It is exam season.
Hey you! Ma’am! Ma’am I have to ask you: Where can I meet with the manager of this enclosure? Where is that son of a gun? I ordered a pacifier from him the other day and for some reason, I got a carton of eggs in the mail. What service is this? What business do you thing you guys are running? I paid my good, hard earned money for that stupid thing and this is how you repay me? I don’t even have a child. I bought that pacifier to clog a hole in the wall of my washroom. It’s located right in front of the toilet and for some reason, water just randomly jets out of it. I swear, I will be having explosive diarrhea when a vat of polar cold water will just shoot me in the face. I got whip lash the last time that happened, AND IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT. YOU IDIOTS THINK YOU CAN COME AND PLAY IN MY TOWN, HUH? YOU THINK A CARTON OF EGGS WILL SUFFICE MY NEEDS? WELL YOU WERE WRONG. YOU COULDN’T BE MORE INCOMPETENT. Go, explain yourself. I have a plate of warm hummus just waiting for me when I get home. I don’t even dip that shizzle. I eat spoonfuls of it. I vacuum it up. The process is so quick that one second, I will be looking at that big, shmexy plate and then the next, IT WILL BE IN MY GASTROINTESTINAL TRACT, YOU NUT. I WANT MY PACIFIEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!1!!!!!111!!!!!!
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With love,
Jindy Crawford
*jesus take the wheel*
+M Fitzburger the second one lmao it just gives me the 2013-2014 vibes
ITS PITBULL
*DALĂ*
OMG I DIEDDDDD
pitbull holy crap itâs you
I heard u were going to prepare dinner at 6PM and omg I’m crying, I have dinner like at 10.30PM HAHHAHAHHAHA
artsshole I have dinner anytime my family donât do no supper together tf
Same
Phattee
Maybe she does too and it takes her 4 hours to make dinner
*reads this comment while eating my dinner at 5:59PM*
she is so relatable, it’s almost scary.
Do
You
Know
The
Most
Beautiful
Person
In
The
World
Look at the 2nd word
Hope that made your day
And I liked my own comment because No one else will
Thanks ?
For fucks sake nobody gives a shit! This is so unoriginal and needy it hurts
mmcc Morgan and calista r/originalandnotdesperateforlikes
+TheBritishTwat finally, a person who knows something about the internet
I just low key love her mom smiling every moment she records her, Is becoming iconic
*School*
*Depression and anxiety has entered the chat*
*Happiness and freedom has left the chat*
*Suicidal thoughts are typing….*
well hello there, happiness *pushes out of chat* GO AWAY
+Dara the blob in a jumper Houston we have a roleplayer
Regular youtubers: *have a set outro*
This video: I wanna be a squid
I need to moisturise my feet.
I love you Joanna but my feet are still really dry
iâm taking the frikkinâ *ACT* in about 2 weeks so thank for the studying tips jindy crawford
*how the turns have tabled*
When u get a burst of energy in the middle of an essay question but have to take breaks to massage ur hand
Hey, I just am curious, do you speak Portuguese? Or at least understand it? I think it would be cool if you did a video about it. I love Brazilian Portuguese. I know this comment isnât âcoolâ or whatever, but I would like to know. Thanks, Julius Caesar!!
Zami Chacon i know enough to get around, but I have a thick accent. At home, my parents talk to me in Portuguese, so I can understand nearly all of it.
I wish I had the great concentration that you have. I get distracted by everything.
I should study.
When are you gonna do an ankle reveal
Isn’t that too personal?
+Name ?
Bitch, we seen her nostrils. We’re mature enough. The birds have left the nest.
Donât worry Joana we can get through exams together
I wanna be a squid – John Cena, 2019
My senior quote
I have mocks this week. It is this thing we do in Ireland but man I’m stressed.
Eseosa Oje ahah there the worst
Same here in England :”)
+D. A. J i literally had an English lit mock today and i wrote complete crap
that last bit was like a lucid dream
Me wants to tell you who is the most beautiful person in the world
Look at the first word
HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED
XD
People who made avocado on toast are *QuAkInG* at your avocado burrito