No one asked but I found Mortal Kombat’s best cuddler | Unraveled
No one asked but I found Mortal Kombat’s best cuddler | Unraveled
Mortal Kombat is a gruesome game filled with murderous characters that, honestly, should chill out a little. So Brian David Gilbert unraveled which Mortal Kombatant would cuddle the best.
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patrick: let me see what you have!
brian: scissors!
patrick: no!!!!
clayton: oh my god why does he have scissors
Kintaro should NOT have been excluded, he is a very big cat man, imagine the purr!?!
Lots of people have cat allergies
Fluff, as well as four arms for double the cuddle
alas, he roars, and a cat who roars cannot purr. also think of the fur! all over your sheets! you’d have to use so many lint roller sheets to clean that up, imagine the cost!
i’m allergic to cats and i still agree with you.
True, but he’s a Furry, so how close is too close?
“Her whole personality is woman”
That describes 90% of 90’s characters
alsoshesasandyhooktruther
90% of 90s male characters could be described as “Man”.
Games were shallow for a long time, as much as we’d like to deny it.
+SweenerButtz well you could at least break man into 3 categories: gunhaver, knifehaver, and kickpuncher
Kai Plews You can split women up too: Sex Icon, and Voice of Reason (Voice of Reason is usually also a Sex Icon, but they have thoughts in their head, and usually only become suitors for the main characters half way through the story)
Kip say hi to napoleon for me
“What have you got?”
BDG: A KNIFE!
“NO!”
A haiku:
Thank you, bdg
Cuddle knowledge you impart
(He is a fart man)
It’s snowing on mount fuji
It’s snowing on Mount Fuji
I wonder what the weather’s like on Mount Fuji?
0:24
Brian: “There’s Red Bull in this mug”
Also Brian: **high kicks**
“High school boyfriend”
“Low risk”
*laughs in restraining order applicant*
Ian White hard core oooof. Lol
BUD?? r u okay?
‘All Cops Are Bad at Cuddling’ -I chOKED
I was going to say Kintaro. Double the cuddly, and extra fluffy.
But I didn’t consider emotional availability. You are wise.
What is this wisdom that BDG possesses that would deem Kotaro uncuddlable
The subtitles spelling it “kuddler, komfort” etc was an incredible gag, thank you subtitler
Thank you for bringing this to my attention! It was worth the rewatch with subtitles on.
Sadly, they don’t spell it “kutting”
It’s not like NO one asked- I mean, Griffin McElroy asked on an episode of MBMBaM! Episode 357 – “A Wonderful Hug From Goro”
finally somebody aswers that question. ever since i was 5 i wanted scorpion and cass to hug me with their strong arms
(づ｡U‿‿U｡)づ
Oh boi
Oh boi
Oh boi
Oh boi
The Brian David-Gilstache leaves me excited, energetic, and, can I be honest with you for a moment? Distraught.
Oh, and aroused. Forgot the most important one.
“Horses are terrifying”
“Got equinaphobia on a school trip”
I really wonder what happened to make BDG so scared of horses.
Horses are terrifying
Have you ever seen one smile? Wtf those teeth.
Horses killed his family
If I ever will see a horse smile then I’ll be truly terrified
The McElroys
I can respect opinions different from my own…but I feel the moral obligation to point out that Kintaro is not only a huge fluffy tiger man…he’s got two extra arms for bonus cuddling. Seems like prime cuddles to me.
In the library procrastinating and your “Get Over Here!” gag with the perfect delivery made it very difficult to keep quiet
OKAY, BDG!! I’ve done a decent amount of jail time, and if anything, it has IMPROVED my cuddability!! This is slander against criminals!
However, good video!
“Eating in bed is a very bad habit.”
Slowly lowers my sad pizza back onto its plate.
I could listen to Brian talking bout sweet sweet LOVE for hours.
PS: We still want that Argonian Maid audiobook, man!
The erratic dancing at the beginning immediately followed by “There’s Redbull in this mug” is a peak example of BDG energy