people who are going to parties right now
oh my god stay inside
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this video is about dumb people who are going out to parties right now
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God’s Country to Imbiamba Jombes to shooting videos with his mom to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don’t know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast, come on.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don’t stab people. I’ll see you later.
stay inside you maniacs
@Just Some Guy without a Mustache bold of him to assume I could even walk
Stop over hyping it, maniac.
@Scott M how did he over hype it?
But *coughs* my jooooob!! *wheezes* I need to support my family *sneezes*
Make me 🏃♂️🏣
Just got home from a huge party after licking the emergency room floor.
@mr. crane what about all the Unicode symbols
@MrManiac3 what about ä ö ü and ß?
@MrManiac3 hepatitis umlot
I’ve always wondered what the floor tastes like?
@Dan Morrison Lick some floor tiles that are freshly factory made, and then lick a bunch of boot soles that have been in various places and also make sure to lick a fairly used mop. Then sorta combine the flavours and you’ll be able to taste any floor ever depending on how you vary the components.
Someone just used the “I’m young and healthy” line on me word for word. You are a genius.
@The Greek Hijacker yikes
@rugg1999 They’re dying at rates sooooo incredibly low.
Like, <.2%. That's fewer than 1 out of 500. And that includes immunocompromised people.
@Mean Bean Productions But it still can happen especially in places with terrible health infrastructure (United States). I’ll say it again: if you’re going around saying “it doesn’t kill young otherwise healthy people”, you’re wrong and you’re spreading misinformation. And even if it doesn’t kill you, it can cause permanent damage to your lungs, which is still a bad enough consequence to warrant shutting the fuck up and staying home.
Well I wasn’t expecting you here 😅
@rugg1999 Does the life of a goldfish have the same value as the life of an intelligent human? No. If these kids were raised properly, they would know better than to put the lives of their loved ones in danger. If they haven’t developed common sense by the age of 15-25, we might as well just get rid of them. Unfortunately though the virus doesn’t like that plan.
this should be one of those educational “dont do this stupid thing” psa videos they show in schools
This has better acting too
As in don’t enjoy your life?
@Stix N’ Stones As in quarantine for a while and get to enjoy life with many others, who otherwise wouldn’t survive the virus.
People would actually watch, enjoy the video, and listen.
schools closed though
Unfortunately, the people going outside most likely aren’t going to see this video
@Brian Joslen I prefer it in public. With grandmas.
I was going to catch 4 seperate bus trips across the country to an opera then cough all over the old people and take two trains an a flight back home making sure to touch my face and as many surfaces as possible and I don’t like to shake hands I just hug people and kiss them on the cheek when I meet someone new. But don’t worry I saw this video and decided it would be a bad idea because barstool sports said I could get sick.
@T Wilson no
@Hank Hankenhunter hank you absolute legend
@Colin Faughnan I work in the tourism industry. Do you know how many fucking goddamn old people are coming out and doing shit? The only people who SHOULD stay inside are the elderly. Yet I still see them in droves, more than any other age group, even right now.
🤏”hey looka me i’m from italy im FOOKIN sick” 🤏
I lost it when he broke character here
That line killed more people then corona
I spoke to every doctor in the world and we said this is a good video like really good
SmarterEveryDay and Medlife Crisis both commenting on a Gus Johnson video, what a world we are living in.
user.equalto.Null I guess he keeps an eye to Coronavirus videos. (Or maybe he genuinely enjoy Gus’s videos)
Liar. How did you spoke to every doctor in the world?
@ALI 69 I was elected Lord Of All Doctors in 1943 and I refuse to relinquish my command
@Medlife Crisis did you spoke to every doctor in Iran? For example Dr. Samiei. He is the biggest brain surgeon.
“Coroni coroni have some macaroni” some sick Italian dude
The guy man thing actually sounds more like filthy frank
I’m Italian and this is true
Confermo vecchio
Coroni? What’s coroni?
You want some?
