Forrest Galante’s Crazy Stories from the Amazon | Joe Rogan
Forrest Galante’s Crazy Stories from the Amazon | Joe Rogan
Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1240 w/Forrest Galante: https://youtu.be/OT0ZIq-yWEM
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Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1240 w/Forrest Galante: https://youtu.be/OT0ZIq-yWEM
Joe ”i thought amazon was an online store” Rogan
I loled
+Brandon Gregory no their not
😂
lol
john doe they’re
I get the vibe this dude smashed a few of the tribe women
+Fly Coopa get up there my boy go ahead and conquer that new land
*Got a footjob from one of the Amazonian ladies.*
And died a thousand deaths being reincarnated a thousand and one
WILLY LYNCH Maybe check your reading comprehension…. and they’ve got less fools per capita, because the jungle isn’t so kind and forgiving of fools.
Pretty disgusting if he did.
Joe needs to stop wearing his grandma’s pyjamas
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Joel Benoit I guess
Weiner Drizzle Multitasking is hArDt
Dead😂
Its called fashion sweetie look it up
Cute lavender blouse, Joe!
anonymous 23 lol what’s cute is a grown up in 2019 worried about another grown ups clothing
+Brandy Jackson damn bro you sound retarded
Brandy Jackson wow, you really are brain damaged! You have my sympathies!
anonymous 23 I see a lot of stunted or brain damaged people on here. You have my sympathy!
Hollywood got him tasting rainbows. I seen fruity sugar in his mannerisms.
Joe looking like a big bald bottle of pepto.
Hahahaha
As opposed to the usual hairy bottle of pepto
Nah man. A fucking Pepto chewable. He just needs to jump through a giant tinfoil container and your all set.
🤣🤣
Get some canuba wax, a bit of carbon water, rub some spirit gum and aluminum filings and he’d be a walking talking mic
I wonder what young jamie the physicist has to say about the amazon?
Might tell us Amazon begins with A, which is the grade he got so it’s true.
+G S S 😂
Underrated thread
G S S bhahahahahajahajajajaj 😂
This guy thinks Ringworm is actual worms lol did joe not catch that?
Lol “dewormed”. He’s retarded
+J R yeah. I’m skeptical. He seems to know a whole lot about nothing.
Vick’s Vapour Rub cures ringworm and athlete’s foot. You’re welcome
Forest was one of the contestants on naked and afraid.
Joe noticed it, he’s just not an asshole and has to correct people on the spot like most of you guys. He corrected him in a very polite way
This guy never noticed the feet because he was staring at the titties
+Mr. Wittke Nah I have an above average dick size that’s rather girthy actually. I’m proud of my dick size
Nick you are a disgraceful human
absolutelysobeast lmao 😂😂😂
Guy brags about his dick like anyone would believe him
Nick naw that’s the over compensation
Joe “Lavender” Rogan
It’s a lilac blouse kind of day
Yessss! HAHAHAHA!
Joe that shirt is so gay even Shaub wouldn’t wear it.
Short sleeve played for a couple days
HAHAHAHAHA
N Williams you have to be a woman to look at clothing? Ok dude go wear your Walmart unmatched outfit and get laughed at by women behind your back , bet you watch rick and morty
+LetsGoToMarsMan 🤣🤣 I could care less about how clothes look on another mans body. I dont buy into that culture. Your definitely the guy who spends the entire day at the mall and only walks out with one 50 dollar item you spent your whole paycheck on, aren’t you? Clothes are the last thing people with money care about, that’s why we stay wealthy. You go on now and be an insecure, consumer puppet… or gay.. makes no difference to me. I love all people.
+TheGranitePerson lol true. Defending joe like its his boyfriend. The fruitcake outed himself
sooooooo inbreeding then????
Funny cos there’s inbreeding everywhere. If you think about it, our ancestors were probably inbred if you go back far enough. Don’t think they had tinder in the stone age or gave a fuck about who was their cousin.
Well then I appreciate the correction🤷🏼♂️That’s my hoe ass fault 😭😂
A lot of inbreeding, so who knows what else is going on.
Fuck me daddy
Yea Sweden didnt need cultural e richment
Cannibal holocaust
+GSTACK57 its a movie
Bro, that movie was absolutely fucking nuts!! Saw it back in around 2003 or 04 when I was stoned, smh..the screaming muskrat was depressing af
+Jon Hurd watch, Cannibal Ferox.
Eren yüzücü right but was that the entire thought?
+Jon Hurd there’s also a porn version of cannibal holocaust called Porno Holocaust. Yeah that’s a thing.
This guy say I don’t know more than any other guest. He doesn’t remember shit.
Maybe Joe smoked him out before the show… How was the Rogan interview ya did? I Don’t Know…
SS Smoke So you don’t know?
+DEJAVU Dude’s angry cause his father never showed em any love.
Eat at joes
Better he says I dont know then make up BS to look smart.
This guy sure didn’t pay much attention when with the tribe.
Haha it’s probably a lot to take in all at once
MisteMiner red lobster mobster
He was probably scared shitless ( if I have a camera crew with me…. then they can’t kill me… right?)
He probably doesnt want to go into detail on camera
Joe rogan is the smartest dumb guy I know.
Joe has lowered my IQ by about 10 points after this one
Gavin McInnes
hes wise and smart enough to know his ignorance. I think that’s why hes able to learn and retain so much. truly stupid people assume they already know and understand more than they do.
Lol !!
No, thats theo von you talking bout bruh!
I hate when I accidentally put on my wife’s blouse when getting ready for work. It’s the worst!
do you also hate being short?
Green beans and rice
i have lived in an area with cougars my whole life. 30 years. Have only seen one once when it was running out of my yard as i pulled out my garage. I must of caught it off guard. If you see one its usually because it let you see it
That’s for sure. They’re incredibly silent and they freeze when they see your face.. that put together with how they always stay in grass taller than them/stick very low to the ground would make them incredibly hard to see when you’re just nonchalantly walking to your car while looking at your phone. Also- they wouldn’t be interested in you. They tend to hunt much smaller game unless they’re in a good sized familial pack.
Natives warn them about danger from Jaguars, white guys, *”Sweet! Hope we see one!”* walks into darkness….
this thread is gold.
+6079SW you do know, the Amazon is a HUGE place. And threat Jaguars definitely exist there
+Charlie oddfellow I know. But like I said. They are very rare to see, even for Indians living there
+6079SW makes sense. I’ve spent most of my life in the Canadian wilderness and I’ve only seen 3 lynx and 1 mountain lion.
…..walks into darkness with the Bible and attempts to Christianize jaguars…….lmao!!!
Did this dude pay atttention to anything when he was there ? Lmao
He doesn’t know the answers to any of the simple everyday questions any average curious person would ask. But he says “literally” alot, so…. cool story bro…