five second rule
five second rule
germs are bad!
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Oh he just went for the kill as soon as the opportunity called for it
Jordi Lopez i guess he took the… opbertunity
I knew berd was into some kinky stuff
I also would like to join. See you there!
what is this chain
venus ¯_(ツ)_/¯ kinda fun?
the guy with no since of humor here, join this group so we can continue the planning for this wedding https://youtu.be/join/ct-4PUZzYpcYt4
This reply section
This fucking reply section
*Germ Army!*
*Hold Back!*
*5 Second Rule!*
i read german army
+Julian Ivanov same thing
+Julian Ivanov I didn’t but I’m going to like that reply anyways
If it’s called the 5 second rule, then why is this video 12 seconds long?
How to properly clean your metal computer got absolutely demolished by Berd.
+Berd oh God you use your wraith upon this fool you are the dark side it self
Actually if you count the amount of Seconds it takes for the blue berd to get eaten since he was on the floor it was 5 seconds so he did’nt exactly lie after all.
It’s okay guys he fell down at 6 seconds
hey man five second rule applies to anything on the ground
Ants be like @_@
Not Tfue nobody cares. It’s 2019 and everybody knows you can’t share opinions on YouTube anymore
junoesque lol He deleted the comment
Even my feet!? FIVE SECOND RULE *EATS FOOT*
fack u frickin frec
But why does the 5 second rule only last 5 seconds why not 10 seconds
+Elian Soler he wooshed me for allegedly not getting the joke. I said that my comment was sarcastic.
in order to have that, you need a thanos snap so half the bacteria is gone
Why not 82 milliseconds?
Y is the day 12 hours and night 12 hours and not 69 hours daytime? Hmmmm
Because it’s *5 second* rule not 10 second rule
Wow look at the blue berd crying out in pure agony. This is truly the most violent and cruel nature could possibly get.
+insert memorable username here this isn’t a anime…
+the guy with no since of humor
woosh is when someone doesn’t understand a joke but you probably already know that
Mom What Are You Doing Here?
Its r/woosh because he said its a violet behavior instead of violent
Somebody save him
*_This video should have been sent to Brazzers._*
+Touta Shima who you wooshing?
There is no one here to woosh
But yourself
Berdzzers
Touta Shima r/woosh
+Isaac Everything hay
I still got your deleted comment in my notifications
I know what you did
the guy with no since of humor oh heck. We good tho?
Ha! Jokes on you, I can’t count to five, so that rule doesn’t apply!
+kitty youtuber i didn’t choose the thug life, my lack of formal education did.
That sign won’t stop me because I don’t know how to read!
búţţèřfřèè oh I thought it was when you pick something up in under 0 seconds
+búţţèřfřèè you don’t have the power to stop me. Id rather have some intestine failure than let good food go to waste.
But don’t worry, Jeff was only acting. After all, the berd didn’t have any teeth to bite him with.
+Subscribe to PewDiePie? Subscribe to PewDiePie.
r/wooosh
666 likes ;-;
*geoff
Jesus you ara a genius!!!
Beaks can hurt pretty bad
• quickly clicks on video•
Phew got here before the germs ._.
the amount of work u put in your vids is amazing
*also what the hell did i watch*
Suleman Hassan the amount of work
“”””””””””
You just watched a Berd Documentary.
Suleman Hassan you heard of shit post post made intentionally bad for commedy. King Midas just took a shit.
*When I drop my block of cheddar cheese at 3 AM*
I can’t believe others do this, I thought I was the only one.
Now I won’t feel crazy next time I bite my friends when they trip.
0:10 when she says her parents arent home
+Cringe Bob dont hurt me no more
What is 0:10
What’s Ligma?
foxer 262 a dead joke
What is humor
when your friend be looking like a snacc :’)
Berd falls.
Germs: A gift! Germs attack!
Germ king: No! We must wait 5 seconds!
Was that an Alon Dan (Mr Dan Insane) reference?
https://youtu.be/SelC1McSyEc
+MasterQ 19 Not originally, no.
Me: *drops food*
*The billions of germs surrounding my food counting down from 5 before I can pick it up*
Me : **Picks up food after 4.98 seconds**
Bacteria : *A N G E R Y*
Uh oh, looks like his time has expired. Now he must be sent to *THE RANCH*