Everything Wrong With The Witch In 12 MInutes Or Less
Everything Wrong With The Witch In 12 MInutes Or Less
Here’s a 2016 horror film that received generally good reviews from audiences and critics alike. Just because we didn’t’ like it doesn’t mean it’s not good. I think. Here are the sins of The Witch.
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Is it two Vs or one W
And why is W called a double U if it looks like a double V
You mention the Witch, but I don’t see Hillary Clinton anywhere in this
video? ?
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12 minutes or less is the maximum amount of time that CinemaSins will give
to a film they actually like.
this is why I don’t watch this channel the average IQ in this comment
section is 65 no one here saw the movie and every comment Is uhhhh why is
it vvitch dats stupid ahaha. uhhh why was no jump scares or loud noises. a
bunch of 12 year old morons who’s highlight of there day is when the next
rooster teeth video drops.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Notice anything?
I went to kindergarten
Ugh this movie was completely awful. Biggest waste of an hour and a half
ever.
So one of the biggest complaints is that a horror film featured horrifying
things ?…….that makes total sense. -_-
I have never heard of this movie, honestly..
This isn’t a horror movie, it’s a period piece with horror elements.
have thee never heard a deep Yorkshire accent afore it’s no’ that fucking
hard
I mean, I’m sorry that you have so much trouble understanding what is
essentially a Yorkshire accent, but I saw this in a theater and didn’t have
any trouble following the dialogue. *shrugs*
I think you are a bit thick if you understood so little of this movie.
5:42
“Witch lures Caleb in by assuming he’s a boob man”
he’s a 12-14 year old boy… that’s a safer bet then “assuming trees will
die if you pour gasoline on them and light them on fire.”
not to mention her face, hair, and overall figure are 9/10 at the least.
I’d be lured in by her.
I know this channel is to sin the pettiest of petty complaints, but this is
a non-sin. an anti-sin. If anything a sin should be removed.
Before a I start watching, there is nothing wrong with the witch.
Does the W in the thumbnail look like two V’s?
Pls, pls do The Phantom of the Opera (2004)
There were a lot of problems with the movie, but the vast majority of these
complaints are invalid, nonsensical, anal-retentive whinging.
This movie is very faithful to the 17th century idea of witches – They
wrote their names in a book given to them by the Devil, they communed in
Sabbats where they would dance naked around the Devil in the form of a
black goat, they kidnapped babies to sacrifice and used their body parts to
make potions called ‘flying ointments’ which they would rub on their
bodies, they could change their shape, and they had Familiars – demon
helpers in the form of animals – which they would breastfeed their own
blood.
I hope you do Don’t Breathe. I saw it in theater and it’s pretty good :)