Don’t Watch Morbius
Don’t Watch Morbius
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Me and my friends drank before we went and saw this movie and it was legitimately the funniest thing ever. The “you wouldn’t like me when I’m hungry” line had us in tears
Me and my friends smoked before we went and that line had us in stitches afterwards lmao
@Emily Taras 😂 happens to me
I think going drunk is the only way I’d be interested in seeing this
Also the “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry”. They copied hulks line. Then second time did it again but used hungry instead.
@Ieuan Hunt I wish he was
But I was sober
And can confirm that it was indeed in the movie 😂
My eyes rolled so far back when hearing that line 🙄😂
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Morbius. The conflict and charcacter development is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of classic English dramatic literature, most of the weight of the scenario will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Michael’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these scenes, to realise that they’re not only humorous- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike Morbius truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the depth in Morbius’ quote: “I am Venom. Just kidding, I’m Dr. Michael Morbius at your service.” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Jared Leto’s genius wit unfolds itself exclusively on the cinematic screens this April 1st. What fools… how I pity them.
You done?
@Bernardo O’Higgins VEVO nonsense It is clearly a reference to the highly respected brand of fine chocolates known as snickers
@Yust1234 it’s not that new
Ayo new copy pasta just drop
Morbius does what many movies try to do and fail. while other movies struggle to make you feel dispair and void in your soul, they cannot do it quite as effectively as morbius. truly a masterpiece.
It really is the new End of Evangelion
If only I can like a comment twice
You #10 on trending Marcus the world shall finally recognize your greatness
This movie changed my life. It taught me lessons on perseverance, love, compassion, heartbreak, challenge, and overcoming adversity. The themes of this movie were dynamic. The plot was intricate and kept me on the edge of my seat. This wasn’t a movie. It was an experience. I highly recommend it. 10/10.
this movies action scenes have to be the ive ever seen in my life
it really was the movie of all time.
Morbius definitely has some of the dialogue ever written
Morbius really REALLY is one of the movies ever made.
my life was changed, i was once a blind man i am now a women with 2020 vision, i will never be the same
Clever reverse psychology! Just rented out a whole theater for tomorrow night. Thanks Marcus!
I don’t know why this is so funny
@sean good one
You paid too much. One ticket would net you a whole theater anyway
@James Kilgour Masterpiece 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
@chefmagneto Absolutely. Because it is a piece of cinema so extraordinary that multiple watches will drive you past the bounds of sanity and your eyes will be destroyed due to a complete inability to blink as you are horrified at the prospect of missing even a nanosecond of this masterpiece.
Kinda depressing that Jared Harris is just known to some people as “the Chernobyl guy”. He’s an amazing actor who’s been in some great roles, especially as Moriarty in Sherlock Holmes.
I know him as 2 very iconic roles. Lane pryce from madmen ( my favorite show of all time ) and the news reporter from mr deeds who had this legendary line “I’m gonna go home and squeeze my girlfriends big fake boobs”
And Mad Men
To be fair, I’ve only heard of Sherlock
and the terror
And Andersen Dawes
What kills me in this movie is how little blood there is in any of it. Any time someone gets killed, they play the blood spurt sound effect, but nothing comes out of them.
“Objection, your honor! I couldn’t have drained those men of their blood – they didn’t have any to begin with!”
Thank you so much for finally saying it Marcus. I have no clue why people really think an amazing Spider-Man 3 is a good idea. Yes Andrew has proven himself as an actor but Sony has yet to prove they can make a competent spider-man/super hero movie
@Creenge Edeturmahn what about tasm 1
@Creenge Edeturmahn yeah, this is true, whenever the execs get involved the end product ends up bad, I commented just so they could clarify their point a bit more
@Daoaem I think Ron meant to say that Sony has yet to prove they can make anything competent recently in this universe. I don’t think they care as much to interfere with animated products, which is likely why Spider-Verse was so good. As for live-action? Yeah, they haven’t made a great spider-man movie on their own since Spider-Man 2. And it’s all due to them trying to force themselves in on the creative process instead of letting the actual filmmakers do their thing.
spider-verse
Someone at Sony saw the MCU, and then saw Deadpool, and thought, “Oh, we can do both at the same time,” proceeding to put out an entire saga of barely passable morally-ambiguous villain-turned-antihero films. Whoever is running this has to be very high up, because if they were anything less than an executive, they would be fired by this point.