Elden Ring Review | Dark Souls IIII (VI) | Dung Eater Edition™

Elden Ring Review | Dark Souls IIII (VI) | Dung Eater Edition™

I missed April fools.
This is not satire.
This is real life.

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46 Responses

  1. Trenton says:

    Wow Sseth is actually reviewing a game that doesn’t have a thick layer of dust on it and requires Windows 98 to run for once

  2. Cain Spencer says:

    The fact that he’s reviewing this game means he’s discovered the present timeline and could be here with us right now. I’m scared.

  3. Vino Irma says:

    I can’t believe Sseth missed the “nomadic merchants” lore.

  4. Barokai Rein says:

    I never expected Seth to review a game that’s both new and doesn’t even require an engineering degree just to understand the mechanics.

  5. Khaons says:

    Sseth just showed us the most enjoyable way of playing Elden Ring, inflicting pain

    • sxc 🔞👇 says:

      18+ Content Samidi.Monster

      mejores 😘
      siempre en mi corazón
      mañas no se la.💟
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos..

    • OhHeyItsLee says:

      It’s almost like the games have been grooming us all for a specific mindset. We have all suffered so much because of them, and now we are becoming that which we hate and love at the same time.

      This is beginning to sound an awful lot like one of my bad past relationships, actually. I’ll stop here.

  6. The Spiffing Brit says:

    *I’m sorry Sseth I don’t recognise games that aren’t older than 50% of your audience*

    • BIG MAK says:

      Sseth probably has a pretty old audience as far as gaming youtube is concerned. You won’t find a lot of kids or teens here like you do with cringe channels that only do Minecraft or cheap indie horror games.

    • Benjamin Dover says:

      @The Spiffing Brit You’d be ruined if the people ever discovered your grammatical error, oh the horror.

    • Hirato Kirata says:

      Was the Merchant’s Guild perhaps the East Indian Trading Company all along?

    • SpecShadow says:

      only 50%?

    • Homeless Pirate says:

      Of course Spiff is a memeber of the Merchants guild, have you never heard of the East India Tea Company?

  7. Marco Yolo says:

    wow I’ve never heard of this game before, better go check it out

  8. negutivzero says:

    The T-posing is not a bug. It’s literally a feature you unlock along with an ending that requires 37 int. I was pretty baffled too when I realized this.

    • Natasha Meri [𝐋!𝐯𝐞]🔞👇 says:

      18+ CONTENT 👇
      Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo.
      250 sentadillas son unos *Cutegirls.Uno* muchas y un buen ejercicio.
       5:25  Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados 😍👍

      Saludos desde la Cd. de world 🌹😉💖
      los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer💫

    • Aidan Matthew Galea says:

      less enthusiastic praising of the sun

    • Tengou says:

      @deadlypandaghost True, though I would say hybrid casters lose a lot of damage over straight Int or straight Faith, which is a hell of a price to pay for ultimate versatility. I might try something like that when I do like NG+X runs on a level 200+ character

    • deadlypandaghost says:

      @Tengou There is a staff and seal that both scale on faith and int. So you can totally do a full theurge build and cast everything but arcane spells. Why you ask? Why not?

    • Taylor Rutledge says:

      @Giantdad Lives Some of the golden order stuff does directly reference that fact, actually. The golden order seal’s description refers to fundamentalism as “scholarship in all but name”, just off the top of my head.

  9. Stupid Is My Job says:

    I find myself watching the end credits, not to find my own name amongst the patrons, as I am not one, but simply to count how many Joe, Joey, and Josephs there are and add them to my Highlander fight list.

  10. Sempi Traum says:

    Sseth reviewing a modern, mainstream game is surely a sign of the end times.

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