Cards Against Humanity Saves America

Cards Against Humanity Saves America

Narrated by Peter Coyote
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67 Responses

  1. This username can't get much longer can it? says:

    Should be internationally purchasable πŸ™

    • This username can't get much longer can it? says:

      Ryan mars. What a dumb thing to say. If I hadn’t read the QnA I wouldn’t have stated my disappointment,

      Edit: and ALSO, just because I don’t live in the US doesn’t mean I don’t want to save it from it’s, currently inevitable, demise.

    • Will Klein says:

      Really not fair to call that dumb, it was on-point and potentially helpful. I don’t think you’re seeing how international purchases could make what they’re trying to do a lot more difficult, especially as they’re buying land and dividing it amongst the orders. You’re welcome to be disappointed, but calling Ryan dumb is rather ironic..

    • This username can't get much longer can it? says:

      Will Klein. True in the sense that I ignored the fact that international purchases would be difficult. But false in the sense that it was dumb to say since I already knew it couldn’t be purchased, and he only stated the exact same thing. Instead of stating what you just stated.

    • LORD OF FREEDOM says:

      You probably should be worried about your own country mate.

    • Blue6erry1995 says:

      This username can’t get much longer can it? Well, it’s sold out now :p. I can see why they kept it limited.

  2. T. J. Brumfield says:

    Serious question. If day 1 really is a chunk of land along the border to try and stop a border wall, couldn’t the government just seize the land via eminent domain?

    • Mari Schroedinger says:

      Serious answer. Google publicity stunt.

    • CB0X says:

      $15 isn’t a huge cost to at least attempt to delay what could possibly be the biggest waste of taxpayer money ever. Sign me up!

    • Austin Collins says:

      KEWLIOSUCKA so basically to make them a pain in the buttocks

    • notagoodsitrep says:

      T. J. Brumfield Yes, and because the land is vacant (meaning it has little market value and is unusable except for a wall) those lawyers are useless. They can’t drag out the case via contesting just compensation because just compensation is based on the current market values, which the Fed will have a good estimate on seeing as how CAH just bought the land. CAH can’t contest suitability for public use either as the only thing of value that the land has is it’s proximity to the border, which is only good for enforcing border protection (a well established public use). Further, by putting out this video, CAH has actually made the future litigation go faster, as now the Fed knows what to expect and can make preparations in advance.

      This is more of a publicity stunt than an actual threat.

  3. BitQuest says:

    Sad that we can’t get this in Australia. We want to save America too!

  4. Miss Susan says:

    I enjoyed your short film. Is it a documentary? My favorite part is the triumphant musical score.

  5. Nate Kushnirsky says:

    They had me at Stop saying Pickle Pick

    • Breadback says:

      Pickle Rick’d have your nuts, boy-o.

    • Chorp Squatch says:


  6. Human Observer says:

    Kind of pointless since Trump won’t ever build a wall anyway.

    • TheLegand27 says:

      Human Observer he already started it dumbass πŸ˜‚

    • Austin Collins says:

      Ight bud. Keep telling yourself that. Kinda like how you kept telling yourself Trump would not be president. That worked out well for you, didn’t it?

    • Chorp Squatch says:

      The thing is the wall is pointless, taxpayers will foot the bill (what happened to a smaller government?), and the amount of land to be covered is immense. I really doubt it will ever be built. It wont be built in 20 years so unless the next couple presidents continue the shit project it will be dropped.

      Also, Trump is still a better candidate than Hillary but this whole wall is just nonsense. Just cut the government in half and remove all these regulations. I don’t give a shit about a stupid wall.

    • Josh Keating says:

      TheLegand27 no he didn’t

    • dudelivestrong says:

      Human Observer they’re working on it

  7. lebunny L says:

    So many butthurt people in the comments πŸ˜‚

  8. Mark Michon says:

    Yes, yes, let the salt flow through you!

  9. A Pacing Goose says:

    Trump supporters:”Liberals are such snowflakes”
    Also Trump supporters: “this kind of spiteful shit is why I voted for Trump.”

    • Rphawks says:

      Some American Wait. Even ignoring your argument about the border (and by the way, the border has a lot of private property, works almost the same way as any piece of land), did you say that only ones with a college education would be so stupid to say such a thing? After all, it is called an *education*. Remember, it comes after high school, not before.

