Food Theory: FNAF Was Right, Breakfast SUCKS!
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our ol’ pal Ness, from the FNAF movie, brought up an interesting question: is breakfast _really_ the most important meal of the day? You see, loyal Theorist, breakfast companies have been LYING to you for decades and it has caused all of us to eat wrong for years. So how did that happen? And is “Big Cereal” really to blame for all of it?
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Writers: Matthew Patrick, Stephanie Patrick, and Santi Massa
Editors: Jerika (NekoOnigiri), Pedro Freitas, Gerardo Andrés Mejía Torres, Tyler Mascola, Warak, and Alex “Sedge” Sedgwick
Sound Designer: Yosi Berman
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Matpat is the only person who would make a theory out of his own cameo
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But hey, that’s just a theory
Faxss facts bro lamao😂
True
But hey,that’s just a theory
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I want to believe that mat asked for the “lunch is the most important meal of the day” line purely because he had this theory ready
I thought they gave him that line
aint no way he DIDNT do that
He didn’t. I believe it was the most recent meme review on GTLive where he first thought up the idea of this theory.
Bro I was like 100 percent sure he did it to set up his theory
Imagine: “Oh we have this theory for Food Theory on schedule, that Breakfast is not in fact the most important meal of the day” – MatPat gets called to film the FNAF movie – sees the script – “HOLD THAT THEORY, we’ll have way better timing to post it later in the year!!!!”
Matpat is the type of guy to make a 16 minute video over a 9 second cameo.
Or, to tie in a cameo to his 16 minute video….
The fact Matpat is doing a theory on his own cameo is wild
Wdym he’s just complimenting an actor in the show
Yeah bro read the top conment
all according to keikaku
Fun fact: it’s said that the sandwich came about because the Earl played cards in the evening with those in his inner group late into the night. As MattPat pointed out he would get his staff to make him these sandwiches because he didn’t want to get the cards all gunked up from stuff like roast meats and condiments. Also didn’t mean he had to have plates and cutlery around to eat those items and generally had bread on hand anyway so he had them slice it and stack the stuff in between.
did u know that enemy by tommee profitt goes perfectly with the events of fnaf
The “Earl of Sandwich” specifically. Imagine inventing a world renowned food just because you’re lazy and fussy? Honestly. It makes a lot of sense, now that I think of it.
im pretty sure a time traveler just went back and gave the guy a sandwich. I thank you kind wanderer,and this is me telling you to give that guy a sandwich. the only way something as perfect as the sandwich could be made,is by breaking time and space
Actually His Lordship was a workaholic who didn’t want to step away from his paperwork. Apparently he would make staff make this during business meetings, and from there it took off.
2XL told me this
Also it should be noted, for farmers doing manual labor in the fields, staying inside, having a giant meal, and then napping through the harshest hours of daylight was a great way to avoid heatstroke. Noonwraiths from the Witcher are actually inspired by a Polish spirit who would appear in the fields in the middle of the day, essentially making them go inside and rest before heatstroke killed them.
And it helped avoid the sister in law who would inevitably stop by around noon for tea and gossip. One could get out of this by over eating and having to “nap it off”!
MatPat is like that one kid in middle school theater who does whatever it takes to make his singular line in the play as impactful as possible
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Well, I mean that’s _exactly_ what he did.
He’s the only theorist to be in a movie
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hello
I used to be ashamed that I skipped breakfast, but now I’m not. Thank you!
why were you ashamed? 😮
Which part here says that you should skip breakfast?
@MafiaAIthe video didn’t say that you should skip breakfast. but it explained that skipping breakfast have 0 consequences and it does absolutely nothing beneficial in case you do compare to people who don’t
When Freddy heard that having pizza for breakfast is a bad thing, his day was ruined.
Poor Freddy 🙁
“My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.”
– Freddy Fazbear
Pizza is one of the few things I actually eat for breakfast
But… Didn’t Freddy eat someone for breakfest in the movie?
Now I want to make a pizza with eggs, bacon, sausage and cheese. That sounds so freaking awesome actually!
Matpat is definitely the kind of person to make a theory about his own channel.