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Sad it doesn’t work here in hk for the phone number.Can’t get it
yvonne’s gonna ask who the biggest boss is next
When its OTV going to address that Michael is the literally the Batman Villain in the new move!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These comments are as cringe as when I go reading the comments section sorted by most recent.
No wait, it’s more cringe than that.
Michael’s the best person to play this with, he can list 3 things equally strange and nobody knows what is the lie. Even if all of them are lies
so during puberty the testicles actually descend from what are called the inguinal canals, which are basically these tubes that are lined up from your abdomen down to the pubic area. if i remember correctly, the testicles remain attached, even after descending, by a bundle of nerves. with some experimentation, you can push them back up and usually they’ll come back out with gravity or with a simple press. the nerves they’re attached happen to be related to sexual stimulation, too, so there are people who play around with this area as a form of masturbation (i.e. called ‘muffing’). usually the inguinal canals stretch wider the more this is done, so it becomes a lot easier, but it’s all about self-discovery and play.
@CloudBomb3r OP said “best to play with” not best player, hell that would be someone who majored in psychology not software. You also have to account in the fact that they lived together for a while now, there isn’t much left that they don’t know
@Jono Hartland I don’t think it’s uncommon even… as in I’m pretty sure everone can have it happen, but it doesn’t happen very often. Although I have to admit that it sounds slightly misleading to say that they go up into the abdomen, it’s more like slightly above the base of the shaft… saying it goes into the abdomen makes it sound like your nut’s about to pop out of your belly button…
@Jono Hartland I think it’s like a protective thing that helps it hide to not get damage or worse smashed
Can’t think of anyone more perfect for this game than Michael. Every one of his answers you are just like, ‘WTF?!?!’ 😂
@SinofGreed Dont think its really that hard to do, there are lots of things that can make your heart rate go up.
@MJM No shot you are analysing???
@MJM Yeah the heartbeat thing came in a another video he can only increase the heart rate not decrease it
@MJM I think what he means is “WTF who even thinks of being able to do these things” because them all being physically possible to do doesnt decrease the amount of confusion it brings
Everyone: Obscure facts about themselves and their families
Michael: I am a biological mystery
You can actually put your nuts through the inguinal canal. That’s probably how Michael does it and whoever else has discovered it. I was shocked when I learned it too
@Mike Hawk me to
I thought evryone could do that 🤔
So no one’s going to talk about how scARRA’S GRANDPA TRAINED THE PEOPLE IN THE OPENING CEREMONY AT THE BEIJING OLYMPICS AND HIS AUNT OWNS 4 OF THE BIGGEST FUCKING HOSPITALS IN SHANGHAI
@Will Doran Not an equivalent argument, shitty history and it sucks to be poor, but you literally don’t have the police blocking your doors to keep covid in check.
@Lydia it seems to happen every time on the internet when anything related to china comes up
Wait I didn’t scarra say he was struggling in the past in the double lift podcast
@Lydia just 1 idiot hijacking your thread sadly. Always gonna be that one delusional person on the internet that thinks we all care about his opinion. Its even worse when the said idiot is pretty misinformed and naive.
Hopefully in another 6 hours people will be back to talking about how loaded scara’s family appears to be lol 🙂
@MJM exactly. this stuff still happens now in first world countries not just china. it’s almost guaranteed that any product you buy will involve some form of slave labour
For a wild second, I thought the dog transformed into Scarra. I’m not crazy guys, I swear!
That’s what they all say!
hi OwO how u doin? also nice vids
It nice seeing how much effort Michael puts in these videos. He even brought his own prop.
prop? the straightjacket is his normal attire
Once again just wanna note how stunning and funny Sydney is to have around in the OTV crew. Definitely my favorite part of the crew along with Michael and Toast.
**angry Yvonne noises**
Everyone to Michael and Scarra’s stories: Have they even told us this before?
Michael and Scarra: We’ve told you before!
I love how Michael remembers the little things about the people at OTV. Shows how well he gets along with them.