I locked myself in my bathroom for 48 hours

I locked myself in my bathroom for 48 hours

I’m taking a break from shitty robots, not because I don’t love them with all of my shriveled heart, but because I REALLY WANT TO GO TO SPACE! #SendSimoneToSpace ok who’s down

Thanks Google’s Making & Science Team for making this happen. I’m sorry I used your budget for terribly unreasonable things #sciencegoals

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Impromptu in Quarter by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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20 Responses

  1. Hector Dominguez Monroy says:

    god you are incredible ?

  2. JoeDurobot says:

    *Not even one single dick joke in 48 hours???*

  3. Emily C says:

    You paid $30 for a bag of dehydrated potatoes. I paid $30 for my dehydrator

  4. Donald Fucking TRUMP! says:

    I’d grab her tho

  5. Clisare says:

    Omg I love your galaxy shower curtains!!!

  6. boijorzee says:

    NASA observation report.Subject: Giertz S.

    0h00

    Subject starts isolation experiment. Immediate signs of mild panic.

    6h10

    Subject tries supplied standard issue freeze dried ice cream snack. Despite initial enthusiasm subject does not finish snack.

    9h30

    Subject tries standard issue burrito dinner. Subject eats on toilet. Subject is not happy with taste of the standard issue burrito dinner.

    12h00

    Subject makes daily activity log. Accomplished goals as stated by subject include “doing some yoga” and “shaving legs”. Subject also plans some “research”. Research items include “Dragons Love Tacos” and “Where the wild things are”.

    13h10

    Subject goes to sleep. Subject wishes inanimate object in other room a good night (early sign of acute schizophrenia?).

    23h17

    Subject makes morning log while brushing theet. Subject reports on having read “Dragons love tacos” three times. No further useful data was gained from research.

    28h20

    Subject sets goals for the day. Subject shows interest in learning new skills. Subject wants to learn herself how to whistle on her fingers. NASA does NOT require applicants to know this skill. Subject spends next two hours on trying to learn the skill anyway. Minor to no progress is seen. Subject has contaminated living area with saliva.

    32h30

    Subject eats standard issue Leonardo Fettuccine lunch. During lunch break log subject admits on having vandalized the living space by drawing a “galaxy” on the living space radiation shield. The drawing contains no useful data for the mission and is highly inaccurate.

    35h15

    Subject makes head ornament out of standard issue hygiene supplies. Subject also draws moustache on her face (loss of identity?). Subject uses toilet as table (fixation with toilet seems very strong in subject). Further mental degradation can be observed as subject expresses need for a friend. Subject vandalizes standard issue rubber ducky by decapitating it. Subject makes new head out of toilet paper (further evidence of fecal fixation). Subject inserts standard issue ear swabs into rubber ducky. Subject uses ear swabs to construct non functional spectacles.Subject uses standard issue tampons as earrings. Subject names vandalized rubber ducky “Carl” and categorizes it as a new species. No useful data can be extracted from this experiment. NASA biologists unanimously reject “Duckupine” as being a new species.

    37h15

    Subject is seen having a conversation with Carl. Mental degradation is at severe levels at this point. Emergency sleeping agent is released in living space. Subject responds to agent as planned.Subject goes to sleep.

    47h30

    Subject has not placed living space key in standard issue container for said key. Key is sucked up by the automated cleaning robot. Subject panics. Subject breaks outer hull to get out. Subject shows no remorse for putting mission at risk by breaching space ship hull. Acute loss of cabin pressure pushes craft out of orbit. All crew dead, mission failure.

    Conclusion:

    Do NOT let subject anywhere near NASA research facilities. Inform local authorities to prevent rubber ducky abuse by subject.

  7. The Grumpy Munchkins says:

    How appropriate: Watching this while taking a dump. Pineapple from the Grumpy Munchkins had too much spicy food last night!

  8. Loop tm says:

    HEY SIMONE! in the 48 hours timespan tell us the truth. HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU MASTURBATE?

  9. Eric Shankles says:

    You need to go to the Huntsville Space and Rocket Center. They have a space camp for adults.

  10. Alexilund says:

    Soo I`m a lazy guy. I would fall asleep and wake up and go out of BR because 48 hours would be up!

  11. I_bombhillsb says:

    Idk why but she kinda of reminds me of Jenna marbles

  12. boyoboy10001 says:

    I dedicated a year in my room and never left when I dropped out of college it wasn’t that bad sense I like to be independent and alone the only thing that really happened was my social skill was awful but came back very quickly after a few days!

  13. otis neill says:

    why was there a camera set up outside her bathroom window if she didn’t know the rumba was going to do that?

  14. jitlogs Jitlogs says:

    come on lets be honest here, she didnt really stay there for 48 hours straight. she just doesnt look stress or no behavioral changes at all. I would imagine that she would atleast be a lil bothered the fact that shes stuck in a tiny space for 2 days.

  15. B Cube says:

    so if I make a video I locked my self in my house I can get a trending video huh…

  16. Solace Creat says:

    Omg. I found Jenna Marble’s cousin.

  17. Brick Tamland says:

    6 hours in my basement and if you don’t go crazy, you will be ready for space.

  18. Anark Kist says:

    u could have taken ur Laptop , I mean astronaut’s have internet

  19. Peter Steman says:

    That is crazy. Where did you poop?

  20. Oliver Age 24 says:

    20 minutes without internet and I’m dead

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