How Logan Should Have Ended

How Logan Should Have Ended

How Logan Should Have Ended. If you are curious as to why we made this, well the answer was Logan already ends pretty beautifully. When talking about flaws our biggest hang up in the film was stopping to have dinner with the family. That’s the point where everything goes bad, so really that’s where Logan should’ve put his foot down. Then Chris’ cousins called him up one day saying “We just heard the Les Misérables finale in the car and were laughing about how similar it is to the end of Logan.” So we watched the scene and started giggling at the possibilities. A few weeks later there where lyrics, drawings, and an actual choir from New Zealand singing our goofy track. It has been a bizarre month. We hope you enjoy this silly mashup.

Here’s the Les Misérables Ending

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Special thanks to our Guest Voice
Nicholas Andrew Louie…

Mark L. Stamper and the Inspirare Vocal Ensemble

Background Artwork by Otis Frampton

———— LYRICS ————
Daddy live, Daddy you’ve got to live
You can heal, please don’t make us cry.
No my child. I’m sorry but it’s time
I can not heal.
So now I die.
On these pages
You’ll find my last edition
Read them well
When I finish my bleeding.
It’s a story
Of a mutant with claws raging
A mutant everybody loved
Metal bones and super healing.

Come with Jean where claws will never slice you
All your grit and scruff that once defined you.
X-men Heaven Please let him cross this divide.

Laura, don’t be what they made you
So this is what it feels like… (dies)

Take my hand
It’s time for your finale
Take my love
Even though one time you stabbed me

And Remember
That Hugh Jackman is Logan
To cast another person now
Is simply a lost cause.

Do you hear the Wolverine?
Finally finished with the fight.
All of his stabbing of the people
Who do not know wrong from right.
Of all the Mutants and their worth
There is a man that never dies.
Seventeen years of X-men
And now he’s cutting ties
We will live again in reboots
In our Marvel Universe
Even though we aren’t avengers.
Rated R we’ll screw and curse.
An X-Men for adults
And honestly things could be worse.

Will you forget X2?
How many Last stands will there be?
We tried to make X-men Origins,
But, just got more wolverine.
First Class made the people sing
Magneto Vs Bacon
Then in the Days of Future Past
Happy ending comes!

Quicksilver then joins team!
Apocalypse does not succeed
Somewhere beyond all that
Xavier makes all of us deceased.

Do you hear the Wolverine?
Drinking his beer and saying bub.
It is a franchise stretched too far
Now our Logan’s done.
Our Logan’s Done!

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20 Responses

  1. Anovergy says:

    gosh why so many stupid people here who didn’t get the reference to Le Miserables. go read comics retarded kids

  2. Yana Nikolaychuk says:

    Did y’all watch till the end when he sang “cash me outside how bow dah”. Literally snorted.

  3. wulfbooy says:

    makes a point about not being able to recast wolverine.

  4. Marcos Vinícios says:

    Homão da Porra

  5. AaronShenghao says:

    Anyone notice the Elsa is in the group of mutants?

  6. The prime Master03 says:

    You knew Deadpool was coming

  7. theSurealOne says:

    Was expecting to laugh. Suddenly started crying cuz of the f*&%ing beautiful Les Mis references. Was NOT expecting that.

  8. Marcelo Souza says:

    Wtf is this crap HISHE?!?!!?

  9. Erik W. S. says:

    Imma tweet this at Hugh Jackman now. Wish me luck.

  10. reymart christian Cruz says:

    That noo thing x 23 is saying was soo weird,

  11. Nolan Ueno says:

    X-men the musical? YOU ARE PEOPLE!!!!!!

  12. S Williams says:

    I feel as though “Logan”, was worse than Days of Future Past, (but the ending was fantastic): Days of Future Past erased X men 1-3, but everyone was alive. But in “Logan”, “the mutants are all gone”?. I respect Hugh wanted to stop being Wolverine, The setting could have been completely different. Like Maybe Charles died, the x-men went one without him, it would be a next generation of members like Emma/Blindfold/Hisako/Stepford cuckoos/Beast/Shadowcat/ X-23/Nightcrawler etc. If Logan was to die, it could have been a divergent setting. I just cant forget the endings to last stand/days of future past. The man was happy and already went through torment. Now there’s this rumor that he’s returning?

  13. Cole Roxbury says:

    I cried real tears at the end of that movie…

  14. Таисия Товстолес says:

    The best HISHE EVERRR!!!

  15. CornedBeefGaming says:

    A Logan musical. Who came up with that?

  16. Manu YT says:

    Logan’s ending was so perfect HISHE didn’t want to ruin it.

  17. Saint Studios says:

    Logan sounds like Superman and Batman xD

  18. Peter Benjamin Parker says:

    Oh shit Wade, Why you show your butt!? Is so gross dude! Just dont do that…

  19. Pokeblox Master says:


  20. Mrnarcox says:

    Because i’m buttman HILARIOUS

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