Everything Wrong With Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker In Force Minutes
Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker. Well here we are… we’ve come to the end of the Skywalker saga. And it’s… pretty confusing. It’s a blend of fan service, tying up loose ends, and giving the finger to The Last Jedi. And it has LOTS of sins. So we counted ’em.
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“Somehow palpatine returned.”
Everyone else: K.
The audience: WHAT?!
I can’t like it, it’s at 69
Lol nvm
Major Justice who the fuck asked
Me Cool No you did not
Macawed I think he meant that he knew the reason of how palpatine returned
“Letz announce diz on Fortenite lol!”
*resumes snorting coke or puffing weed or whatever Hollyweird types do these days*
How did you not put tony stark saying “i am iron man” when rey says “i am a,l the jedi”??
Man, you slaughtered this movie and still you missed SO MUCH. Like how Finn says to Rey “There’s something I have to tell you” when he thought he was going to die and then it’s never brought back up again for the rest of the movie. Or how that “awesome ending” only happened because there was an old lady IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING DESERT that was only there because somebody needed to ask her name for that ending. There’s a lot of other shit too.
Abigail would be amazing at cinema sins😂😂
He slaughtered nothing. He actually just proved The Birdman right. He’s kinda a idiot. And i’m not even a fan of this movie
Ya, as things go, SW-ROS got off pretty easy this time from EWW – we need an extended version!
Don’t forget fin getting super worked up over poe’s past even though he has fought with him and then just being ok with it after they visit the black market droidsmith
There’s only so much one man can do.
6:50 Finn: “How do you know how to do that?”
Poe: “Oh no reason, its not like I dont fly vehicals for a living in this trilogy. One would think I would know how to Hot wire one.”
Seriously though, I hate that line, its the equivilent to asking a soldier how he knows how to Load a rifle.
Because it was “foreshadowing” Poe’s spicerunning on kijimi
Also, the third movie in a series is not the time to make it seem like the main characters are just now getting to know each other. At least the line could have included a sense of familiarity like, “You know I don’t like you doing that after what happened last time!”
Darren Z facts
They fly now? is even more stupid coming from a god damned storm trooper
@Deaths Dollar the worst part is there have been flying stormtroopers in starwars since the OT or at least since any game, book, or even in the rebel tv show
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The biggest sin THERE is how Kylo doesn’t even react to his precious Vader shrine being destroyed…. 😕
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IKR lol. Another thing I hate about this trilogy is how little it appreciates Darth Vader or Anakin at all. I would’ve killed to get an Anakin force ghost seen but obviously that never came. It’s like they just threw him out of the window once they realized it would make too much sense with him lol
He gave up that obsession after the first movie
Star Wars Franchise: we have strict rules about light speed travel and force powers
Rise of Skywalker: hold my pixie sticks.
You mean, the whole sequel trilogy answered that.
Them Pixie sticks might have cochaine in them. lol.
“What do we want?”
“Power!”
“Whadda we want it for?”
“Uhhhhhhhhh…”
Also, that one green droid is brought to you by Cinemassacre. Cinemassacre: Rolling Rock advertisement since 2007.
Nice Cinemassacre reference lol
Everything here is pretty valid, except the ending, the ending sucked.
@Cameron Phillips The consensus from people I know and from most people is that the ending was fine. The people you get your opinions from are just salty.
the ending sucked ass, add me to the consensus
Snoke’s Missing Hairpiece Where are you getting your opinions from?
Cameron Phillips I dunno. I liked it and the people I talked to at the theatre also liked it. Yes, majority hate it, but I chalk that up to “I hate the entire sequel trilogy because it’s unnecessary fan service” which is UTTERLY true. If we look at just this film alone, it was alright for what it was, even with plot holes and retcons galore that required you playing goddamn Fortnite to get context for the opening crawl.
I personally would have preferred a better written and less vague ending, but I felt it was the great way to cap the “Skywalker saga”. The original trilogy never put too much emphasis on it, but the prequels basically started it by connecting it to the prophesy. Having Rey get it meant the prophesy was about the “idea” of the name rather than the Bloodline. After all, Anakin having no biological father was still canon iirc. so yeah, the Skywalker name is not necessarily bound in blood ties. Am I refuting that they did this idea poorly? Hell no, they definitely sucked at the majority of the execution. Yet, I still felt the impact of the ending; It put me in a good sense of melancholy.
Everything regarding Palpatine is utter garbage though. No amount of optimism can salvage that. He was laughably badly handled for all 9 films.
@Oriana Ill second that because that shit movie was terrible not just the ending
“We cant cross the water, it’s incredibly dangerous”
“Yeah but Rey who has lived her entire life on a desert planet literally just surfed over there?”
“Oh yeah, my bad, lets go”
Rey should’ve owned up to her own name and accepted herself for who she is. Not yoink the Skywalker name for literally no reason.
Script_Code A FILM THEORY
@Jonathan Bronner and cut.
@Jonathan Bronner Rey’s throat.
@Jonathan Bronner Please.
@TheTempleGuardThaoy Why would anyone keep the name? Oh I don’t know, an actual hero and a good role model? I don’t see anything heroic about hiding from your real identity. Rey is a coward.
Am I the only one that’s surprised that CinemaSins actually _liked_ Rey calling herself a Skywalker at the end?
@Lucas Savicki the one of the best? HAHHAHA alright thats your own opinion but thanks for the laugh.
