve seen this one!
Babish: What are you talking about? It’s brand new!
Your next line will be: “I’m hyped for that JoJo episode.”
@Kaden Renz Chef Dio in the house.
FUZE SWITCH Giorno used counterspell
FUZE SWITCH giorno controls life
Life > Time
duh.
@Piplupz1 he homebrewed his own spell called “Fuck off” and the DM allowed it
Where’s the Piss tea recipe Babbish.
The calzones… betrayed me?!?
– Ben Wyatt: Human Disaster
“With God as My witness, they’re dead to me”
one season later at the accounting office
“Wait a minute…..these arent pizzas….Those are CALZONES!”
@Rob Grady god I love that show.
7:40 “about four-ish centimeters thick.” That’s almost 2 inches. Pretty sure this is supposed to say milimeters.
Babish: No JoJo episode
Esidisi: Your attempt to exploit my anger is admirable, but I cannot be angered
“burnished and browned and … b’done”
I come for the cooking skill but I stay for the alliteration.
I actually keep a wedge of cheese in my freezer at all times, with a micorplane style grater you are always set to bless whatever food you want 🙂
Works especially well with something like young gouda or other cheese usually too soft and smeary to grate. Just don’t freeze parm or pecorino xD
He doesn’t want to show us Jojo’s recipes because we would see his Pearl Jam.
He’s showed us his pearl jam before. You judt wouldnt know because your not a stand user
Is he talking about anime jojos bizarre or a different jojo?
@Alexis C. i can only think of a few foods in jojo’s bizarre adventure. Maybe he’s talking about jojo rabbit. But it could be the strawberry cake from vento aureo
Kaiser Sosebee it’s the Italian diner from the fourth part. It’s a four course meal though so I wonder how he’s gonna do that
@Alexis C. there’s only 2 jojo in the internet… jojo’s bizarre adventure and jojo siwa….I doubt it’s not about the adventure i’d say
Broke: Binging with Babish
Woke: *The low-cal calzone zone*
i love how as soon as he makes a jojo episode an option , literally every jojo fan just raids the comment section
Nacify It’s more like they awaken… AYAYAYAYA
*Poses menacingly
Wryyyyyyyyyyy
8:40 “Jojo! This is the last of my frying oil!”
He says he doesn’t understand the people of Pawnee, he must be an Eagletonian
Hudson Maks honestly 🙄🙄🤣🤣
Those snotty damn eagletons
Me: “BABISH! My balls have doubled in size!”
Babish: “See a doctor.”