Meanwhile… France Claims Cocaine Will Not Protect You From The Coronavirus
Those buzzkills over in France swatted down an internet rumor that snorting coke could keep people from contracting coronavirus. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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Lmao at the laced joke.
2:38
For your Emmy consideration.
Yeah I would have bet that a cowboy drummer would have made that joke
Meanwhile…
2:59 She probably experienced End of Evangelion irl.
From the book of SC 1:51… Those on glass floors shall not throw rocks
No: Those on glass floors shal not wear skirts!
Tony Montana never got coronavirus explain that!
But he did die of lead poisoning.
Because death rate of the common cold is 0.1% and the betacoronavirus which is the category of this covid 19 is much deadly
… now I’m suspicious why some french members of the Parliament got the coronavirus. Did they think they were protected by … ?
It was the cocaine lol.
Lol
Excuse me miss, but its pronounced, “espresso!”
Cocaine will protect you, as if you can afford coke, you can afford top tier medical treatment.
@Nathan Trays What sort of quality coke we talking for £30? Here in north of England where I am its £100 a gram for good quality flake.
It may not prevent Covid 19, but out of an abundance of caution I shall continue taking it. For my health you understand.
not if you share a straw!
@Chris Richardson Just the guys I go to’s standard, they offer a g at 80 (he does a little menu every couple of weeks) but it’s a rarity for me now and I’m not minted by any means so go for £40/30 when i get some. And I fully understand and am onboard with your decision.
malenotyalc cocaine is cheap in Europe ,( about €25 per gram )
@Nathan Trays For now. Be wary, as an innocent thing like sledding may KILL you briefly as it did me! Now my epilepsy medication cost around _$100,000!!!_ Luckily, donny was too dumb to kill the ACA, so I pay $10 a month.
the weed smoker havent found out yet that they are protected
Marijuana protected America from Fascism: https://catalog.archives.gov/id/1682
I smoke mad weed. I’m still negative. Connection?..
Who cares? 😎
Seriously people., we cant live in a bubble. We can be very cautious but we have to live. We need to work, we need to shop, we need to eat, we need to go to school, we need to travel. Just wash your hands as much as possible and dont bring your hands to your face ever. I’ve always done that just out of common sense. Makes me CRAZY to see people touch/rub their face or their eyes with their hands. Ugh!
But get used to this. Because this virus isnt going anywhere. Its here to stay. I see this as just a new thing to get a shot for. Unfortunately many will die until we know more about it, and are able to get it under control.
Fly by night quarantine needs to start now
“What do you mean it was laced with something? You’re the one that’s laced with something!”
😂 He kills me.
” the penthouse spread of Willie Nelson”
Seriously, I have got to learn to stop drinking my coffee while trying to watch meanwhile. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Eleni 1979 Seriously though it wakes you up in the morning.
@Mary Elizabeth not necessarily in a manner that I might like, though, Lmfao 😂😂😂
Although my great grandpa used to say that coffee was a wonderful way to clean out your sinuses 😝😂😂
I was Gargling listerine at the time, so. not much different thsn usual, except for the surprise!
@ilovefunnyamv2nd 😂😂😂😂 I hope you’re okay, LMFAO
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER BY NOW!WILLY NELSON!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Daniel Drezner, a professor of International politics at Tufts University’s Fletcher School, told the Guardian that he questioned whether limiting travel from Europe would amount to anything more than “a drop in the bucket”, given the number of cases already reported in the US. “It seems to me that Stephen Miller was looking for a boogey-man and he found one in Europe,” Drezner said, referring to Trump’s aide who is an anti-immigration hardliner.
Trump moron we have free travel between the UK & EU no visa… 1 million EU citizens working in the UK ! The virus does not give a toss about borders ! My son is dual German / British so travel to the USA on his British passport but studies in Germany ?
The enemy is within… secretly harboring. Travel ban to select countries is useless, the virus is global! he should be more concerned in speeding up testing and repeat testing. Then figure out how to expand healthcare needs for people!!!
@Brigitte Slabon yeah lol he should, pffft sorry as if he ever would
Someone tell the thumbnail maker that Quarantine has two N’s in it.
Quaratinewhile?
Good catch!
Throw money at me I’m one of those anal OCD grammar jerks everyone hates. It’s a blessing and a curse. lol
That lady who took all that lsd. sounds like an origin story for a super hero. After taking 500 times the normal dose of lsd. She now has lsd contact high powers . We can call her : Super Trip!
There is a comic with a superhero powered by cocaine though
Amazing!!!!!!
*Wonderwoman
@Mycel as, everyone wonders how she survived that 😅
Call her Captain Trips.
The Agolf Twittler Moronavirus has been infecting the WH for the last 3 years…hope Biden, (or Bernie) has LOTS of Clorox or bleach! 🤢🤮😵
Trump has gotten a lot of nicknames over the years. But Agolf Twittler is by far the best one I’ve heard. Here’s your reward:
👍
After trumpy we may want to think about burning it down and building another, We can use his “billions”
In tonight’s episode, we learn that neither Stephen nor any of his writers has ever taken acid.
This morning, I learn that at least one person in the comments has…
@CloudsGirl7 You better believe it honey
Acid and shrooms are my favorite… And iv done heroin😄
It’s Lufthansa… The “U” is like in “used” and the “A’s” are pronounced like a British “Ha ha”… Ich hatte vor drei Jahre in Deutschland gelebt.
“Are you a cop?” Funny! I had a similar experience once in an elevator. I was dressed in a suit and this guy comes in, totally stoned out of his head. He looks at me and asked ” are you a cop”? To which I responded, looking hard at him, “why, do you need to admit to something?”. He turned away, looking at the crack in the corner and looking as if he wanted to slither through it and just saying “no, no, no, no, no,….” I got out with someone else that was in the elevator with us and laughing, he told me “you are cruel!”. And we parted, both laughing our heads off!
“Unsurprisingly, the games bed does not come in a size that fits two”
Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
Who says we Germans don´t have a sense of humor. It just only happens to occur when we don´t have something productive to do and therefore, not often.
Can’t relate. As if Germans always have something productive to do (and more than other nations) or maybe I’m just a lazy couch potato xD