Pumpkin Pie – You Suck at Cooking (episode 68)

Pumpkin Pie – You Suck at Cooking (episode 68)

Pumpkins are good for literally 2 things; making pumpkin pies, and throwing them off bridges.
Well I’m all all out of bridges.

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To make the pie:
Buy a pie crust. Nobody has time for that and they’re like a buck or two
Take a 13.5oz/398ml can of pure pumpkin. Not “pumpkin pie filling.” Don’t be an animal
But that in a bowl. It’s gonna be thick. Be prepared for that
Add two eggs
Add 3/4 cup of sugar
Add 1/2 teaspoon of salt
2 1/4 teaspoons of pumpkin pie spice
(or if you’re a real hot shot, use 1 tsp cinnamon, 1 tsp ground ginger, 1/4 tsp cloves)
Wangjangle that together until it’s smooth.
Slowly add in 1 1/2 cups of 10% cream
Doubt yourself because something this liquidy could never be a pie.
Put it the undo on 425undo for 15 minutes.
Reduce it to 350.
Now here’s where you’re gonna have to make a judgment call. Bake for 30 minutes but test the wobble. The wobble tells you everything. When the wobble is gone, the pie is ready. A deep dish crust could take an hour. There’s quite a range you can cook it in where it will still turn out great.
Take it out and leave it for at least an hour, and admire the process of turning a liquid into a solid.
Whip cream that son of a bitch into tomorrow.

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80 Responses

  1. The Vulgar Chef says:

    Love working with while pumpkins

  2. You Suck At Cooking says:

    Pumpkin PIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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  3. Nawnii says:

    i dont like pumpkin pie, but i will still watch the fricc out of it

  4. Edge Lord 9000 says:

    First, I like pie too, but aren’t the species on the endangered animals list?

  5. Beef Stew says:

    Hi its your favorite youtuber, beef stew.

  6. Theo1000ner says:

    I tried to get some pumpkins in the woods but ended up getting attacked by bears.. is that normal?

  7. Thot Destroyer says:

    Pumpkin pie or pumpkin lie?

  8. ticfortea says:

    I always decorate my pumpkin pies with cream according to the precepts of Absurdism: cover the slice in cream, eat the slice, realize that nothing has been achieved as I cover the next one in the exact same fashion, all until it’s all over and there is no more pie. I then make an existentially heroic decision to not kill myself.

  9. Sauce Stache says:

    That whole grain crust though!! looks legit! I think next pie will be made that way! thanks for all of your culinary knowledge!

  10. ZacharyJTA says:

    I can’t wait for you to do a drug parody one day

  11. Kristín Lilja says:

    I don’t know what happened but there was a stampede of wild pumpkins. They are outside my house right now.
    I hope it didn’t matter that I used a long cardboard tube?

    • Nanimator says:

      If you tried to catch it but it ran away, that might be the reason, the chances of herds coming because of something else aren’t too high.

    • Kristín Lilja says:

      Nanimator thank you! It did manage to get away so now I know the reason.

      P.s. I fought off the pumpkin king with a lemon stick (a stick with an apple on the end) and succeeded. Now I am the queen and I have GREAT plans to better their nation.

    • Nanimator says:

      Kristín Lilja No problem. I request to invest in your studies to improve the knowledge about Pumpkings, will you allow it?

    • Seoul Peterson says:

      As your first decree, I suggest you outlaw all forms of pumpkin murder. Pumpkin pie, Jack’O’Lanterns, the whole 9 yards.

    • Kristín Lilja says:

      Nanimator why ofcourse. I am fighting for pumpkin equality in the human community. You also have to help me fight against the pumpkins who think that gourds aren’t allowed in our peaceful nation.

  12. Continual Improvement says:

    My wife turned me into a pumpkin pie.

  13. WallFlee says:

    oh my god, don’t you just hate when you drop your pumpkin and it transforms into 3 pounds of oranges?… so annoying…

  14. WallFlee says:

    2:45 could you recommend us the cleaner that you use for your oven glass, it’s magnificent!

  15. Micah A. says:

    What does pumpkin pie even taste like…

  16. John Green says:

    So no one is gonna mention he said “feel free to give a rimjob”?

  17. Uriah Siner says:

    Clean your damn onion…

  18. cassie middles says:

    I will now go volcano every food I eat with whipped cream, thank you.

  19. smøl acc says:

    check for the *_w o b v l e_*

  20. Justin Young says:

    *My ancestors have cultivated wild pumpkins for generations. We used them to make pumpkin pie. Every day we went out and sacrificed a bowl of rice to appease their voracious appetite. One day, however, we forgot to feed them, and they attacked our rice storages. I’ll never forget the sound of our rice being eaten away by those pumpkins. That is why, every Thanksgiving, we go out to hunt pumpkins to make up for their crime.*

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