Food Theory: Stop Drinking Milk! (No Really, Stop!)

Food Theory: Stop Drinking Milk! (No Really, Stop!)

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Milk, the healthiest drink you can choose for your body outside of water… right? WRONG! Well, sort of. Today, I’m breaking down all of the LIES from the big dairy industry and what milk actually does for your body. Get ready to cast that cow aside and start sipping something NEW!

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26 Responses

  1. Crispy Toast says:

    Congratulations. You angered the skeletons.

  2. Octavio Calvo says:

    Just a quick note: “-ase” just indicates that the protein is an enzyme which catalyzes a reaction with its namesake compound, proteins that cut others are known as proteases

  3. T[A]P Me!! To Have [S]EX With Me says:

    “If you’re drinking milk to be healthy…”

    So, if we consume dairy because it tastes good, especially that cheesecake or that ice cream on our brownie, then we’re still good?

  4. DZ@J says:

    As Malaysians, Milk isn’t really a “supposed essential food” but mostly just for making your diet fancy and extra fatty. Yeah, we got the staples like Nasi Lemak and Rendang(which uses coconut milk, not of mammalian source, just joked as such) even those are clearly not nutritionally balanced. Even things like drinking goat milk or almond milk is a relatively recent fad.

  5. Cm3 says:

    Well interesting enough I heard there were studies kids with higher amounts of protein diets are taller due to most kids being on extremely poor diets missing lots of vitamins since milk has a nice amount of calories to protein plus other vitamins which helps kids get their nutrition

    • The Lemon Lord says:

      If I’m reading your comment right, you are assuming that the kids with higher protein diets drank milk?

  6. Pingonaut. Thomas C. says:

    I’m glad the conclusion was, “You don’t have to drink milk to be healthy” and not, “Stop drinking milk”

    I like my chocolate milk damnit.

  7. Lorenzo Conte says:

    Thank you for finally touching on this subject, I’ve been lactose intolerant since I was a kid and ever since I got off of milk and most dairy in general I’ve never felt better

  8. Luca says:

    Does this guy even make a distinction between raw milk or what passes as ‘milk’ to the US consumer? Raw milk is godly.

  9. Mono says:

    My dad actually always told me about some of this when I was younger. He always said humans technically were all lactose intolerant, some had just built up an ‘immunity’ of sorts to it

  10. Coreythosaurus Hair says:

    I was always thinking that stealing milk from a cow was strange, even as a child. Like, that’s not for humans, that is for baby cows. There’s also the cruelty of the dairy industry, if you ever heard the horror stories that come out of there, you will never want to drink milk again.

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