It is the first day of university
THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz
Ok but let be honest you served a look the first day of college and I’m 100% here for it ??♂️
As someone who legitimately works at Staples- this brings me joy ?
Me: *is in 10th grade*
Joana: *AHHHH UNIVERSITYYYYYY*
When you mentioned your love for stationery I knew I had to subscribe
‘Baking 3million cookies for my 3million subscribers’
*coming* *soon*
It’s already 2.91M!!!
Lol yes
Is anyone going to talk about the Percy Jackson book? Because that bok is AMA-ZHANG.
I honestly wonder what our john cena would be like as a roommate
“today is September 4th, the worst day of the year”
bro wow ok that’s my birthday
Lollie Wink and Beyonce Bday
When she started making the “Mac and cheese” I literally thought she just pulled out a handful of grass from a bag
Jasmine Thompsett lowkey just realized it wasn’t grass ?
Why are you taking physics? Time doesnt exist John Cena, its a concept made by man.
honestly makes sense if theres a zeroth dimention that mean something cant come from something so we basically dont exist
“Shows Percy Jackson The Sea of Monsters book”
I see that you have a good taste of books.
@S K what’s wrong with pjo
Heather and Kaleigh it says sea of monsters
Heather and Kaleigh 4:49
Omg YASSSSSS another Dam Percy Jackson fan
Right??? I stan
*joana* : “it’s from–”
*me* : aritzia
*joana* : *aritzia*
LITERALLY ME
I lovee aritzias stuff
saaameeee ??
I the 666th like 😉
I appreciate that you brought a Percy Jackson book to university
My friend: Why are you sneezing alot?
Me: alge bruh
Girls in science! YAAAAAAAAAAASSS
I stan even harder. Good luck, Joanna <3
“Be careful with Peter Pan, he screams” is my senior quote, thanks John Cena.
John Cena here doing all of this in one day
I can’t even wake up on time
eats healthy, studying physics, calculus, algebra and chemistry, going to the gym and maintaining a youtube channel ???
here i am at 20 years old with back pain and no money for food
We stannnnnnnnnnnn
Joana: *”I’m officially a victim of capitalism”*
Me: sounds about right…
Joana: **hates English**
Meanwhile…
our vocabulary becomes ten times better when we watch her videos.
**Salutes**