MALEFICENT vs DAENERYS: Princess Rap Battle (Yvonne Strahovski & Whitney Avalon) *explicit*

MALEFICENT vs DAENERYS: Princess Rap Battle (Yvonne Strahovski & Whitney Avalon) *explicit*

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Hero meets villain when Daenerys Targaryen (Yvonne Strahovski) has her world invaded by Maleficent (Whitney Avalon).

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Writer / Exec. Producer / Director / Maleficent: Whitney Avalon
Writer / Producer / Director / Editor: Steve Gossett

Daenerys: Yvonne Strahovski

Missandei: Bianca DeGroat
Grey Worm: Lorenzo Adams
Diaval: Nathan Graham Smith
Wayne: Gregory Guy Gorden
Garth: Brad Gage

Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton
Assistant Camera: Alex Cason
2nd AC / Data Tech: Brandon Rubesh
Composer / Music Mix / Mastering: Ryan Elder
Animators: MC Griffin, Alex Lambropoulos
Make-up / Hair: Patty Jarvis, Hailee Jones
Costume Designer: Sarah Jeanne
Wardrobe Asst: Sara Parrott
Production Manager: Mary Bonney
Staff Writer: Michael Sullivan
Key Grip: Kevin Nieliwocki
Sound FX: Fionnegan Justus Murphy
VFX: Aaron Moles
Gaffer: Rose Fadem-Johnston
Daenerys and Diaval Wigs: Laura Richards
Assistant to Mr. Gossett / BTS Camera: T.C. De Witt
Asst. Production Manager: Leia Crawford
Production Designer: Alexandra Regazzoni
Assistant to Ms. Avalon: Clare Loughran
Craft Service / Still Photos: Candace Lauren Ostler
BTS Camera: Mike Manasewitsch
Playback: Alex Frew
Grip: Jim Burzelic, Jim Sabo
Music Department PA: Walt Ribeiro
PA: Fae Niyu, Diane Musselman
Special Thanks: Varun Lella, Laura Myones, Mel McKeon, Christy Hall, YouTube Space LA, Tyler Gunderson, Courtney Chow, Andy Stack, Lesa Hardy, Cory McKenzie, Amy Wiener

** LYRICS **
Well, well, oh dear, what an awkward situation
I’m quite distressed to not receive at least an invitation
To your kneeling supplication: I’m the rhyming ruination
That will put your puny nation in suspended animation

I am Daenerys Stormborn, First of My Name
You can call me Khaleesi The Breaker of Chains
You’re insane bringing battle, why you diggin’ your own grave?
I’ll snap ya like the collar on a free city slave

You know, I’m just so delighted by your family’s bad luck
A curse would be useless: you already suck
First daddy went mad, then you killed your own mother
Hothead brother was murdered by the husband you smothered
DIAVAL: Well, all men must die M: I wish that they would
The truth is I’m ruthless – I make bad look good
Medieval evil with a needle, lethal, lyrical as well
Illinest villainess who’s killin’ this with all the powers of Hell

Oh, whatever Elvira, you call that a verse?
You’re a fairy-tale bully: find an infant to curse
And what’s your obsession with fingers and pricks?
Forget spinning wheels, you should conjure some dicks
These hocus pocus jokers best get out of our grills
The only thing mad about me is my skills
GREY WORM: Like a sword through your heart let this point sink in
MISSANDEI: This hottie freed the slaves D: Call me Babe-raham Lincoln

Eat your heart out, sweetie DIAVAL: Better start counting sheep
M: We’ll be scoring while you’re snoring in perpetual sleep
No privates in your army? DIAVAL: That’s crazy M: It’s nuts
You all show so much ass it should be called Game of Butts
Isn’t it scary when you’re forced into marryin’
Surrounded by hairy men and losin’ your cherry then
Your baby’s miscarryin’ – Bargain Barbie Barbarian
Like the last dead Valyrian I will bury house Targaryen

If you’re so powerful then answer me this:
What kind of crap magic gets destroyed by a kiss?
All in black with those horns? You look like a burnt goat
MISSANDEI: It’s done GW: Stick a fork in her D: That’s all she wrote
Show’s over, soon you’ll be a feast for crows
Jon Snow knows these bozos got no flows and although
I rose from the ashes GW: Now a force you can’t stop
MISSANDEI: She started from the bottom D: Now I finish on top

You think that was hot? It’s not even warm
Come to my world and see my true form
I like your style, kid, but it’s time to retire
Spoiler alert: I’m about to spit fire

I’m The Mother of Dragons, you can’t burn me!
The best don’t rest – it’s my destiny
So send me back home, I’ve an empire to build or
You’ll scream when you die like the last witch I killed


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20 Responses

  1. angela jimenez says:

    Rapunzel with the pop princess britney spears :D

  2. Amy Porter says:

    File under: awesomely bad. 

  3. britt says:

    Ariel and cleo from monster high

  4. ShawnMc says:

    It would be fun to see a battle between Princess Buttercup (Princess Bride)
    and ?

  5. Holly Bullement says:

    Rapunzel vs Anna 

  6. Meriana Badawi says:

    Darthy from Wizard of Oz vs. Alice in Wonderland. 

  7. Marzeah Aghamohammadi says:

    Ariel vs Jasmine

  8. caroline borges says:

    Elena Gilbert vs. Lidya Martin

  9. RANDOM KATY says:

    Hey the girl on left of daenery’s side on the left looks like Bianca from
    electric Companyfrom

  10. codieme says:

    Princess Diana vs Grace Kelly of Monaco. 

  11. Keilyne Szulman says:

    For the next ones:
    – Jasmine vs Ariel (Jasmime flies on the magic carpet and Ariel swims in
    the sea)
    – Rapunzel vs Merida (Rapunzel is locked for years in a tour and Merida
    fights for freedom)
    – Olaf vs Minion (They are both funny, it would be great to make Olaf talk
    like in the movie and the minion, a translation under.)

  12. Courtney Hinkley says:

    First off, I seriously love all of your videos, keep up the amazing work!

    I think the next Princess rap battle should be Lucy Ricardo from I love
    Lucy vs. Jeannie from I dream of Jeannie

  13. selena gibbon says:

    Tinkerbell (from peter pan) vs Jane (from tarzan)

  14. Edie Del Carmen says:

    Wow, first time watcher! I am loving these rap battles.

  15. Dana Muwwakkil says:

    Maleficent KILLED it

  16. DeadStrike 9 says:

    Kings instead:
    King Geoffrey vs the penguin (king of Gotham)

  17. Tanvi Taparia says:

    Whitney you are awesome. Loved the rap battle (Y) Keep making more of

  18. Sergiu Put says:

    Rapunzel VS Ariel

  19. Delenn K. (hearthorses14) says:

    Zelda vs Aphrodite

  20. Chris Spicer says: