Meanwhile… This Puppy Has A Mustache
Meanwhile… A shelter dog in New York went viral this week because she has markings that look like a cute little mustache!
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What? No love for Dali as Teddy Roosevelt leading the “Ruff” Riders up San Juan Hill?
meanwhile…
Lol?
Ruff Riders – that’s a good one.
they would be above average dog units. Officially, a K-10 unit.
Nice one. By the way its Dali, after the surrealist painter who had that sort of ‘tache.
That’s a good one. Now I need to see it
Coors beer mostly water .. more like peeing in the shower ?
You drink a budweiser before the shower. 1/2 to 3/4 of an hour later you pee in a glass and you get a coors light for free.
_All_ beers are mostly water. Otherwise, how would you drink them?
AisuruMirai
With a fork??
@Réal Morrissette I save money by not buying coos light anymore, instead I buy one can of coors, add once ounce of coors to 11 ounces of water, tada ! A 12 pack of coors light. ☺
@Mike Hegarty That is a quite substantial economy. The only drawback perhaps is the fact that after drinking the whole 12 pack you feel like a totally “straight” full water reservoir.
Meanwhile, based on the contents of his words, Mitch McConnell appears to be one of those species of turtles that can breath out of its own ass.
Well doh! How else do you think he talks out of it?
My first good laugh this morning, thank you!
*breathe
he’d have to remove his head first.
Fluff McMuff you rock!
What about Salvador? Dog’s ACTUAL name is “Dali” and everything!
Lester Luczak please read my previous comment, you are equally stupid.
I’m glad this was here.
Brilliant! I love it.
@Greg Fakerson Without background info, why would we know that? There’s no need to be rude.
It’s not Salvador Dogie?
These meanwhile intros are getting wilder each time, and I love it.
The intros cripple this bit.
The intros are gold and I hope whoever writes them gets a bonus
I, OTOH, thank god for fast forward
varizza well the intro used to be good.
“I spend so much time cutting prime cuts of meat for my monologue, that sometimes i need to use meat glue and pick up the bits off the slaughterhouse floor and paste them together for my segment….”
now?
“I spend so much time reviewing the quality articles of news in the major newspapers that are my monologue, that sometimes i forget to check the local papers. So i’ll go through and collect local papers from all over my state and drive them back to my house. then i’ll sit down with a nice cold shower coors, and start reading until i find something interesting. Then, i take my scissors and start cutting out words and letters. Then i take all those words and glue them to a piece of paper in a haphazard manner which i send to strangers inviting them to a cookout i’ll be having next week. Then, during the cookout, i’ll walk around and ask them about their day. After the cookout is over, i go to everyone’s house and pull the invitations out of the trash. then i take those invitations, cut the words back out and glue them into future newspapers. Those future newspapers will go out of business, allowing me to start my own newspaper with my next segment…”
it’s like what the fuck? too long. too esoteric. not funny enough. They used to be quick and eloquent and funny. Now, like someone else said, the fast forward button handles it.
Yeah, I’m still laughing about his “ass croutons” comment.
How did the Coors Light marketing team not see that jokes about the beer being watered down practically write themselves?
Over The Spectrum
Do ya think?
The saddest part is Coor’s marketing still is so much better than their brewing.
It’s also the beer for alcoholics. Sadly. My uncle would have these in his hand as he got out of the car to visit us. I thought it was funny when I was little. Until he died this year of alcoholism caused cancer. This ad infuriates me
I feel like this was purposefully designed to go viral on the popular subreddit /r/showerbeer, but mainstream america has no idea what that is, so we get reactions like this.
EWWWW UGHHH Piss water
Warning: Using product may result in divorce.
Warning: Product use may be the result of a divorce XD
Warning: Using product in shower may result in lower social class status.
You’ve not gone on a proper bender until you’ve been sat under a shower drinking champagne from the bottle telling the person racking up on the cistern to hurry up because you’re gonna spew
Then gotten back into the shower and washed it all down with a cold can of fighting strength beer
why does he have a rubber duck in a standing-only shower?
Because that’s his pet
Because ….rubber duck who wouldn’t have a rubber ducky pal in the shower
at least it’s not a rubber dick
It’s actually a rubber duck cover for a microfleshlight
selfreference2. Why does he have a rubber duck….? I’d stop there! ; – )
Nice of Colbert to give a shoutout to Kate Sidley. I guess he hasn’t forgotten his roots as a writer.
Bruce Lortz It’s Sidley, FYI 🙂
@b3z3jm3nny Thankie! =)
2:57 “You’re going to catch some water in your mouth anyway, why not make it Cors Light?” xD LOL
BdR76 Best joke of the night! ??
Spirit Airlines is trying our their premium food package — and when they say “fresh”, you have to catch it first!
Food in water is nothing new — Deuce Bigalow’s pimp T.J. pioneered that move.
Dolly is a cutie,she’ll be in a furever home forever, no drinking in the shower ever ,slip ,fall, bang your head and end up like our current presidunce
Phil Stehle try taking a grammar course.
i’m on your side, love doly, hate trump. but your writing is illegible.
@Greg Fakerson play on words dipstick, this is a comment site , no grading required if you don’t get that then stay off the site buzzkill !!!!
Pabst Blue Ribbon: The official beer for drinking on the toilet.
Batman was on his way to Chicago to fight crime
It disturbs me just how far removed from reality some people are.
…that was clearly Man-Bat
@MegaDale42 I stand corrected…not even Batman would step foot in Chicago
Lol ? ? ?
Chicago already has Harry Dresden. Unless he’s at that conference with Stephen Strange, MD.
Like a bat out of Spirit Airlines, I mean Hell
Same thing.
What’s the difference? ??♂️
Dali as a can of Pringles, a ringmaster, and/or monopoly man
Nerd And Geek
Monopoly man can pass both saloon owner and the game piece.
In the Shower He got Chilli on his Willie
Seriously,,, DO NOT ATTEMPT
BUT,, if you do,, pour cold Coors Beer on it
Chili on his willie with Coors sauce? Marinated junk!
Holy spicy meat balls batman!
That “chilly in the shower”, Hilarious, but Eew! ??
Marius Matei Chili in the shower – When you want to come out more dirty than when you got in the shower.
totally both!!! XD 😀
That Magnum shirt is my choice ! Aloha, pupper !
1:55 Kate Sidley was so right to promote that collage, sometimes you should just run with your instincts!!
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