    • Abe Dillon says:

      Yes, he did say that. He’s one of the millions of sad sacks that thinks learning makes you dumber. That’s why Trump would suggest spending $40 Billion on a slab of concrete, but never suggest spending $40 Billion making the American education system great again. You gotta keep ’em stupid or they’ll catch on to your bullshit peddling, you know?

      What? The economy is anemic and the richest 0.1% of the population owns more wealth than the bottom 90% **combined**? You poor white people should totally be mad at those poor brown people for trying to steal your scraps! Nevermind the fat cats feasting! Fight over scraps!

    • Nate4Life01 says:

      A Pacing Goose nobody says that

    • Fisher 33 says:

      Some American Face it, the wall is probably never going to be fully built, and if it is, then what a waste of money towards something that border patrol was already handling competently enough.

    • Josh M says:

      They can take the land if the owners won’t sell it.

  10. A Pacing Goose says:

    Incoming neckbeards and 4chan users getting triggered at a joke on the internet.

    • Little Leon says:

      le ebil boogeyman nazis on 4chan

      I bet you got your information from AHS lmao. Imagine being this upset at an image board. Also thanks for generalizing all of 4chan for us. If you knew shit you’d know that at least half of 4chan is liberal/leftist. Sad!

    • Jet Black says:

      A Pacing Goose You’re clearly very new to the internet, which kind of voids your entire point

    • Just Some Random Individual says:

      A Pacing Goose I think you have enough internet for today.

    • notagoodsitrep says:

      A Pacing Goose That’s some nice projection, fam. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸššπŸ’£πŸ€

    • Chloe Z. says:

      A Pacing Goose and it’s nowhere close to being derogatory πŸ˜‰

  11. Nicsho says:

    I love how they got Peter Coyote for this. You’ve got my $15. Looking forward to one day visiting my small bit of land, wall-less.

  12. Shannon Bradford says:

    Fabulous!!! Why I love Cards Against Humanity!!!

  13. LowTemp says:

    I’m just here to say I want that dudes avocado shirt.

  14. Alex says:

    So many triggered trump supporter snowflakes. This campaign has already won.

    • Miss Kobe Yoshi says:

      Feels like a scam because the wall is flimsy and they are asking for your money
      I mean the only drive to pay is to give in to the hatred of Trump

    • Not Ralf says:

      My god. Why is everyone into generalizing groups of people nowadays? All you are doing is making yourself look stupid considering liberals are criticized for the exact same thing. “leftists are not known for being correct” “conservatives are all racist”, both these comments are idiotic buddy.

    • MrWillyVanilli says:

      Sun Tzu and stuff.

    • Michael Baker says:


      Trump supporter here. Not triggered or mad at anything, carry on

    • TheScrappySniper says:

      Alex Everybody’s complaining about Trump supporters yet I don’t see one…

  15. MartyMcFly says:

    So many triggered liberals haha. Amazing.

    • CommunistMiner42 says:

      i do not remember a fuck ton of rioting when obama won. Maybe some protest yeah but nothing like as violent as antifa or blm. But i see both sides complaining here in the comments. You liberals getting triggered from comments that are pro republican and republicans getting triggered with the video.

    • Sam Pablo says:

      CommunistMiner42 what is it with you scump supporters and “triggered”?
      You echo chamber repeating, unimaginative, copycats.

    • Not Ralf says:

      What do you mean “you liberals” stop assuming this shit. Im bothered by both liberals and conservatives with how they are dealing with the current atmosphere. Both groups really cant stop with the assumptions and generalizations i guess, another reason this situation wont get any better.

  16. WimpyMcWeaksauce says:

    Time to boycott a game I never would have purchased, because I am an easily triggered cultist who hates when people challenge me.

  17. David Strong says:


  18. John Loberger says:

    Not trying to be a dick but wouldn’t a card game that saves America be something like Cards FOR Humanity?
    Edit: Be on the lookout for this expansion pack I called it first

    • Brian McHaney says:

      John Loberger They should just go ahead and call it Cards Against Sovereign Nations. Illegal immigration is not saving America, it’s hurting it.

  19. killertoyson says:

    Make family game night great again

  20. Alex Lee says:

    I teared up a little during this vid

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