Everything Wrong With Venom In 16 Minutes Or Less
Venom made a TON of money. And it has lots of fans and lots of haters. We just watched it for sins, and found plenty.
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Tom Hardy was this movie’s saving grace
No sin for lady venom making an appearance for no reason and explicitly breaking one of the rules already set for the plot? Or how shitty the pacing was for the relationship between Eddie and his ex throughout the whole movie?
Tbf the scientists thought that the person had to be specific match to each person.
I really think that it was the human had to health and not fight the symbiot.
But yeah it did kind of throw me off when the scientists said it had to be a specific match. Then all main characters had symbiots.
The entire film had weird pacing
She-venom made an appearance to get the venom symbiote to Eddie moron
The symbiotes can hitch a ride without killing the host if they leave quickly, so it’s not a plot hole.
Vincent Beers Vincent Beers Vincent you’re the only moron here ironically hahaa! Dude you get nothing and try to put on a facade to appear intelligent. You’re ignorant my dude. This channel isn’t for people like you obviously so why make it seem like they are trying to appeal to you? It’s for the people who get that they makes jokes about movies we all like just to be a asswhole. Also your point about spoiling the movie for people is invalid asf because with 5.5 million subs or more, we obviously aren’t new here so we willingly here to watch the “critique”. I’m short you’re jealous some channel is profiting off of comedic responses to movies because you can’t due to not being funny. Listen man we get it you have no sense of humor or awareness. But take your brainless ass somewhere else where they care about weak ass arguments
You sinned almost everything, but you didnt sin Venom changing his mind out of nowhere?? The last thing eddy said to him was ” Look at you now huh, now you’re dying too ” and Venom just forgot that??
Can we even safely assume that Venom has any thought process when he is without a host? I’m pretty sure during that time his actions are based on survival instincts not Venom’s intellect therefore how do we know he has any awareness in that state?
I DONT COMMENT UNLESS YOUR DUMB
That’s why he needs to bond, his inteligence is matched by his host.
The smarter the host, the smarter the symbiote.
Where in the world was the character development of Venom of him gradually realizing he likes earth and Eddie!? I want my properly paced character arches, dammit!
+kdandsheela Both Eddie and Venom are losers in their world’s. Venom can be a god on Earth so why not stay and rule it like a king and Eddie can not be a loser. It’s a bit of a stretch that venom doesn’t just find some body that also wants to take over and rule like he does. But at the same time why not stay with Eddie till you find someone that you like better.
U r right
You: Malaysianese…
Me: That’s racist *ding*
+Sanguinius i mean he makes all his jokes in English he’s already doing it *wheeze*
Alvin erm, Malaysian? If anything?
I think he said that because the movie showed only Chinese persons instead a multiculture ethnic in Malaysia. So the director is a racist. Ding ding ding.
+Intan Zaharah i mean does it really matter that much lol some guy on the internet made a *slightly* racist *joke* its a *joke*
Is no one going to say anything bout how Drake didn’t even answer the girl’s question?
Captain Suspense before he leaves, he tells the kids to ask the other scientist that was walking with them questions because he had to leave
+peyton hendricks guy would rather give an inspired monologue about curiosity than answer the damn girls question though
Anon _001 dude I’m just letting the person above know. I didn’t say he was a super good person for leaving
+Anon _001 guy would rather avoid any question that might put him in a bad light…
3:09… anyone else catch the fact that she doesnt even ask the question and he just walks off. So baddd
This is the part that bothered me the entire movie. As soon as I noticed it I talked about it all night to the friend I was with
Before he leaves, he tells the kids to ask the other scientist that was walking with them questions because he had to go
Wasn’t that the point? He’s putting on an act for PR, he doesn’t actually care about the kids.
I think it’s obvious he DIDN’T actually wanted to answer any question, lol. Why so bad ? Just because you don’t understand it ? Ok.
+peyton hendricks yeah but THAT scientist follows him too lol
I liked this movie, it’s just the pacing made me want to jump off a comically high cliff
so true, its like they went slooooooooooooowwwww on the intros of characters and all and then BOOM CRASH BANG DIE KILL FLY CLIMB ZOOM SHE VENOM HE VENOM RIOT FIRE
RIP old cinemasins….. This scene does not contain a lap dance for Lady Venom….
agreed
Make cinemasins great again!
Stephen Alvear you phucktards really do love you’re mk ULTRA brainwashing
alchemy432 the fool card magician its just people being nostalgic over what use to be a small channel doing and saying inappropriate things dude. Now that they are as big as they are if they ever put in a lap dance joke the SJWs would slaughter them. Thats all. Relax.
