Meanwhile… France Claims Cocaine Will Not Protect You From The Coronavirus

Meanwhile… France Claims Cocaine Will Not Protect You From The Coronavirus

Those buzzkills over in France swatted down an internet rumor that snorting coke could keep people from contracting coronavirus. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile

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55 Responses

  1. Christian Schoff says:

    Lmao at the laced joke.

  2. New Message says:

    For your Emmy consideration.

  3. Ese Güerito says:

    2:59 She probably experienced End of Evangelion irl.

  4. Pierre says:

    From the book of SC 1:51… Those on glass floors shall not throw rocks

  5. Roy Rodgers says:

    Tony Montana never got coronavirus explain that!

  6. mickael delatre says:

    … now I’m suspicious why some french members of the Parliament got the coronavirus. Did they think they were protected by … ?

  7. Ali Qazilbash says:

    Excuse me miss, but its pronounced, “espresso!”

  8. malenotyalc says:

    Cocaine will protect you, as if you can afford coke, you can afford top tier medical treatment.

    • Chris Richardson says:

      @Nathan Trays What sort of quality coke we talking for £30? Here in north of England where I am its £100 a gram for good quality flake.

      It may not prevent Covid 19, but out of an abundance of caution I shall continue taking it. For my health you understand.

    • Elaine Ferry says:

      not if you share a straw!

    • Nathan Trays says:

      @Chris Richardson Just the guys I go to’s standard, they offer a g at 80 (he does a little menu every couple of weeks) but it’s a rarity for me now and I’m not minted by any means so go for £40/30 when i get some. And I fully understand and am onboard with your decision.

    • Kris Moodley says:

      malenotyalc cocaine is cheap in Europe ,( about €25 per gram )

    • Dak Lamerbusch says:

      @Nathan Trays For now. Be wary, as an innocent thing like sledding may KILL you briefly as it did me! Now my epilepsy medication cost around _$100,000!!!_ Luckily, donny was too dumb to kill the ACA, so I pay $10 a month.

  9. mash made says:

    the weed smoker havent found out yet that they are protected

    • Jonathan Taylor says:

      Marijuana protected America from Fascism:

    • Fly by night says:

      I smoke mad weed. I’m still negative. Connection?..
      Who cares? 😎
      Seriously people., we cant live in a bubble. We can be very cautious but we have to live. We need to work, we need to shop, we need to eat, we need to go to school, we need to travel. Just wash your hands as much as possible and dont bring your hands to your face ever. I’ve always done that just out of common sense. Makes me CRAZY to see people touch/rub their face or their eyes with their hands. Ugh!
      But get used to this. Because this virus isnt going anywhere. Its here to stay. I see this as just a new thing to get a shot for. Unfortunately many will die until we know more about it, and are able to get it under control.

    • Kris Moodley says:

      Fly by night quarantine needs to start now

  10. Sarah {otterlyardent} Dixon says:

    “What do you mean it was laced with something? You’re the one that’s laced with something!”

    😂 He kills me.

  11. Eleni 1979 says:

    ” the penthouse spread of Willie Nelson”

    Seriously, I have got to learn to stop drinking my coffee while trying to watch meanwhile. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • Mary Elizabeth says:

      Eleni 1979 Seriously though it wakes you up in the morning.

    • Eleni 1979 says:

      @Mary Elizabeth not necessarily in a manner that I might like, though, Lmfao 😂😂😂
      Although my great grandpa used to say that coffee was a wonderful way to clean out your sinuses 😝😂😂

    • ilovefunnyamv2nd says:

      I was Gargling listerine at the time, so. not much different thsn usual, except for the surprise!

    • Eleni 1979 says:

      @ilovefunnyamv2nd 😂😂😂😂 I hope you’re okay, LMFAO

    • hendo19742 says:


  12. Lion Singh says:

    Daniel Drezner, a professor of International politics at Tufts University’s Fletcher School, told the Guardian that he questioned whether limiting travel from Europe would amount to anything more than “a drop in the bucket”, given the number of cases already reported in the US. “It seems to me that Stephen Miller was looking for a boogey-man and he found one in Europe,” Drezner said, referring to Trump’s aide who is an anti-immigration hardliner.

    Trump moron we have free travel between the UK & EU no visa… 1 million EU citizens working in the UK ! The virus does not give a toss about borders ! My son is dual German / British so travel to the USA on his British passport but studies in Germany ?

    • Brigitte Slabon says:

      The enemy is within… secretly harboring. Travel ban to select countries is useless, the virus is global! he should be more concerned in speeding up testing and repeat testing. Then figure out how to expand healthcare needs for people!!!

    • sanSDI says:

      @Brigitte Slabon yeah lol he should, pffft sorry as if he ever would

  13. ACK_MINDSEYE says:

    Someone tell the thumbnail maker that Quarantine has two N’s in it.

  14. Esau Bangura says:

    That lady who took all that lsd. sounds like an origin story for a super hero. After taking 500 times the normal dose of lsd. She now has lsd contact high powers . We can call her : Super Trip!

  15. Night Knight says:

    The Agolf Twittler Moronavirus has been infecting the WH for the last 3 years…hope Biden, (or Bernie) has LOTS of Clorox or bleach! 🤢🤮😵

    • ClonedGamer001 says:

      Trump has gotten a lot of nicknames over the years. But Agolf Twittler is by far the best one I’ve heard. Here’s your reward:


    • RK SMLMN says:

      After trumpy we may want to think about burning it down and building another, We can use his “billions”

  16. Spook says:

    In tonight’s episode, we learn that neither Stephen nor any of his writers has ever taken acid.

  17. BikeDoctor34 says:

    It’s Lufthansa… The “U” is like in “used” and the “A’s” are pronounced like a British “Ha ha”… Ich hatte vor drei Jahre in Deutschland gelebt.

  18. Sylvain-Paul Côté says:

    “Are you a cop?” Funny! I had a similar experience once in an elevator. I was dressed in a suit and this guy comes in, totally stoned out of his head. He looks at me and asked ” are you a cop”? To which I responded, looking hard at him, “why, do you need to admit to something?”. He turned away, looking at the crack in the corner and looking as if he wanted to slither through it and just saying “no, no, no, no, no,….” I got out with someone else that was in the elevator with us and laughing, he told me “you are cruel!”. And we parted, both laughing our heads off!

  19. PiedPiper11 says:

    “Unsurprisingly, the games bed does not come in a size that fits two”
    Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with

  20. SeeFuchs says:

    Who says we Germans don´t have a sense of humor. It just only happens to occur when we don´t have something productive to do and therefore, not often.

    • Markus says:

      Can’t relate. As if Germans always have something productive to do (and more than other nations) or maybe I’m just a lazy couch potato xD

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