JONNY NEW ENGLISH – JonTron
JONNY NEW ENGLISH – JonTron
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watching this makes me mad lmao
JonTronShow Jon, I know it seems kinda dickish to suggest a video idea, but the film Troll 2 is an absolute beaut. A great representation of the 80s as well as heavy wooden acting and weirdly sexual scenes.
Yo bet yo ass we won the Spanish American war. They only won one major battle.
Thor is a fat alcoholic that plays Fortnite…
Can we get an episode where JonTron tries to survive the mystical wilds of Cleveland??
only if he’s dressed like a duck
+Crash Weezerman He’ll be fine if he doesn’t go to East Cleveland…”Don’t go down to East Cleveland, or you’ll die :D”
or DeMoine.
or Peoria.
or New York.
(I hope someone gets this reference).
New England*ah* here, would watch, would definitely watch
Or Chicago
Master -chef- jontron cooking because of the accident that happened to his mom
i just spent this entire video being like “hey! that’s like a half hour away from my house!” and crying because i didn’t realize he was in new hampshire until now
+Mr Origen Does he really? In Portsmouth? How do you know that?
Yeah same!
Same
OMG SAME
Literally same?
I live in England in normal Hampshire. Being old England and old Hampshire, we still use Windows Vista and arm our soldiers with sharp sticks.
GREAT COMMENT
+JUST SOME SOLDIER GUY big up Southampton
I don’t have a TV license and was fined £150
+MetalGamer Luxury. Here in the Scottish Borders, we equip our boys with a floppy piece of uncooked dough.
Jon: “What kind of fish is this?”
Employee: *Is he serious? Really? Who are you people?*
Jon: “What kind of fish is this?”
Hey, fishmonger…
You can mong my fish anytime. 😉
+korbitr surprisingly true tbh.
korbitr pornhub comments like “hey click on my profile to see me naked”
+Crabtitties Pornhub comments like “Hey I have a physics quiz coming up. How do you use the Reynolds number to find laminar flow through a pipe with such and such dimensions.” Followed by legitimate discussions and answers.
bitfreakazoid, oh and let’s not forget, that there are the KFC accounts… such as KFC_UK_Official
Liberals these days with their bananas and soft shell crab murders
Next thing you know they will be holding lobster hostage in glass containers… Wait, they already are…
My god….. next thing you know they’ll be steaming clams
+B BOY 628 STEAMED HAMS?
9:00 when you build a Minecraft house for the first time
9:25 when ur fighting mob of zombies who won’t let you sleep
#1 Trending in the UK? Must’ve been the power of Flex Tape or Susan W putting it on Trending to go through Jon’s pain by trying to cook that clam meal
Must be the title. People are confused as to what JOHNNY NEW ENGLISH might be and click it?
+ThePhoenix999 That actually makes a lot of sense.
No it was the power of your patriotism taking credit in new ENGLAND that got it there
Currently #2 but wow great job Jon lad
Cheeki Breeki uk gang
“We’re unconventional”
“Liberals”
haha im dead.
Annnd this is why selling to conservatives on Youtube is the easiest grift in the world.
Just like mama used to make it
*BEFORE THE ACCIDENT*
‘You don’t want to get the soft shell crab treatment’ I died laughing. Amazing job Jon! Loved this video 🙂
OK, I’m now convinced that Jon’s 2018 hiatus was actually therapy for procrastination or something.
No one:
JonTron: My clam chowder is inadequate! **WALKS INTO THE F**KING OCEAN IN SHAME**
The people jontron talks to in public become cursed for life
Those poor souls from his gaming in public series
So in summary…
Step 1: Gathering
Step 2: Eat
this is wack jon literally is comically reviewing locations i frequent in my daily life ?
That rock formed for millons, possibly billions of years in the earths mantle to eventually be violated by jon
Worth the wait.
THIS IS 5TH VIDEO THIS YEAR, something is suspicous WHERES THE REAL JON AND WHERE DO YOU KEEP HE?
THE POWER OF FLEX GLUE
This is the 8th
I’m glad Jacque didn’t go with Jon on his trip. That house would not have been a safe place.