+Stephen Alvear And CinemaWins will pay for it
SAY: “WE ARE VENOM!:” by Venom 2018.
*Opens his mouth to eat*
Skipped the whole She-Venom. A sin for a CinemaSins
*DING*
I got strangely aroused by that scene.
Skipped Venom calling Eddie a pussy. Five more sins for CinemaSins.
Dazzling_Cat 286 Just… they basically skipped over the whole Venom/Eddie bro/romance smh
You just cheated the system…
To be fair, Venom was a cliché-plotted, terrible movie, but somehow, that made me love it so much more.
I agree with you, quite charming and entertaining, these kind of stories are meant for young teens not yet learned there is something called cliche
It’s not a good movie by any means but it could have been a lot of worse.
While watching I recognized it was sort of a bad movie, but I still enjoyed it a lot. It’s just pretty generic popcorn-cinema with a neat anti-hero.
Wasn’t long enough to be boring, had a nice premise and was somewhat interesting. I don’t disagree with the sins, but if someone wanted to have a movie night and this movie was one of them, I’d watch it again.
I guess cause we all really wanted to see venom done the proper way on big screen.
Venom was campy, nothing wrong with that
No sin for Venom dog or that Lady Venom kiss? You’re slipping, CinemaSins
Ain’t no sin for love.
…Are you serious?! There was a Venom dog?!
God damn it, That is two movies in one year that just kills me with that bs (the other being Predator)
CinemaSins: Brother! Help me!
+Me Cooper not really, venom hijacked a dog for like 5 seconds just to get to Eddie’s ex, and all you see is the cloudiness in its eyes indicating that venom was there
” *you come here again preying on loyal marvel fans and we will find you and eat both your arms and then both of your legs and then we will eat your face right off your head do you understand? so you will be this armless legless faceless thing will you? rolling down the street like a turd in the wind do you feel me?* “
out of everything you didn’t sin the weird transfer of venom kiss
they shouldve just played the scene and have the sin counter ticking rapidly
Venom is gay for Tom Hardy and there’s nothing weird about that.
+mechgunz your not wrong, however using his ex’s bod to transfer to his while having a sloppy make out is however. Strange .
I don’t understand the Sin of *”it happens to him because he is the main character”*
The truth is that *”he is the main character because that stuff happened to him”*
That’s usually true for an inciting incident, but for multiple implausible things to continue to happen makes it less natural and more contrived.
Agreed but in the context of this movie that Sin just doesn’t fly, most of the things that happen to Brock are because of Venom so it’s cause and effect.
+Buzz The Buzzard I wish. But stuff like “his girlfriend just happens to have _everything_ he needs to know about the bad guys on her laptop” or “the one homeless persone he knows just happens to ends up in the bad guys’ lab” are _not_ because of Venom but, at the same time, _are_ angular to the plot: without that stuff the movie doesn’t happen.
+999SickBoy666 i think that only ”the one homeless person he knows just happens to end up in the bad guys lab” is invalid. like buzz said, the reason he is he main character IS because the girlfriend had all that info. someone should have it, and they normally would be in a relashionship, so his/her girl/boyfriend could manage to get that info.
Cinama sins is SHIT and every1 of his cids is rush crap w mutliple sins for no reason…
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+George Brown wdym expanded? How does that happen lol
Do you know what savage means tho
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Now now, let’s not blame Marvel for Sony’s nonsense.
Yeah, I heard Captain Marvel, who’s a half-Kree, can move planets. Does she?
And thats y they had sony do it
I feel like there’s a lot that could have been done with this movie that was missed. And that’s the worst sin.
sometimes they are lazy and it drives me nuts because this is my favourite channel on YT
Thats y sony was alowed to do it, not marvel
The symbiotes know english because they read your mind and gain their memories, that’s how Venom and the other symbiotes know english.
Who even says it’s really English? The voice in your head isn’t always a recognizable language. Sometimes it’s just pictures or ideas, sometimes I think about shit and can’t remember if it was in English or German.
Shit just mingles into one in your head. Only when it comes to conveying those thoughts, you start to use a specific language. Or at least that’s how I’d see it.
+Phazz are you honestly this retarded?
+Phazz He comes out of his body and moves his sexyass lips to Eddie
+MrGrandTheftAutox reads like they’re just bilingual
This movie was criticised a lot and reviewed shittily but I still really like it tbh, was just a chill movie
Thank you! I really liked the movie too, it’s a fun watch for me.