Eddy’s hairstyle looks slick holy shit
I live on the beach. When the local government canceled schools, everyone decided to go to the beach and take a vacation. WTF!
Might as fucking well.
Well heat does kill the virus
@hel en omstreken my wife gets mad if the patio furniture is sticky
At least there aren’t a lot of hard surfaces at the beach….
That’s why Finland canceled everything at once, it seems people honestly can’t think at all
My grandparents went overseas to Melbourne, Australia’s covid19 hotspot. They just came home to a small country town in New Zealand with a very high elderly population. They’re very social so they hung out with all their elderly friends. They even visited a fundraising event for cancer… an event which many cancer patients participate in. They don’t show any symptoms of the virus and they haven’t been tested but I’m just kinda shocked at how the blasé the elderly are about all of this
@Jay Kay you know, I stand, WILDLY corrected
Well big chance they did not experience the last pandemic during the first world war.
@Davis Po that’s really cool!
@KrossoverGod and what a word it is
@Weebs bruh underrated comment right here, it’s so true.
Edit: it’s because they could also get sick so now the threat isnt removed from them, so now they care
Can’t wait until something mentioning corona is a sign that is outdated
Shamic Entertainment That’s the idea. At least we already passed the point of no return a while ago.
@Stix N’ Stones yeah… if everyone simultaneously catches it.
Which isn’t the case
@Meridia’s Bacon, corrupt corporate criminals and politicians rape us and the world when we are awake. Image what they could do if we all slept for 2 months…… no thanks
Mate, me too
@The Savior wait, when did I get raped? I didnt know about this! Shit! Prince Charming’s got some splaining to do
I live with people like this. This lady and her daughter are literally traveling everywhere. AND they’re going to see her grandma half a country away! LIKE WHY???
They’re literally gonna kill their grandma
@Lydia, sorry but this is a perfect example of natural selection. The smart people who avoid infectious situations will survive whilst the stupid people who don’t will get sick and die. Don’t associate with stupid people.
@drivethrupoet, wrong. Everyone didn’t get Ebola, swine flu, SARS or bird flu etc. You identify it, then you isolate it and as long as it doesn’t mutate, you control it then eradicate it. We have no idea how it may affect our genetic code yet so you are much safer making sure you don’t get it.
I feel so bad for that grandma…
I have some family like this, they just asked me if they could come over and “hang out” from the other side of the country. I told them “Are you out of your mind?!” this of course is immediately after they find out their Florida trip was cancelled, lol they can’t take a hint.
“Gatherings of large people”
well good thing i’m small
Yeah same here bro and all my friends and family are under 6 foot so I’m in the cleeeeear
@Lifted oh I thought he meant it the other way
@tusieklkenny ’91
@Peter Lindsay pp
“They cancelled gatherings of large people”
Me: frowns in giant
Nice catch
Big boys rise up
😆
Hagrid can’t hang with the gang.
“ah man, Disneyland is closed, but I’m sure the virus won’t harm us. pack up kids, we’re gonna sneak through the security!”
Wally World.
Griswold, is that you?
“Gatherings of large people”
*sadly cancels my plans to attend Sumo Con 2020*
I think they were saying LARGE GROUPS OF PEOPLE.
@Gary Stinten YEAH I THINK SO TOO.
@Gary Stinten HMM…WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT
Did not expect that, nice one lol
@Gary Stinten WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
The message behind this video is absolutely right: flight tickets have never been cheaper
was worried that i shouldn’t leave my house until the end there
Cyranek
You should, drinking corona beer in a party is the vaccine to the Coronavirus
@Just Some Guy without a Mustache OMG dude now I start seeing you in comments reply comment too …..
The virus can also cause reduced lung capacity and the long term effect of that is relatively unknown so it’s like.
Do you want to have trouble breathing for the rest of your life? The thing you do every second?
And young people with no previous condition can get very ill, this whole young people doesbt get hit its plain misinformation.