Honest Trailers: Jupiter Ascending

Honest Trailers: Jupiter Ascending

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It’s just like The Matrix, but starring Mila Kunis as a bee-whispering alien goddess and Channing Tatum as 50% abs, 50% wolfman, and 100% hover-roller-blader. Step Aside, Scientology, you got nothing on the ludicrous plot of Jupiter Ascending.

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Voiceover Narration by Jon: http://youtube.com/jon3pnt0

Title design by Robert Holtby

Series Created by Andy Signore http://twitter.com/andysignore & Brett Weiner
Written by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Erica Russell, Andy Signore, & Roger Barr
Edited by Anthony Falleroni & Dan Murrell

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20 Responses

  1. Adriaan Molendijk says:

    OMG I LOVE THESE HONEST TRAILER

  2. J.R. Smith says:

    How are there so many A-listers in this movie! Haven’t even heard of it.

  3. sserpent21 says:

    Please say: “Mashed potatoes can be your friends!”

  4. winnaaaaaaa says:

    Say my name

  5. Dotamania 323 says:

    Even Honest Trailer of this movie is BORING!

  6. CARPE DIEM says:

    HONEST TRAILER FOR CRASH!

  7. JenniferJovovich says:

    Am I the only one who never saw it?

  8. Miss Brightside says:

    Please say, “We’re gonna be the best damn avocados this city has ever
    seen.”

  9. tearfulwillow says:

    Say: “If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.”

  10. Dess Gerrard says:

    Say *”I literally can’t even right now”*

  11. Shamila Adithya says:

    Sean Bean dies in every good movie and survives this one?
    Man, they couldn’t even kill Sean Bean right! xD

    Wachowskis Descending.

  12. heyhoalberto says:

    DO THE ORIGINAL MAD MAX TRILOGY NOW THAT FURY ROAD IS A BONA FIDE HIT

  13. Candice Drence says:

    Who cares when channing looks so good

  14. Kyle Temple says:

    Was the writer high?

  15. ModelOmega says:

    I feel that the film had a lot of potential but was kneecapped by a late
    game studio edit, because it’s clearly trying to tell an interesting,
    bigger then normal sci-fi tale.

    Also, Cloud Atlas wasn’t noteworthy? Come on you’re better then this.

  16. ThePsych0Dog says:

    Say: “Shyamalan is a legendary director.”

  17. LazyBurglar Productions says:

    Do sons of Anarchy

  18. batman3217 says:

    Jem and the Holograms (movie)

  19. Macy Wan says:

    I laughed so hard at the cleaning toiletes part. haha

  20. Snow Falls says:

    Say “The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant.