I Tried the Worst Rated Amazon Nail Products

I Tried the Worst Rated Amazon Nail Products

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♥ Nail dust vacuum collector: https://amzn.to/2XasZGr
♥ CND Vinylux ‘Bananas For You’: https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B01CE4DF56/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o05_s02?ie=UTF8&psc=1
♥ Morgan Taylor ‘Look At You, Pink-Achu!’: https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B00XLC04X2/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o05_s02?ie=UTF8&psc=1
♥ Lot of 5 Sally Hansen polishes: https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B018IVESXW/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
♥ Nail polish shaker: https://amzn.to/2V0Uobl
♥ Unicorn sparkles topper: https://amzn.to/2X9z4TS

ON MY OTHER HAND: Holo Taco ‘Solar Unicorn Skin’🌞🦄 over ‘One-Coat Black’🖤, not a secret anymore! The Unicorn Skin collection hadn’t been released yet when I filmed this video🤡

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59 Responses

  1. The Versace Life says:

    “18 dollars! Wow that’s expensive!”
    Me: d-did you not know the price when u got it?

  2. sadmac356 says:

    When the “banana” nail polish smudged: actual footage of me painting my nails

  3. HashtagMoniz says:

    When Ben said that he wants Cristine to spend her money and enjoy her earnings I don’t think this is what he had in mind (auto correct is horrible, sorry Cristine!!)

  4. Karen Allen says:

    how did “Karen the complainer” become a thing? I am starting to get my feeling hurt here 🙂

    • Anne Longwood says:

      Karen is used as a slang term that refers an entitled baby boomer because karen was one of the most popular names of that era it suddendly just happened (sorry for the bad english it’s not my first lenguage)

    • Dania G says:

      Karen is a slang term that was brought up after white women who complain to managers. Most women were assumed to be named Karen. It’s hilarious 😂

    • Eviesee2 says:


      Karen is a mocking slang term for an entitled, obnoxious, middle-aged white woman. Especially as featured in memes, Karen is generally stereotyped as having a blonde bob haircut, asking to speak to retail and restaurant managers to voice complaints or make demands, and being a nagging, often divorced mother from Generation X.

  5. Sara Esse says:

    Banana: They didn’t say inside nor outside of the banana🤣😅🙈 Its the inside from the banana😓💔

  6. Littlesumo18 says:

    I personally think the green, pink and “yellow” look really nice together. Kinda got an 80s vibe to it.
    Also made me think of ice cream ^^

  7. Nushu says:

    Cristine: Amazon Prime nail polish delivers and dries within 24hrs


  8. Brianna Young says:

    Isn’t the banana on the color of the inside of a banana, you know, after peeled.

    • Eviesee2 says:

      @Foa all of it is edible

    • Potato Is amazing says:

      Eviesee2 even the peel?

    • ActuallyRandomPerson says:

      ileana gheorghisor I think it’s still slightly too pale for that tbh, and they should make that more clear in the description because when people hear ‘banana nail polish’ they think bright yellow

    • Confetti Dog says:

      ActuallyRandomPerson society needs to *change*

    • Saknika says:

      I was thinking maybe they were using “bananas” not as a fruit, but as a descriptor as like a “head over heels” type thing. But then I couldn’t decide why that would indicate a nude color except for one thing… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  9. Wut. says:

    I feel like,
    menchie is a *extrovert*
    And zyler is a *introvert*

    • Julia S says:

      Wut. I was thinking that! We rarely see their eldest son but menchie is like a cute teen girl on tiktok who’s always happy to be on camera. Zyler’s the producer behind the scenes

  10. Felix Mendelssohn says:

    Cristine: “it’s like a slinky!”
    Me: ummm… that’s no slinky

  11. M Bailey says:

    As someone who’s indecisive and loves every Holo Taco polish, I’d love a Holo Taco mystery box so I dont have to pick 😂

  12. Megan Casier says:

    *intro music playing*
    Me to my bf: “who’s this?”
    My bf: “SIMPLY.”
    Me: “well holo there”

  13. Audrey Shotland says:

    You never did a “What’s On My Other Hand”

    • Hella Mellow says:

      Audrey Shotland i think Cristine was still doing swatches for the Holo Taco release, so she didn’t want to give it away.

  14. Unicorn squad says:

    This is a random question she won’t even answer:

    Question: Have you ever forgotten you didn’t put on a peel off base coat, so you tried to peel off a regular base coat?

  15. Hella Mellow says:

    Cristine: “my nails are looking a little raw. they need a vacation.”
    Me: “yeah because Ben never deserves a vacation!”

    • God_Hitesh vox says:


    • Confetti Dog says:

      God_Hitesh vox Ben wants a vacation and Cristine doesn’t really let him ever have a vacation. So when she says that her nails deserve a vacation Mellow was commenting on how Cristine let’s her nails get a vacation and not beyn

  16. nessie410 says:

    I would say that the “banana” one looks more like the actual fruit, not its peel.

  17. Evelin Quinn says:

    I really like that “sensational” ugly green color.

  18. Katherine Rinck says:

    Re: the nail polish shaker: I have a condition that causes muscle weakness, and I find that shaking nail polishes fatigues my arm muscles very quickly, to the point where I can’t do it properly. I’m thinking that could be a potential market for that item.

    • Yukki Katsuki says:

      same I was thinking about that I have a chronic pain disorder which is worsened by intense or prolonged use of muscles so I can see the benefit in that product

    • th1smomentisfate says:

      Hopefully she sees this. She should do a giveaway with this product.

  19. TheFaeOne says:

    The “bananas for you” polish is really just the color of the inside of bananas

  20. DragonGacha_Gamez_Playz says:

    “My nails are tired of going to work everyday”

    Tortures her nails 1 minute later

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