Meanwhile… Look Up At The Super Blood Wolf Moon
Sometimes it’s nice to check in on the news stories that won’t make it into Billy Joel’s ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire: 2010s Edition.’
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“Super Blood Wolf Moon”… I sense a new band name….
+Ry Sun There’s a local band called The Hall Monitors, why I don’t know.
yeah. that was the joke. did you just comment without watching the video or something?
If Peter Steele would still be alive, then Super Blood Wolf Moon would be a great continuation to Type O Negative’s already fantastic song Wolf Moon
+Ry Sun A weird name can be cool, attract people’s attention and may have hidden meaning. ‘Super Blood Wolf Moon’ sounds metal and perhaps a little campy. The right name will resonate with fans and sell the band.
Wow very creative observation
Watching from our studio in Nairobi KENYA.
Hi from New England ✌
Still waiiting to know why you Killed Captain Alex.
+ScreenFunFacts wrong country lol
Ink Stain: Nah, Trevor’s was buried in snow. Hope your place is better. And greetings from Arnhem, the Netherlands.
+Internet Trash Oops.
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook’s
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein
Aaoooooo
Werewolves of London
Aaoooooo
— Warren Zevon
You hear him howlin around your kitchen door
You better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again
+TimeandMonotony every freaking goddamn line of that song is gold
+Chris Dyer He was a heavyweight! Everything he wrote is gold to me…
+Eric Hoberg You know, thinking about it, the Lee Ho Fook in Adelaide may have been inspired by Werewolves of London as a tribute to the man himself. Mr. Zevon toured Australia and was well received, so much so that he worked Australia into his album Mr. Bad Example. The title track features an American crook who finds his way to Adelaide ‘drinking Fosters in the shade’ and works his scams downunder too.
From memory: “15 hours later I was down in Adelaide/ looking through the want-ads, sipping Fosters in the shade/ I opened up an agency/ somewhere down the line/ to hire aboriginals/ to work the opal mines/ but I attached their wages/ and took a whopping cut/ and whisked away their workman’s comp/ and pauperised the lot.”
A restaurant in Adelaide naming itself for Lee Ho Fooks would merely be returning the favour to Mr. Z as he had already given a shout out to the town in Mr. Bad Example.
+Kowasi Huzzah!
Watching from Oslo, Norway! 🇳🇴
Foreigners, useful idiots, and bots are about the only ones who watch anti-American Colbert anymore.
MediaMatters IsMyCockHolster which one are you? Bc u are watching too
+Phyllisha Hart💯 he is just a troll
Ry Sun a bad one at that lmaooo ❤️❤️❤️
+T V – I wonder if they have gasoline-powered automobiles?
I feel as if if the art restorer had bought his cat the fancy tuna it likes, the painting would still be intact.
OR, lose the useless cat.
+Gr8 Incarnate Agreed. They suck bad. REALLY dislike them.
+Volga Wolfhounds Get bent cat haters
I worry about this, as I have two paintings my cats could easily shred, but so far they have behaved.
+whalesong999 You really shouldn’t, maybe a little so it doesn’t get stuck all the time, but that’s it.
Also, you’re confused about which person is the “master”
Gotta love the Flight Attention section and its ever-slowing graphic.
aawwkwarrd
The one time a few months back the plane flew through the screen twice was glorious.
I wonder if those Saudi men also stopped wanting “wifely duties” fulfilled when they secretly divorce their wives?
TheCstar07 ofc I mean that’s what a divorce is for right ?
They have 3 other wives for that
*Nah…other wise those ladies would be like: “Wasim! You haven’t raped me in 3 days! What’s going on?*
They are trading in for a newer model
No wonder Trump likes the Saudis! He could proclaim he’s divorced from Melania, go and meet Karen or Stormy, and proclaim he’s married again, all without telling his on and off wife — and technically it’s not adultery.
You nailed it. 😂😂
Space-Cadet David ‘Spanky Bonespurs’ Dennison : that’s the Arab there. Hold the book but ignore the law
+Twilight Gardens presentations Not arab, they are Saudi’s
The saudi are thiefs, they stole arabia, it doesn’t belong to them.
‘The Super Blood Wolf Moon’
*Trump will show his True Demonic form*
+Benzaiten Isn’t that the form he’s already showing us so far?
You’re saying it gets worse?
Yeah…right now he’s just in his true moronic form.
I doubt it. But I’m sure he’d be terrified if he saw it, cowering behind someone (and using them as a shield) and stammering his blaming the Democrats for it. 😆
A Flamin’ Hot Cheetoh.
Super Blood Wolf Moon
Caused Trump to turn a darker shade of Orange and also causes him to lie much more often
Action Hiro is that last part even possible? I thought he reached critical lie mass a few weeks ago.
