I bleached my hair
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To bleach or not to bleach, that is the question.
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The yellows and whites of outrageous blondness,
Or to take a comb against a head of hair
And by opposing end them. To bleach—to dye,
No more; and by a bleach to say we end
The brunette and the thousand follicles
That hair is heir to: ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be styled. To dye, to bleach ;
To bleach, perchance to tone—ay, there’s the rub:
For in that bleach of death what breakage may come,
When we have washed off this conditioner,
Must give us pause—there’s the respect
That makes calamity of so long hair.
For who would bear the whips and burns of peroxide,
Th’hairdresser’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely,
The burns of applied bleach, the toner’s delay,
The insolence of box dye, and the spurns
That patient merit of th’blondness takes,
When he himself might his mane of hair make
With a 30 volume developer?
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Fun fact: you can also bleach your eyes to change their color to a lighter shade.
DONT GIVE HER IDEAS ahahaha
@LPS Lovelyz In the words of our lord Micheal Jordan, I say “fuck them kids”.
That’s intense
Owo
And i oop-
We all know Brad will react and one of the first things he will say is “NOOOOO girl don’t start at your roots!!!”
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stoled comment
You know what I want? A John Cena and SimplyNailogical back to school collab talking about the importance of education! 🙂
I’m pretty sure Joana doesn’t like school she just does it so she can actually go somewhere with her life
Nanille Beker doesn’t everyone
Tracey Grubb yesss
Joana: “I’ve been reading articles about how to do this”
Joana .0001 seconds later: *puts bleach directly on roots*
My friends area making fun of me cuz of my stepmom who everyone thinks is hot.
@namékii how is it stolen if every person who’s familiar with bleaching knows not to start at the roots??
@Priscila Humaran I’ve seen someone make this exact same comment (without the seconds part) from around 2 hours ago.
As well as doesn’t section her hair lol ?
I was waiting for this comment? I thought the exact same thing lmaooo.
Joana- Everyone say hi to mother goose.
Mother goose- hi.
Me- *confused screaming
I felt that when your hair said:
????✨?
First reaction: *sigh* Nooo
Second reaction: eh not bad
Third reaction: **dyes more** ??♀️
Final reaction: not that bad but why didn’t you just cut it again?
hair looks like spaghetti:] and holo tacooo!!! didnt know you watched her :)))
Gurl, next video: *DYE IT PINK*
Next video: I cut my hair again and gave myself bangs (with the help of mother goose)
Ayyyy. Cosmetologist here. You shouldn’t put bleach on your “roots” first because the heat from your scalp will cause it to process faster than the rest of your hair, which is why they’re lighter than the rest.
Just so you know for next time!
Too late now
@Creepy Cullen but good to know in the future
Joana: “ik what you’re thinking, ‘Joana are you going to bleach your eyebrows?’ No.”
Joana’s mom yelling: “NO!”
Lol sorry i loved that??
Joana: Zebras are underrated
Everyone who watches her: *zebras are my new favorite animal now.*
YoU sHoULd have dyed it ShReK gReEn.?
Mrs. Mother Goose in the background screaming “NO” at the eyebrow comment is a lot of energy I wasn’t prepared for.
Lol me tho ?
I can hear Brad screaming ‘NOT THE ROOTS FIRST’ ???
“Blonde hair would look good on her as long as she doesn’t start bleaching from the roo- NO YOU FOOL.”
Joana looks like she could be Draco Malfoy’s sister
But I still love her ?
next on Joanna’s hair session :
“I DYE MY HAIR WITH BUTTERNUT SQUASH AND AVOCADOS”
Don’t give her ideas.
Joana’s hair: blonde
Brad mondo: reacts to joana Ceddia’s hair two now almost three times. She’s a celebrity on his channel.
Draco malfoy: shook. She’s coming for his brand.
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