I bleached my hair

I bleached my hair

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To bleach or not to bleach, that is the question.
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The yellows and whites of outrageous blondness,
Or to take a comb against a head of hair
And by opposing end them. To bleach—to dye,
No more; and by a bleach to say we end
The brunette and the thousand follicles
That hair is heir to: ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be styled. To dye, to bleach ;
To bleach, perchance to tone—ay, there’s the rub:
For in that bleach of death what breakage may come,
When we have washed off this conditioner,
Must give us pause—there’s the respect
That makes calamity of so long hair.
For who would bear the whips and burns of peroxide,
Th’hairdresser’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely,
The burns of applied bleach, the toner’s delay,
The insolence of box dye, and the spurns
That patient merit of th’blondness takes,
When he himself might his mane of hair make
With a 30 volume developer?

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With love,

Janet Cackson

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39 Responses

  1. KOBY YAKOBSON says:

    Fun fact: you can also bleach your eyes to change their color to a lighter shade.

  2. Icantbeat MymeatbcImaGirl says:

    We all know Brad will react and one of the first things he will say is “NOOOOO girl don’t start at your roots!!!”

  3. Tracey Grubb says:

    You know what I want? A John Cena and SimplyNailogical back to school collab talking about the importance of education! 🙂

  4. Ivy Fields says:

    Joana: “I’ve been reading articles about how to do this”
    Joana .0001 seconds later: *puts bleach directly on roots*

  5. Emily M. says:

    Joana- Everyone say hi to mother goose.

    Mother goose- hi.

    Me- *confused screaming

  6. Jada Jones says:

    I felt that when your hair said:
    🌞🌙🍌🍯✨🍋

  7. Totally Not Becca says:

    First reaction: *sigh* Nooo

    Second reaction: eh not bad

    Third reaction: **dyes more** 🤦🏼‍♀️

    Final reaction: not that bad but why didn’t you just cut it again?

  8. Alyssa Flores says:

    hair looks like spaghetti:] and holo tacooo!!! didnt know you watched her :)))

  9. Stefanie Nguyen says:

    Gurl, next video: *DYE IT PINK*

  10. Matt McDuffie says:

    Next video: I cut my hair again and gave myself bangs (with the help of mother goose)

  11. Bl00ster says:

    Ayyyy. Cosmetologist here. You shouldn’t put bleach on your “roots” first because the heat from your scalp will cause it to process faster than the rest of your hair, which is why they’re lighter than the rest.
    Just so you know for next time!

  12. Kennedy Lanham says:

    Joana: “ik what you’re thinking, ‘Joana are you going to bleach your eyebrows?’ No.”
    Joana’s mom yelling: “NO!”
    Lol sorry i loved that😂💙

  13. Waffle-Peeps says:

    Joana: Zebras are underrated
    Everyone who watches her: *zebras are my new favorite animal now.*

  14. dram camm says:

    YoU sHoULd have dyed it ShReK gReEn.😬

  15. purplechicken86 says:

    Mrs. Mother Goose in the background screaming “NO” at the eyebrow comment is a lot of energy I wasn’t prepared for.

  16. ginandjuicing.com says:

    I can hear Brad screaming ‘NOT THE ROOTS FIRST’ 😬😫😂

  17. Sissa Bee says:

    “Blonde hair would look good on her as long as she doesn’t start bleaching from the roo- NO YOU FOOL.”

  18. Caitlyn A says:

    Joana looks like she could be Draco Malfoy’s sister

    But I still love her 💛

  19. Heidi Choy says:

    next on Joanna’s hair session :
    “I DYE MY HAIR WITH BUTTERNUT SQUASH AND AVOCADOS”

  20. Madi .-. Smallville says:

    Joana’s hair: blonde
    Brad mondo: reacts to joana Ceddia’s hair two now almost three times. She’s a celebrity on his channel.
    Draco malfoy: shook. She’s coming for his brand.
    Hotel: trivago

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