Everything Wrong With The Witch In 12 MInutes Or Less

Everything Wrong With The Witch In 12 MInutes Or Less

Here’s a 2016 horror film that received generally good reviews from audiences and critics alike. Just because we didn’t’ like it doesn’t mean it’s not good. I think. Here are the sins of The Witch.

Thursday: Non-horror sins of a movie that is similar in title to a movie coming out soon. Yeah, that’s a weird-ass clue.

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20 Responses

  1. Adrian Duran says:

    Is it two Vs or one W
    And why is W called a double U if it looks like a double V

  2. Titanbrad84 says:

    You mention the Witch, but I don’t see Hillary Clinton anywhere in this
    video? ?

  3. See it or Flick it. says:

    Want to hear a joke?

    Read more

  4. More Human Than Human says:

    12 minutes or less is the maximum amount of time that CinemaSins will give
    to a film they actually like.

  5. MR ROBOT1219 says:

    this is why I don’t watch this channel the average IQ in this comment
    section is 65 no one here saw the movie and every comment Is uhhhh why is
    it vvitch dats stupid ahaha. uhhh why was no jump scares or loud noises. a
    bunch of 12 year old morons who’s highlight of there day is when the next
    rooster teeth video drops.

  6. Laura Garcia says:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    Notice anything?

    I went to kindergarten

  7. Izumi Hanjinozuka says:

    Ugh this movie was completely awful. Biggest waste of an hour and a half

  8. Qliphothian says:

    So one of the biggest complaints is that a horror film featured horrifying
    things ?…….that makes total sense. -_-

  9. egalomon says:

    I have never heard of this movie, honestly..

  10. Bears says:

    This isn’t a horror movie, it’s a period piece with horror elements.

  11. Maddie Barraclough says:

    have thee never heard a deep Yorkshire accent afore it’s no’ that fucking

  12. Dalton Fitzgerald says:

    I mean, I’m sorry that you have so much trouble understanding what is
    essentially a Yorkshire accent, but I saw this in a theater and didn’t have
    any trouble following the dialogue. *shrugs*

  13. Dorian Leakey says:

    I think you are a bit thick if you understood so little of this movie.

  14. Rob Dillenger says:

    “Witch lures Caleb in by assuming he’s a boob man”

    he’s a 12-14 year old boy… that’s a safer bet then “assuming trees will
    die if you pour gasoline on them and light them on fire.”

    not to mention her face, hair, and overall figure are 9/10 at the least.
    I’d be lured in by her.

    I know this channel is to sin the pettiest of petty complaints, but this is
    a non-sin. an anti-sin. If anything a sin should be removed.

  15. Cerberus litter box! says:

    Before a I start watching, there is nothing wrong with the witch.

  16. Mr. Taco says:

    Does the W in the thumbnail look like two V’s?

  17. sophia clonts says:

    Pls, pls do The Phantom of the Opera (2004)

  18. Blutteufel says:

    There were a lot of problems with the movie, but the vast majority of these
    complaints are invalid, nonsensical, anal-retentive whinging.

  19. Lady Marmalade says:

    This movie is very faithful to the 17th century idea of witches – They
    wrote their names in a book given to them by the Devil, they communed in
    Sabbats where they would dance naked around the Devil in the form of a
    black goat, they kidnapped babies to sacrifice and used their body parts to
    make potions called ‘flying ointments’ which they would rub on their
    bodies, they could change their shape, and they had Familiars – demon
    helpers in the form of animals – which they would breastfeed their own

  20. dork yface says:

    I hope you do Don’t Breathe. I saw it in theater and it’s pretty good :)