Elden Ring Review | Dark Souls IIII (VI) | Dung Eater Edition™
I missed April fools.
This is not satire.
This is real life.
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Wow Sseth is actually reviewing a game that doesn’t have a thick layer of dust on it and requires Windows 98 to run for once
Simple and classy, I think everyone can do it
Yeah, I hate it.
even he falls prey to the algorithm
Wow yes there’s an urgent need of more reviews for “the latest game popular with the tiktok idiot crowd”.
Man is cooking all 3 meals on the laptop today. At the same time.
The fact that he’s reviewing this game means he’s discovered the present timeline and could be here with us right now. I’m scared.
the video after the next video will feature a game from two years into the future
This is the worse thing that could possible happen
@Bitterleaf Castle he is, tho. He’ll visit your bedroom tonite. He’s also known as the nigerian Nightstalker
Don’t worry guy, Seth isn’t real
May be he time-travel back to give us this review.
I can’t believe Sseth missed the “nomadic merchants” lore.
@necromaster998 wtf Sneed is an actual insult now
As a proud member of God’s Chosen People and the Merchants Guild, I’m very happy to have to representation in this game.
@Hussain Drees >redditor talk about god’s chosen people without getting banned
sure, sure
nerd
@Valskyr They weren’t expelled, they were all buried alive.
I never expected Seth to review a game that’s both new and doesn’t even require an engineering degree just to understand the mechanics.
But it does require you to have the nerves of a person trying to get an engineering degree.
@MythThrazz nobody claims that
Are you claiming that you understand all of the mechanics of this game? Really?
@qwormuli if you mean me, no i dont mean it “ironically” but tongue-in-cheek
And i know rubes machine yet the connection between those two doesnt appear to me, care to elaborate?
If you unironically mean that last part, then you don’t know Rube Goldberg machine which is this games’ mechanics.
Sseth just showed us the most enjoyable way of playing Elden Ring, inflicting pain
18+ Content Samidi.Monster
mejores 😘
siempre en mi corazón
mañas no se la.💟
Son unos de los mejores conciertos..
It’s almost like the games have been grooming us all for a specific mindset. We have all suffered so much because of them, and now we are becoming that which we hate and love at the same time.
This is beginning to sound an awful lot like one of my bad past relationships, actually. I’ll stop here.
*I’m sorry Sseth I don’t recognise games that aren’t older than 50% of your audience*
Sseth probably has a pretty old audience as far as gaming youtube is concerned. You won’t find a lot of kids or teens here like you do with cringe channels that only do Minecraft or cheap indie horror games.
@The Spiffing Brit You’d be ruined if the people ever discovered your grammatical error, oh the horror.
Was the Merchant’s Guild perhaps the East Indian Trading Company all along?
only 50%?
Of course Spiff is a memeber of the Merchants guild, have you never heard of the East India Tea Company?
wow I’ve never heard of this game before, better go check it out
@Jack Jackson bro I wish I knew 😔
Bro what the fuck are these replies to ur comments
18+ Content Samidi.Monster
mejores 😘
siempre en mi corazón
mañas no se la.💟
Son unos de los mejores conciertos
The T-posing is not a bug. It’s literally a feature you unlock along with an ending that requires 37 int. I was pretty baffled too when I realized this.
18+ CONTENT 👇
Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo.
250 sentadillas son unos *Cutegirls.Uno* muchas y un buen ejercicio.
5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados 😍👍
Saludos desde la Cd. de world 🌹😉💖
los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer💫
less enthusiastic praising of the sun
@deadlypandaghost True, though I would say hybrid casters lose a lot of damage over straight Int or straight Faith, which is a hell of a price to pay for ultimate versatility. I might try something like that when I do like NG+X runs on a level 200+ character
@Tengou There is a staff and seal that both scale on faith and int. So you can totally do a full theurge build and cast everything but arcane spells. Why you ask? Why not?
@Giantdad Lives Some of the golden order stuff does directly reference that fact, actually. The golden order seal’s description refers to fundamentalism as “scholarship in all but name”, just off the top of my head.
I find myself watching the end credits, not to find my own name amongst the patrons, as I am not one, but simply to count how many Joe, Joey, and Josephs there are and add them to my Highlander fight list.
There can be only one
Sseth reviewing a modern, mainstream game is surely a sign of the end times.