Gwyneth Paltrow Is Being Sued For Reckless Skiing
Gwyneth Paltrow is being sued for $3.1 million by a fellow skier who claims she ‘knocked him out’ on the slopes.
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop has produced more crap than my butthole after dinner at Chipotle.
Ironic coming from the republic of diarrhea
It’s because your a little soft, tender, soyboy millennial and that is exactly what most millennials with iphones eat; that and *sriracha.* lol
Trolling For Jesus eh!?
More crap after Chipotle in general, doesnt the food have e-coli
+Trolling For Jesus 0/10 bad troll
I’m sure she’ll mail him a jade egg, and instructions as to where to stick it.
New Message lol sounds like you’re a John Oliver / POM Wonderful fan
I’m sure if she was genuinely out of control on the slopes things’ll be fine, plus she has plenty of money. The suing might go through but I don’t see the guy getting more money than whats needed for him to heal as new skiers have to learn somehow and crashing comes with the territory on the slopes whether you yourself are a good skier or not, slopes make money by accepting the money from new skiers, everyones new at some point.
Awesome!!
I haven’t looked on the goop site, but backdoor insertion also relieves back pain?
Paltrow should also be sued for selling her snake oil.
+Momon Wtf is this.
+Momon Congrats, you made me laugh.
+Eric Y the constitution of the Gwyneth presidency
+DeadlyMargiKarp223
And when our votes don’t even matter…
(Not that I was for Hillary, it just pisses me off that all voting seems to do is make you _think_ you’re helping make an important decision. But, the decision’s already been made for you, whether you like it or not.)
A sucker is born every minute
Lol Stephen, Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t actually use the items on Goop. She markets to the rich and stupid but she’s only one of those things herself
+TheCstar07 r/whoosh
+Troy Van nope no whoosh here I know what they meant but Paltrow isn’t dumb, you have to have some intelligence to convince people to pay hundreds of dollars for beads and thousands for a stone to go in your Vag. She’s not dumb, immoral maybe but not dumb. So r/whoosh you.
+TheCstar07wait a stone to go in the vag is this legit
+Wyvern Apalis lol they have Rose-Quartz and jade eggs to put in your Vag to help balance your hormones and other BS “benefits”
Only one? I’m pretty sure she’s rich too
Gwyneth Paltrow makes me ill.
Oh, come ON people…Stephen had a *chart!* I ALWAYS believe *anyone* who’s gone to the trouble of bringing along his own visual aids!… *Except* [OF COURSE!] *Donald Trump!*
Painting your skin orange is not called a visual aid
I’m black and poor. I did not understand any of this video.
Hahaha your name is awesome.
Shit, we need a translator
That makes no sense. What would a person’s skin color or level of impoverishment have to do with their body of knowledge, when the person in question clearly has access to all of human knowledge, right now, making this comment? And over 100 people liked it? wtf?
I’m white and poor and I’m right there with you.
+John T because it was a joke based on the white crime unit thing ?(that is what I understood)
Gonna be honest, after all the videos Stephen did about Goop, I wouldn’t have expected Gwyneth Paltrow to be sued for anything else than that.
I was expecting something else. I thought it was illegal to sell garbage for 500 dollars but I was wrong
….Why is he suing her nearly 3 years after? Did he just wake up from the concussion?
According to Washington Post, the man got a concussion, broke four ribs, and says he feels “mentally ill” since the accident.
He is 72 and probably got hurt bad I mean baaaad. So, hospitals cost a lot of money and she is a scam so take the money.
Then by that logic the Mee too women shouldn’t sue because of long year abuse ?
The delay is because they wait until they know what the damages are. How long did post concussion syndrome last? What were the total medical costs? What was the cumulative loss of income. Most of that isn’t evident until quite some time after the accident.
Cases like this take a while to take shape, with lawyers, filing, discovery. I presume this is going through.
It’s true deer valley is fantastic. Especially when you want to get away from snowboarders. And I snowboard
doesn’t Alta have better snow? and they do not let in snowboarders.
I am cracking up at the thought of the Goop knocking an old man down like a bowling pin on some mountain
That jade egg joke made my day
yikes @ all the people who apparently missed that the ad was a joke
Except that all of the advice is actually spot-on.
Some people really can’t take a joke anymore.
+vonschlesien Yes it really is. Everyone should go to Deer Valley, and stay away from the ski resort that I like better.
“Kieglin’ a jade egg”… OMGGGG.. he went there..
Kegeling, according to the Urban Dictionary. And, yes, I had to look it up.
+Ross Parlette I didn’t even try to look it up.. usually I do.. but since it was a female thing.. I felt kinda odd looking it up.. LOL
When Stephen said “Law & Order: White Crimes Unit”, it really needed that “thunk-thunk” sound effect for authenticity.
I think everyone was expecting a “snow skiing while jade egging” joke and Colbert delivered it.
Good point but I bet NBC wouldn’t let him use the sound effect.
If Stephen doesn’t get a free weekend of skiing from this bit,
Very funny.
This is so great, I worked at Deer Valley resort!!! Thanks Stephen!!
There is something severely annoying about that woman.
True
He’s just trying to recoup the money he wasted on Goop 🙂
Law & Order: WCU
_In the criminal justice system, privilege based offenses are considered not particularly heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vapid misdemeanors are members of an elite squad known as the White Crimes Unit._
Of course this unit wasn’t operating during the good ol’ days.
Damn, I totally heard that narrated in my head by the same voice used in the shows.
Gotta add the *Thunk Thunk* at the end though.