It Takes A Genius Like Donald Trump To Lose A Billion Dollars

It Takes A Genius Like Donald Trump To Lose A Billion Dollars

The idea that Trump hasn’t paid taxes in 20 years is bound to be unpopular, except with his friend Rudy Giuliani, who said Trump’s use of loopholes makes him a genius.

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20 Responses

  1. Max Maker says:

    And still people support this clown.

  2. New Message (Unread) says:

    This is getting good. We’ve reached the part in the movie where Trump
    orders the lackeys to open the Ark of the Covenant… and he, Giuliani, and
    Christie lean in.. and Trump shouts to the rising spirits.. ‘It’s
    beautiful! Big league! Really great! That ghost’s kinda fat.’…

  3. Eric Ling says:

    At what point are the deplorables 100% of Trump supporters?

  4. fidorover says:

    “Um, excuse me Stephen, but all of my casino losses came at a time when
    Rain Man and Tom Cruise were traveling across the country, cleaning out
    casinos everywhere — BIGLY — and my 3 Atlantic City properties were no
    exception. Perhaps your low ratings — compared to my new BFF Jimmy Fallon —
    are causing your memory to fail you, but that fidgety little Kmart-lovin’
    bastard was the only person in the world who could count cards into a
    six-deck shoe. Yada, yada, yada… $916 million loss for Trump.”
    — *Donald J. Trump*

  5. André Salazar says:

    >Loses a billion dollars.
    >Saves 50 million per year avoiding taxes for 18 years to just break even.
    >”He’s a genius”

    Is this even real life?

  6. MrBloodbunny says:

    “Haven’t the jewish people suffered enough?” :)

  7. fffan9391 says:

    “Our country is becoming a third world country.”

    That’s hyperbolic, but if you believe it to be true, why don’t you pay your
    taxes to keep it from becoming such?

  8. Ringo Brat says:

    Rudy tries to kiss Trump’s ass so much that he ended up having his head
    directly inside of Trump’s butthole.

  9. Premiumtap says:

    America is morally bankrupt. The most selfish and narrow minded people on
    the planet. No sense of solidarity whatsoever. I got mine, you get yours.
    That’s the American spirit. No problem with spending trillions of tax
    dollars on senseless wars, but hell will freeze over before one dime goes
    to the next door neighbor. They’d have less of a problem with heaping those
    tax dollars up and set it all on fire. Principles baby! No handouts. Not
    much of a nation at all.

  10. Maugre says:

    On the bright side, if Trump wins, there’s a chance I’ll be able to tell my
    kids about the time I lived through a president being successfully

  11. Muhammad Luther says:

    The man is morally bankrupt. He CAN’T spin this. He avoided paying tax.
    It’s not being smart, it’s just wrong.

  12. IMO says:

    You hear that REPtards, he’s saying your third world citizens ahahaha

  13. Dead Man's Shadow says:

    Stephen Colbert is a comedic genius.

  14. Steve H says:

    You know what… “losing” $918 Million dollars running casinos is either
    obviously INCREDIBLY bad management on his part, therefore how could he
    possibly manage the United States of America? Or…. it is INCREDIBLY

  15. zcribe says:

    Losing a billion dollars is one thing but losing in a boom market where
    practicly any investment made money is quite another.

  16. MiddayCoffee says:

    A new sitcom about Bill Clinton teaching Barack Obama how to celebrate his
    retirement. Hilarity ensues.

  17. Wake Up Mr. West says:

    “Future former president”

    Or you could just say president

  18. niggasjit says:

    I am amazed over how of a total absolutely colossal SHITSTAIN Rudy Giuliani
    is! Jesus fuckin christ..

  19. Fernando Herrera says:

    I’m waiting for when Trump finally just cries on stage or something and
    drops out because he realizes what a loser he is.

  20. Mrlegitbeans says: