Game Theory: Would Super Mario Win the Olympics?

Game Theory: Would Super Mario Win the Olympics?

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At the end of this year’s Olympics in Rio, we were all SHOCKED to see the Prime Minister of Japan jump out of a human-sized green pipe, dressed as Mario, and declare that the 2020 Olympics will be in Japan! His announcemenet made me wonder, just how would good old Mario fare at the Olympics? It seems like he’d crush the competition, but science might have something else to say about it. So does Mario take home the gold, or does he unexpectedly not even make it into the winner’s circle?

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20 Responses

  1. A Benson says:

    Do A STEVEN UNIVERSE THEORY ON FILM THEORY!!!!

  2. Moggy Brady says:

    You can’t use Mario 2 for measurements! It was all a DREAM. Other than that
    great video

  3. That KidIntheCorner says:

    In Soviet Russia Olympics star in Mario.

  4. Nobody says:

    episode begins at 2:45

    you’re welcome

  5. Krotkie says:

    You can’t use Doky Doky Panic, the game is just a dream.

  6. Pixnuts (Theo) says:

    #MakeMatPat’sQuadrupleJumpDreamPossible

  7. George Twiss says:

    Don’t be a racist:

    Be like mario.
    He’s an Italian plumber
    Made by Japanese people
    Who speaks English
    And looks like a mexican…

    Jumps like a black man…
    And grabs coins like a Jew…

  8. Max Adwar says:

    The olympics are every 4 years

  9. SnowfurTheEevee says:

    I’m shorter than mario by three inches. Great

  10. godzilla martin says:

    omg he said jif….. unsub. i miss the old mat pat who didn’t say jif and
    did more research

  11. Diego Hernández says:

    It’s actuallt every 4. Chess Olympics is every 2.

  12. Daylen Hartz says:

    Community tab looks like Facebook

  13. Derick Pham says:

    Matpat make a theory about…

    Ash’s father!!!

    :P

  14. Aman Rizwan says:

    I don’t think MatPat knows what triple jump is.

  15. Evie Bot says:

    *Dear Mario*,

    *I wasted my childhood trying to save your Bitch!!!*

  16. Banana Bus says:

    matpad has no life

  17. Green Raver (M u s i c) says:

    RT News says the US athletes were OKed for drug use too.

  18. ThismcGeneration says:

    The new community tab isn’t to make YouTube better for us, it’s so YouTube
    can get more users by being more like Facebook.

  19. Akiba The Useful says:

    4:26 Hmm, fair enough, he’s going to Rio.
    4:27 Aw, screw you Mario!!

  20. Clorox Bleach says:

    isn’t gaming a sport?