It is the first day of university

It is the first day of university

THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ewww_its_jo…
Twitter: https://twitter.com/tweet_joana
Cameo: https://www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana

Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
Artist: http://incompetech.com/

If you want to translate the video: http://www.youtube.com/timedtext_cs_p…

Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

With love,

Jenny Cravitz

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35 Responses

  1. DietSoda Bitch says:

    Ok but let be honest you served a look the first day of college and I’m 100% here for it 💁🏻‍♂️

  2. Grace B says:

    As someone who legitimately works at Staples- this brings me joy 😂

  3. Jimin Park says:

    Me: *is in 10th grade*
    Joana: *AHHHH UNIVERSITYYYYYY*

  4. Zoe Patrick says:

    When you mentioned your love for stationery I knew I had to subscribe

  5. Shariun Nahar says:

    ‘Baking 3million cookies for my 3million subscribers’
    *coming* *soon*
    It’s already 2.91M!!!

  6. Lucy Patterson says:

    Is anyone going to talk about the Percy Jackson book? Because that bok is AMA-ZHANG.

  7. Aivy Tran says:

    I honestly wonder what our john cena would be like as a roommate

  8. Lollie Wink says:

    “today is September 4th, the worst day of the year”
    bro wow ok that’s my birthday

  9. Jasmine Thompsett says:

    When she started making the “Mac and cheese” I literally thought she just pulled out a handful of grass from a bag

  10. Big Oof says:

    Why are you taking physics? Time doesnt exist John Cena, its a concept made by man.

  11. Wolf Spirit says:

    “Shows Percy Jackson The Sea of Monsters book”

    I see that you have a good taste of books.

  12. Ro R says:

    *joana* : “it’s from–”
    *me* : aritzia
    *joana* : *aritzia*

  13. Kira Fife says:

    I appreciate that you brought a Percy Jackson book to university

  14. Spidey says:

    My friend: Why are you sneezing alot?

    Me: alge bruh

  15. fafasrib says:

    Girls in science! YAAAAAAAAAAASSS
    I stan even harder. Good luck, Joanna <3

  16. Sam B says:

    “Be careful with Peter Pan, he screams” is my senior quote, thanks John Cena.

  17. HORNS MUSIC says:

    John Cena here doing all of this in one day
    I can’t even wake up on time

  18. Pickle Rick says:

    eats healthy, studying physics, calculus, algebra and chemistry, going to the gym and maintaining a youtube channel 🙌🏼😤

  19. Dave x Kaysha says:

    Joana: *”I’m officially a victim of capitalism”*
    Me: sounds about right…

  20. a u d r i j a says:

    Joana: **hates English**
    Meanwhile…
    our vocabulary becomes ten times better when we watch her videos.

    **Salutes**

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