Netflix Acquires Seth Rogen

Netflix Acquires Seth Rogen

World-renowned Canadian person, prolific marijuana-doer, and winner of the 2015 MTV Movie Award for “Best Kiss” Seth Q. Rogen has entered into a lifetime deal to transfer full ownership of his personal autonomy to Netflix, Inc.

“I have known Seth for many years” said senior Netflix Development Executive Jareth Chumley. “After a wrap party in late 2017, Seth approached me and said something like ‘Jesus Fucking Christ Jarbear, I would sell my soul for a fuckin enchilada right now.’ And so basically that was how the idea was born. In the end we settled on a price a little higher than a standard Chili’s To-Go entree, but I’ll be damned, not by that much.”

“As a general rule, I don’t really ‘read’ anything before I sign it,” replied Rogen when asked about the deal, spilling some beer on his own head as he does the finger-symbol equivalent of air quotes. “That’s what Danny is for, he handles that for me, mostly,” gesturing toward an elderly man in a poncho sleeping on the couch behind him. “Hey Danny!” he shouts, unable to wake his senior contract advisor. “I really hope he didn’t fuck this up. He’s the reason that Zach and Miri Make a Porno exists.”

Seth Rogen’s Hilarity for Charity is the first project where Netflix was able to successfully extract comedy directly from the actor’s mind. It will stream April 6. While the remaining projects Rogen will be participating in have not yet been finalized, Netflix is considering a live-action Shrek remake, starring Rogen as both the titular character, as well as that character’s love interest Fiona. There will also be other tasks considered, including some off-camera roles such as “executive foot massager” and “Quentin’s back waxer”. “The world really is our oyster here,” said Netflix Chief Operations Officer Karen Shartwell. “There really isn’t anything on earth that we can’t make him do.”

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Netflix Acquires Seth Rogen

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60 Responses

  1. Alana McDonald says:


  2. Fabricio Fernandes Da Silva says:

    opa galera

  3. Abhishek Chakraborty says:

    Oh please. Not on April Fool’s Day.

  4. maria rodrigues says:

    I love all your videos Netflix 😍

  5. tnt says:

    Wow seth rogen in netflix

  6. BryanPlayzIt says:

    Rip Seth Rogen

  7. Believe There Is Good In The World says:

    They could at least paid the man the fuckin enchilada! You guys got a bargain for him… Lol!

  8. DeNightCrawler says:

    I swear to God if this is a joke….

  9. Joewb1 James says:

    i saw an ad for this yesterday so i think its real

  10. ruben lopez says:

    13 reasons why seson 2

  11. Lemon Wedge says:

    Sounds like pretty standard boilerplate to me.

  12. Redwood Studios says:

    Scrolling down YT like 🤔 on April 1st

  13. kut stupid says:

    I’ll give it to Netflix. They know how to make fun of themselves. But if this is an April fools joke….

  14. Jesse Medina says:

    Where The Hell Is 13 Reasons Why Season 2 At??????

    Everyone Wants TO SEE ITTT!!!!

  15. Kenny FromthaA says:

    “It’s pretty standard” 😂

  16. stryfetc1 says:

    Netflix is locking down the game like Nino at The Carter.

  17. Muhab Selim says:

    I knew the Adam Sandler dig/joke was coming.

  18. Emerald Harp says:

    “Terms of this agreement are not open to amendment, and will continue to be in effect even in the instance of Seth’s untimely and mysterious death”😂😂😂

  19. lol says:

    netflix is killing the game right now. i signed up for hulu last week and it was shit. they still have ads and their player buffers every 30 seconds.

  20. Our Founding Liars says:

    I don’t know about movie streaming services, but I can tell you they are doing us a disservice by the chemical streams they are spreading in the sky. Keep asking questions. Investigate Netflix

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