Meanwhile… Queen Elizabeth’s Swanky Escape Plan

Meanwhile… Queen Elizabeth’s Swanky Escape Plan

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85 Responses

  1. Nx Doyle says:

    No middle finger on late night network TV? How prudish.

    • RockBandRS says:

      Welcome to America. For some reason Christian soccer moms take issue with things like nudity and the middle finger, but have no problem with blood and Gore. The best part is my Christian soccer mom statement isn’t a joke. One of our rating systems, for movies, is literally run by uptight Christian women lol. Which is why stupid things like only being allowed to say “fuck” once in a PG-13 movie exists… It’s really dumb.

    • Angry Clown says:

      Would’ve been allowed if finger was severed and dripping blood.

    • Jaimi Cottrill says:

      I_Am_Dragoon very poetically put! πŸ˜‰

    • apostolis x says:

      I liked the joke with the finger

    • Glassed Silver says:

      +Angry Clown You’re joking, but we all know it’s true.

  2. Jimbo Deathgrip says:

    I hope the hotel is ready for the wurst case scenario

  3. New Message says:

    My littlest thought Brexit was the ‘stuff they put Marmite on’

    Which was funny until I got to wondering how the hell she knows what Marmite is.

    Now it’s all I can think about.

  4. New Message says:

    If they want more hookups on that plane, try making the bathroom large enough for one adult to turn around in without touching the grimy walls.

  5. Aditya Waghmare says:

    Stephen’s British accent was so good all that was missing was him saying “Long Live the Queen” xD

  6. Zoe Mendez says:

    The rich have Jean-Michel Basquiat paintings in yachts, with kids throwing cereal at it!!??
    I’m SCREAMING. They belong in a museum!!

  7. Isay says:

    As a German… I wanna stay at the sausage hotel, don’t judge me

  8. Andrew Khan says:

    Long live the Queen! And enjoy the yacht party, I’ll be…..wading

  9. Billy Trespassers says:

    Air travel is not a sexy rom-com, it’s a 1970s British Sci-fi Drama featuring John Hurt.

  10. TheCstar07 says:

    Lol that’s one tough woman, she’ll probably outlive everyone currently in line for the throne

    • zoolkhan says:

      she is also the only person in the kingdom who receives proper health care.

    • Maya Givens says:

      You know Camilla is tapping her toes and thinking horrible thoughts. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • not likely says:

      Story is….she was changing a….tyre….durring the bliz (shrapnel and wreckage are hard on tyres)

      The jack (or tyre iron) slipped and she bashed her knuckle…causing some very “un-princessly” language to be expressed….forcefully

      So…She not only SERVED…she served in an active combat area…and was WOUNDED while serving

      Suck on that….President bone spurs

  11. TheCstar07 says:

    Why would you put expensive Art in places where your kids can toss cereal on them? Was he using it as a table?

    • Aidan Kidd says:

      +Asher Tye This guy did see the problem and is getting a solution thou. I don’t know the in’s and out’s of how this painting was hit with the cereal where it was placed or any of that so it’s hard to bash the guy as, only has it for the prestige of owning it type. Not enough info for that. You can jump to conclusions but I’ll stick to the, children will be children. rich children wreck their rich parents shit just like us poor. The vcr was not as expensive as an original painting by anybody of note but its the same thing.

    • Aidan Kidd says:

      +Claudette Holloway I don’t either but do have a nephew that was around enough that the samich in the vcr happened lol

    • Asher Tye says:

      +Aidan Kidd He paid for someone to fix the damage, not the underlying problem, which is you shouldn’t have irreplaceable works of art in the vicinity of unruly children. The fact that he does leads me to believe he doesn’t actually see the painting as worthwhile beyond cheaper to repair than replace. Unless your suggesting the children are actively destructive, which speaks to a far bigger problem in that household.

    • Jonathan F says:

      A lot of rich people keep expensive art pieces on their yachts to hold auctions while avoiding taxes.

    • LeviLabs says:

      +Aidan Kidd Because crazy rich people can’t afford a functioning baby sitter, right?

  12. Benzaiten says:

    I hope those art experts replace all the priceless paintings on yachts with fakes and deposit the real ones in museums.
    rich ppl really are careless jerks.

    • AHM says:

      Chase Davidson They’re not though, especially if they were made in the last 10 years. The price of artworks isn’t jacked up because they’re β€œcultural artefacts (the fuck?)” but because rich people felt that it was good.

    • IaIaCthulhuFtagn says:

      +AHM That’s fine, just means an artist who would have otherwise been poor can eat.

    • Victor Cabanelas says:

      I agree. Doubt it’ll happen, though.

    • Banjo Peppers says:

      All artwork is irreplaceable. Not all artwork is priceless.

    • AHM says:

      IaIaCthulhuFtagn Barely any money goes to new artists though, a gallery will refuse to take you work because they can’t use it to make their other artworks worth more.

  13. jenpenn22 says:

    That story about the art is the kind of story that started the French revolution.

  14. purr bugaloo says:

    A night of cool accents for Stephen. Minnesota, British, German…for Fuks sake, did I miss anything?

  15. Jonathon Ausburn says:

    Meanwhile…did anyone else see the “glory holes” in that German guy’s sausage hotel?? Lucky score if you get his Delta/Coke napkin!

  16. Andreas Ruesch says:

    the wurst business plan

  17. Gryzor88 says:

    β€žWould you like to pet my Knackwurstβ€œ LMAO *dies*

  18. veryverte says:

    They put more thought into the Queen’s escape plan than the actual Brexit plan… and they’re both equally bad.

    • Hypothalapotamus says:

      We’re the Brexiteers. You can be one too.
      Because… Sorry didn’t plan ahead.

    • Lilac Lizard says:

      +MT Yankin The Scottish voted to stay, so it’s safe for this πŸ™‚ There were some hysterical tweets when trump went to his Scottish golf course & congratulated them on Brexit eg

      @realDonaldTrump you couldn’t be more out of touch with reality if Nessie bit you on the arse you utter fool. Scotland voted REMAIN.

      @realDonaldTrump Scotland wanted to remain in the EU you utter Twonk- Who is using the Trump family brain cell today?

      @realDonaldTrump if we ever needed any more proof that you’re a cockwomble of the highest order! Scotland voted to remain! πŸ˜ƒ

      @realDonaldTrump Scotland voted to remain you bankrupt traffic cone.

      @realDonaldTrump Scotland voted to remain, you soggy expired dog food coupon.

      & SO many more! I think the Queen is safe to escape Brexit there πŸ™‚

    • Enviro Mental says:

      +Lilac Lizard Bankrupt traffic cone! Haaa Haaaa ha ha aaaah. I love that one.

    • Glassed Silver says:

      Yes, smart idea to flee to the part of the part of the isle that wants to stay in the EU the most and had been toying with the idea of leaving the UK before Brexit was even a thing…

    • DaMon Turnbull says:

      @ veryverte How do you not drown in the shower each morning?

  19. karen jones says:

    Oh Adolph I Believe you Dropped this.

  20. keepdancingmaria says:

    “You DAB. It’s Pointillism!” I’m dying.

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