+Chris Wolfe I think both are impossible.
NO, delete this right now. You will not take this awesome event and bring trump into it. STOP IT
bot…..
Lie more often? Is that possible? I guess it would be his lie equivalent of “Rap God”.
Meanwhile Trump is crapping his pants with the NYT latest article, perhaps he’ll keep the shutdown going so he can slow down the work of the FBI
That may actually be one of the reasons he did it.
+MacyLouWho There are plenty of cheaters that have prospered though. Look at all the crooked businessmen that seem to own everything. There is little chance you become a billionaire without cheating or stepping on someone. Unless you inherited the money or got extremely lucky and became a celebrity. There is also winning the lottery I suppose.
That’s the rumor. It’d be a LOT easier for Cadet B.S. and the entire nation of voters and citizens if he’d simply defect to Russia. I know, I know, but they say when you dream, dream big.
worse than that, this is just the 1st stage of the permanent shutdown of America. we are surrounded as we speak.
The NYT??? ROFLMAO!!! get a grip conchita…
I love this segment. Perfect description of cats’ dgaf attitude 3:16
Meanwhile, Im on the shitter literally right now. Producing Trump quality product…💩
I like your photo and your comment.
bot..
Eww…
+MediaMatters IsMyCockHolster
Sure, Igor.
My step dad (when he had to go #2) would say, “ I have a meeting in the oval office, to talk to the President about the waste management program.” 🤦🏽♀️Dad jokes
Does the cookbook include instructions for using excessive force when removing your guests?
nice try
Good one!
No Alex. That’s in their etiquette manual soon to be released.
is this a ploy so the airline can pay it’s flight attendants significantly less because tips will become part of their income? like waiters who are paid with scrap money and have to rely on tips. what a shameful move.
They are already getting low pay. If you look at what flight attendants make hourly/the average per year it may look livable but in actuality you’re only paid for flight hours (aka when the plane is in air) so check-in, boarding, deboarding, delays, etc are unpaid. Therefore while some fa s make around $20 an hour (less for regional airlines), they’re usually working 14 hour days and getting paid for 7. Also the average salary shown is deceiving because it takes into account the older ladies who are paid waaay more (pay is based on seniority). The flights you are given are seniority based as well, therefore the high-time, productive trips are hard to get when you’re more junior. Plus airline bases are typically in very expensive cities, like NYC, LAX, SFO, etc. That’s why the majority of fa’s have a side hustle, and also live in crash pads- basically an apartment with a bunch of bunk beds shoved in.
Benzaiten crush the struggling laborer, let’s limit regulation
Waiter wages have a long history in the US, but yes that’s what they have become by relying on tips. It’s good for the business, not so good for the employee.
And by not tipping, you’re not forcing the employee to pay more, they can easily avoid that. You can only make the business feel bad by not using them next time.
No, not at all. They just keep them instead of pooling them. They get good tips in First and Business Class, last time Steward got about $300.00 from Business travelers. Now they just keep it; as stated, before this all tips were pooled by crew.
+AzureVI Umm…no. They get a very good salary.
What do you mean no one will host the Oscars, Academy?
GET GRAHAM NORTON!!!
Or Bruce Campbell.
Ellen D.
+Michael Schweigart
I thought it was hinted via the internet that Ellen had tried to “volunteer” to act as host?
What do you bet, that even without a host the program will run long?
If there is no host does that mean there will be fewer cheesey musical numbers?
I can’t believe anyone still cares about the Oscars.
No host ? About time, it’s had no audience for years now.
“…to which the place of purchase said ‘please dont!’…”😄
Sent all used condoms to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500 c/o Donald I. M. Trump (I. M. for I’m a Moron)
Don’t mock my blood moon. I will be camping and enjoying it with my dog on a small island in a lake like a hippie dippy with a kayak.
Look out for sasquatch . . .
Watch out for sasquatch . . .
I’ll give the Frontier flight attendants a tip – don’t work for Frontier.
Good tip.
Very good
No kidding. Can’t wait to see how this idea goes horribly wrong.
Seriously? I’m NOT going to tip someone who makes about 5X a year what I do. Sheesh. They are dreaming if my below poverty pay is going to help them enjoy the next higher tax bracket. Why do people expect us to pay TWICE for someone bringing a can of soda or a plate of food? Tipping anyone already earning a wage is idiotic. . . but hey if you want to give away YOUR cash to highly paid people, that’s your option.
Pretzels or cookies? you get one.
Saudi Arabia, besties with ‘Murica, because at the end of the day, both countries could really give a flying fook about human rights and common decency.