@Mr Fafaa indeed he is
It’s the most mocked scene in the movie.
Nope. When the vid went to the Rey Skywalker part, I was expecting him to add at least another 1000 sins for that bullshitness.
@Brandon Lyon oh HELL NAW, TPM AND AOTC IS WAY BETTER THAN THIS
Other sins include: Finn saying he had something to tell Rey and then never did, Lando waiting till now to finally start helping The Resistance, The Emperor at first saying that he wants Rey dead, then he wants her to kill him, and he scraps that plan to somehow use the dyad between Rey and Ben to regain power, and Poe arguing that Rey should give up training in The Force and fight along side him despite how helpful those abilities have been in the past and their biggest enemies use The Force so she’d be a major asset to them.
It hurt my eyes and brain just trying to read all that 😂
Also Luke used the wing of the xwing as a door to his room on the planet. That plane is not flying anytime soon.
@Layk Really? I didnt notice that
Thanks Hermione yeah it so weird. It’s almost like the writers/directors are hacks.
@Jason Snow I thought it was obvious that its that be was force sensitive and that’s how he knew where to go at the end
People actually like this hot trash of a movie?
Idiots who have shit taste in film like this movie.
Everything. The inane plot, the nonsensical jumps of logic, and all the ignorance of the classic lore. God, actual adults were paid to write this crap. Totally not like you had decades of stories to borrow from or film
This is what happens when merchandise sales interfere with story telling.
Wow, I think you’re the only Star Wars Fan that has no issue with the ending.
no there are others just look through the comments I dont know how but i guess someone has to like everything
I want to fight everyone who was involved in the decision of Leia and Luke’s force ghost over looking Rey on Tattooine and NOT adding Anakin force ghost.
Exactly. Imagine if the scene where Han was talking to Ben, it was Anakin instead. I was literally waiting for one scene with him the whole fucking movie and I thought it would be there, but nope. Like, I was so disappointed it wasn’t him that I didn’t even realize they got Harrison Ford to play a role lmao, Jesus how did they fuck up the series so bad
All we got from Anakin was his ghost speaking a few words…
While a few thousand other ghosts were speaking…
diana M I feel you, but the point they wanted to make was that she got approval of both her mentors in the Force, to earn their legacy. If anything, only Han could have been there besides them. But Han’s legacy was with Ben, so only Ben saw him, since he’s a Solo. Rey didn’t earn “Solo” but “Skywalker”. It’s where Rey and Ben diverge.
Having Anakin there doesn’t mean much since she had nothing to do with him. Anakin, Yoda and Obi-Wan only have significance as mentors for Luke, not for Rey. Even Ben only had connection to “Vader” and not “Anakin”, and he gave both of them up when he became a “Solo” again. He rejected a Skywalker legacy, so that leaves only one recipient left in their duo.
or the ben one
*What could you give me*
“EVERYTHING”
but like what tho
A lot of ships. A LOT of ships. Like, all of them. That’s everything right? What else is there except sith ships with planet killing weapons?
Hey remember how Clone Wars fans used to be ridiculed because it was a silly, badly animated cartoon that couldn’t hope to compare to the movies? And yet after this embarrassment of a film _we_ are getting Ray Park mo-capping Darth Maul in a perfectly choreographed duel against Ahsoka Tano as part of a four-episodes final arc that has amazing characterization, is intricately intertwined with RotS, and is so narratively strong that it laughs at the idea of plot twists and that _the entirety of the audience knowing the ending has no negative impact on their viewing experience whatsoever._ Imagine that.
Clone Wars is a work of art because it retroactively ENHANCES the other films, instead of tearing them down. Anakin turning evil made no sense and seemed forced in the prequels, but the Clone Wars provides more than enough backstory and character development to justify such a drastic change in perspective.
THIS!!! I lament at all the people that made fun of Clone Wars. They added a lot of plot moments that greatly enriched the lore. The extended characterisation of characters that previously barely had 15 minutes of screen time or less, is the best part and makes the galaxy feel like a galaxy.
I’d add 100 sins for Hux being a spy.
No way would he ever betray the First Order or help the Resistance. Poor excuse just to kill his character off.
Honestly, given the amount of crap he’s gotten from Kylo, I can totally see him deciding to defect in order to get revenge. It fits into larger themes of “Sith vs. the military that serves them” going all the way back to places like the Kotor games and even A New Hope, where generic officer #3 taunts Vader. I’m just not convinced Hux was competent enough *to* defect wihtout getting accidentally shot in the process (this *is* the guy who got punked by a prank phone call at the start of TLJ).
@Dargaron Softsong I can definitely see him wanting revenge, he hates Kylo after all, but it would have made much more sense for him to have done so by staging a coup, thereby getting his revenge and the power that motivates him. Hux has been a part of the First Order his entire life and influenced many of the programmes and their technology, he’s not just going to dessert all of that. And helping the Resistance? The very people he wants to destroy?? He destroyed five planets because they supported the Resistance. So out of character and a complete waste
@Dargaron Softsong that was called rian johnsons bad writing and stupid jokes! Hux wasnt as dumb in force awakens
I was hoping for an insurrection within the First Order and I’m glad we got to see that not everyone is toeing the line.
THANK YOU
Biggest sin in the movie for me was Hux’s “I am the spy.” I’m not exaggerating when I say I fell out of my seat laughing cause it was such a bad moment.