Meanwhile… Russia’s Newest Spy Is A Whale
Meanwhile… Russia’s latest spy has a blowhole.
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This is my favorite segment after the opening monologue. It’s as good as The Word from The Colbert Report.
Not really!
The Word was great, but this Colbert guy is a tool shilling for Biden, who is a conservative.
+Matt Erbst corporate dem have these shows on payroll
+Matt Erbst lol Bernie fans thought he was a Hillary shill, Hillary fans thought he was a Bernie shill, etc. He’s gonna make fun of every candidate and suddenly he’s a shill for another person
Yes I follow that gynecologist on Twitter. She’s a straight talker and hilarious.
What do you call a deaf gynecologist?
A lip reader
No, don’t put that in there! ๐
Yeah, it tastes awful.
that’s what she said…
+TheExcessus actually, i’m a fan of garlic, so, no, that’s NOT what she said ^_~
Russia realised that whale is a much better spy than trump.
Good one ๐๐๐
Except I’m the best spy in the world.
Basicaly anything could do a better job than Trump. Try an amoeba or a plankton i’m sure it would work better.
Thomas McGillivray I read somewhere that the trump is afraid of sharks ๐ฆ
Whatโs the lmfao
Oh… when they said “trained whale”, I thought they meant the one in the White House…
LOOOL I thought i got a notification because of your profilepicture ๐๐๐๐๐
New Message ohhhhhhh ๐คญ
They said “trained”… Keep up ๐
You’re whalecome for being such an amazing president to you all.
Donโt be silly
Heโs not trained
Whales have been proven to be Intelligent.
So already better then trump.
Brian brush there are one celled organisms more intelligent than trump…..it’s not really a high bar
why does putin need to employ a whale when he employed sovranist goats like bannon, yet?
Than*
There is also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Navy_Marine_Mammal_Program
Russia. Please hack us and make the WHALE President!
Can we have a different whale this time?
Ok
jpdemer5 no
Thatโs because the Beluga Whale is not as professional as the Russian Seal Team Six.
PS Iโm looking forward to a future segment for the ladies called โYes! Do Put That In There!โ.
Or 1 called Putin it there baised on Russia’s “fake news” that reporters eventually buy into to make a story like pizza gate, the pee pee tapes and that the US created aids to kill Africans and gays I bet they love fb
I think he fell back on repeating garlic and didn’t say what was really going to be the last joke item not to put there.
Russia is a toilet!
It appears the “cougars love a sale” line was lost on some viewers…
I was afraid that I was merely being a dirty old lady when I chortled so loudly that I missed the next gibe. . .
My brain thought Lane Bryant would have been funnier than JC Penny.
I am dumb. Someone please explain.
Still, no where near as funny as the next joke about fanny packs being where to keep your condoms…
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fanny
Mark T I got it. I live in Santa Rosa where this cougar visited.๐
“Don’t Put That In There” is my absolute favorite new segment. Stephen’s delivery is PERFECT for this. Our American dad having to explain rudimentary self-harm prevention.
Joseph Clemente he really is an American suburban dad wow
And in good American tradition genitals are only vaguely alluded to.
+Julian Well he did say vagina, that’s pretty specific…
69…. itโs very challenging and produces more questions than answers. ๐
The garlic in the v jay makes perfect sense. Keeps the vampires away during that time of the month.
Haha๐
ewww, I could have done without that comment!
+Trumpty Dumpty your fall is coming! and i could have done without having to bleed every month. get tf over it ๐
Whales have complex language skills and nuanced social interactions. Orange jelly fish has neither. Russian Spy whale for 2020!
MAWA! Make A,Erica Whale Again.
Never knew Russia had an actual Seal team 6 ๐
They also use bottled nose dolphins because of their intelligence.
We don’t know, they might have more than 6 seals ๐
Russia’s newest weapon … Sharks with fricking lasers on their heads
“Sir, well there was too much red tape…”
_The Dr eyes the button panel_
“We can do wales with Radios…”
_Finger slides towards the button_
“It’s basically the same thing!”
_Presses button_
“No wait pls! AAAAhhhhhhhh!”
This is an american trained whale from St.Petersburg, Florida
+btfication yes, the only part of the u.s. with a higher rate of russians than the current white house infestation ๐
Good news – the whale is free of its harness. According to the Norwegian fishermen, the whale was very friendly and tame and seemed used to ppl. It kept rubbing up against their boats, in what they assumed was an effort to get out of the harness. So after a couple of days 1 of the fishermen pulled on his survival suit and jumped in. He got 1 of the 2 clasps open, and they then tied a line on the harness, so the next time the whale swam away from the boat, it hauled the harness off itself. Hopefully it will be able to survive and be free.
+not likely Not necessarily. Most places don’t hunt beluga whales apart from some indigenous native people in places like Russia & the Arctic.
In Norway where it was found they don’t hunt belugas so if it stays in that area it will likely be fine. ๐
+Rebecca Panayi-Sjotun
Perhaps….but the sucess rate for re-habbing whales that have been in contact with humans is pretty bleak
“Springer” (west coast orca) had a very strict protacol to prevent imprinting…took a lot of work to keep the “lookie-loos” away from her
She bonded with her pod…produced offspring
I don’t know of any other happy endings
Just lonely….and eventually dead whales
Whale done. That’s how you get the camera in Norway ๐
This isn’t a uniquely Russian thing. The US does the same thing with dolphins.
Thank you
A Norwegian fisherman put on a survivalsuit, jumped in the sea and got the beluga whale out of that harness! You’re welcome! โก
Good to know, poor whale!
Lennell Walton Far too cold for me! ๐ I think people wanted to know that someone took action, and freed it from the straps.. and he did! Knew some nitpicker would react to it, but the beluga is free, that’s what matters! โก
+Lennell Walton She was giving you information, that perhaps you didn’t know. Your welcome.
Iโm surprised he didnโt try to eat the beluga.
steelersguy74 If it tasted good, we might have! Eaten it that is! It is not going ecxtingt, not on the “red list”. But they as far as I know, taste horrible. .we are not Jeremy Clarckson! “Would you like some grated Puffin on top of your seal flipper?”Lol! ๐
Not allowing $69 final bets …… christ we’ve gone absolutely mad. Theyll be banning raunchy Crocs with fanny packs next.
S l – Effing right. I hear thatโs really for condoms…
My gosh that whale is adorable and friendly ๐
“Juvenile cougar” well there’s an oxymoron if I’ve ever heard one
Damn right! It ain’t no cougar if she’s juvenile ๐
It was a male cougar.