How Kong Skull Island Should Have Ended

How Kong Skull Island Should Have Ended

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How Kong Skull Island Should Have Ended

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20 Responses

  1. dewi parry says:

    A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”

    The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.

    The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

    The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.

    Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

    The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

    The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

    The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?”

    The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.”

    The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.”

    The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.”

    The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.”

    The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?”

    The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

    Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.

    The man demands the key to the stone door.

    The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.

    He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.

    Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.

    So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.

    Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.”

    The man is relieved to no end.

    He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

    But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk

  2. Lucas Teerlink says:

    Just like harambaes life story

  3. Owen CS says:

    Everything must become part of the MCU.

  4. Haaris Patel says:

    The fuck is the kaiju-avengers

  5. Sheetanshu Mathur says:

    The face Kong makes when he crushes the girl😂😂

  6. xs3tsunax says:

    whoever voicing sam l jackson, is spot on

  7. Aldair Reynoso says:

    The skull crawlers aren’t stupid though, remember when he whipped that other guy who was going to sacrifice himself with the explosion, so it casually turns around and slaps him away with its tail ?

  8. The Homie says:

    Who else was expecting Godzilla….just me ok

  9. Fayelyn P. says:

    I only watched the movie, because Tom lol. Disappointed.

  10. Guy Says says:

    3:27 – 3:38
    That would actually be awesome.

  11. xFoxyThePirate says:

    How *Cars-3* Should have ended

  12. Tiembie Jhonson says:

    Or they could have flown above Kong and just shot him from there.

  13. YourStepdad says:

    How Kong skull island should’ve ended: before it started

  14. donaldo141194 says:

    wait… no Godzilla? not even an Easter egg?

  15. ravenclawtom says:

    kong is part of a bigger cinematic universe though lol

  16. asdfghjkl zxcvbnm says:

    that ending tho, I’ve seen it from very very far away

  17. Dragomir Wojnicki says:

    Harambe would have loved this movie!

  18. IKEN Studios says:

    Wait they have voice actors now? nooooooo!

  19. TheQueenOfDirt says:

    Where is Fantastic Beasts HISHE?

  20. Chaos Is Coming says:

    kong.. the moment u step of that island you’re an avenger

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