Don’t Watch Morbius

Don’t Watch Morbius

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  1. Skad says:

    Me and my friends drank before we went and saw this movie and it was legitimately the funniest thing ever. The “you wouldn’t like me when I’m hungry” line had us in tears

    • Broski says:

      Me and my friends smoked before we went and that line had us in stitches afterwards lmao

    • Fabio Mino says:

      @Emily Taras 😂 happens to me

    • Spam Apricot says:

      I think going drunk is the only way I’d be interested in seeing this

    • LucidYasuke says:

      Also the “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry”. They copied hulks line. Then second time did it again but used hungry instead.

    • YanTheMan says:

      @Ieuan Hunt I wish he was
      But I was sober
      And can confirm that it was indeed in the movie 😂
      My eyes rolled so far back when hearing that line 🙄😂

  2. Yahmean! says:

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Morbius. The conflict and charcacter development is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of classic English dramatic literature, most of the weight of the scenario will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Michael’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these scenes, to realise that they’re not only humorous- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike Morbius truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the depth in Morbius’ quote: “I am Venom. Just kidding, I’m Dr. Michael Morbius at your service.” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Jared Leto’s genius wit unfolds itself exclusively on the cinematic screens this April 1st. What fools… how I pity them.

  3. Neotrip says:

    Morbius does what many movies try to do and fail. while other movies struggle to make you feel dispair and void in your soul, they cannot do it quite as effectively as morbius. truly a masterpiece.

  4. Heavenly says:

    You #10 on trending Marcus the world shall finally recognize your greatness

  5. Kyle Benbow says:

    This movie changed my life. It taught me lessons on perseverance, love, compassion, heartbreak, challenge, and overcoming adversity. The themes of this movie were dynamic. The plot was intricate and kept me on the edge of my seat. This wasn’t a movie. It was an experience. I highly recommend it. 10/10.

  6. Ale says:

    Clever reverse psychology! Just rented out a whole theater for tomorrow night. Thanks Marcus!

    • benjamin richards says:

      I don’t know why this is so funny

    • chefmagneto says:

      @sean good one

    • sean says:

      You paid too much. One ticket would net you a whole theater anyway

    • chefmagneto says:

      @James Kilgour Masterpiece 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

    • James Kilgour says:

      @chefmagneto Absolutely. Because it is a piece of cinema so extraordinary that multiple watches will drive you past the bounds of sanity and your eyes will be destroyed due to a complete inability to blink as you are horrified at the prospect of missing even a nanosecond of this masterpiece.

  7. Bradley Green says:

    Kinda depressing that Jared Harris is just known to some people as “the Chernobyl guy”. He’s an amazing actor who’s been in some great roles, especially as Moriarty in Sherlock Holmes.

  8. Matt J says:

    What kills me in this movie is how little blood there is in any of it. Any time someone gets killed, they play the blood spurt sound effect, but nothing comes out of them.
    “Objection, your honor! I couldn’t have drained those men of their blood – they didn’t have any to begin with!”

  9. Ron says:

    Thank you so much for finally saying it Marcus. I have no clue why people really think an amazing Spider-Man 3 is a good idea. Yes Andrew has proven himself as an actor but Sony has yet to prove they can make a competent spider-man/super hero movie

    • Involved Hail says:

      @Creenge Edeturmahn what about tasm 1

    • Daoaem says:

      @Creenge Edeturmahn yeah, this is true, whenever the execs get involved the end product ends up bad, I commented just so they could clarify their point a bit more

    • Creenge Edeturmahn says:

      @Daoaem I think Ron meant to say that Sony has yet to prove they can make anything competent recently in this universe. I don’t think they care as much to interfere with animated products, which is likely why Spider-Verse was so good. As for live-action? Yeah, they haven’t made a great spider-man movie on their own since Spider-Man 2. And it’s all due to them trying to force themselves in on the creative process instead of letting the actual filmmakers do their thing.

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  10. AntiSeth says:

    Someone at Sony saw the MCU, and then saw Deadpool, and thought, “Oh, we can do both at the same time,” proceeding to put out an entire saga of barely passable morally-ambiguous villain-turned-antihero films. Whoever is running this has to be very high up, because if they were anything less than an executive, they would be fired by this point.

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