Everything Wrong With Assassin’s Creed In 13 Minutes Or Less

Everything Wrong With Assassin’s Creed In 13 Minutes Or Less

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Assassin’s Creed may have satisfied some fans of the video game, but the rest of us… not so much. This movie sets the record for “amazing actors slumming.”

Thursday: Legendary sins.

Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie’s sins should we expose next?!

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19 Responses

  1. Kaitlyn Sheehan says:

    My 4 year old niece just called you “CinnamonSins” and now I’m dead..

  2. Jake Berango says:

    “Assassin’s Creed” is my second favourite video game franchise of all time. Although I think this movie is alright, it could have been done a LOT better.

  3. hemmingwayfan says:

    Personally for me, the stupidest part of this movie (and that’s saying alot) is the fact that the Templar headquarters is a massive building in London decorated in Maltese crosses that’s called the “Templar World Headquarters.” No! No no no no no! The Templars are supposed to be an Illuminati style organization controlling the world from the shadows. Why does a secret organization have an incredibly obvious headquarters!?!

  4. Chris Hefner says:

    I think you mean “Everything IS Wrong With AssAssin’s Creed”

  5. rupin kanet says:

    now this channel is much better than it’s shitty gaming counterpart, but this here is a tricky video my dude 70% of your sons were explain in the games , and the motto

  6. Sam says:

    First 2 minutes basically just demonstrates the only thing I dislike about CinemaSins: Their complete disregard for parts of a franchise that aren’t movies that explain shit in the movie. Nothing is true? Explained by Ezio Auditore in Assassin’s Creed: Revelations. The bird? There is always a bird it’s Assassin’s fucking Creed. Also this is by far one of the best video game movies ever made behind only Warcraft and maybe Tomb Raider. If you hated this movie I have to ask what the hell you thought was bad enough in a 2 hour awesome fest to say that it overall is a bad film.

  7. Land Of The Listening says:

    I’ve been waiting for them to sin this stupid movie ever since I wasted my time to see it

  8. TheClownShroom says:

    I BEG OF U PLEASE DO STORKS

    I just want to hear his reaction

  9. Miguel Martínez Cacho says:

    Chirs colombus was a legit evil person?? Wtf?

  10. Prec1sion says:

    I love the games, but I wasn’t going to pay 30$ to watch a movie this bad… or risk a Getting a Virus on my PC by watching it on some random website.. so thanks for buying this atrocious movie for our entertainment

  11. Craig Goetsch says:

    The Eagle is the only thing in every game, on every viewpoint.

  12. TheDarkSoul97 says:

    I have an apple
    I have a bird
    UGH
    APPLEBIRD!

  13. Marcus Nörren says:

    This video doesnt beat enough out of the game which is just as bland.

  14. Jorge O. Navarro says:

    Andalucía is a region of Spain, not a city (+1 sin)

  15. Chris NFFC says:

    I’ve played the games AND read the books and had zilch idea what was going on

  16. Aidan Kokalakis says:

    I liked the movie but it wasn’t really supposed to be technical more than look cool

  17. Remarkable SeiF says:

    Everything wrong with: xXx Return of Xander Cage !!

  18. Katie Leffler says:

    Was that even a movie? That didn’t feel like a full movie.

  19. DEFAULT DYB says:

    Hey dude its a movie not a dick so stop taking it so hard

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