Skipping in High School
Story of how I skipped class to avoid taking a test and well… yeah. Things didn’t go as planned.
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*Is anyone else a good kid and doesn’t skip?* 😂
Not today motherfucker
Rayhart Twins me A+ on all papers and testes
I’ve only skipped 2 times in mylife lmao
Yep.
Rayhart Twins me
Dude that ending looking like a scene from brazzers with all those white chicks with the only black guy in there lol.
Tyrell Lopez Oh worm.
That’s a dream come true
Darren Tinsley how?
seriously tho how many female neighbors he got?
Cuz I saw your mom in on of those
There are like 10 other dudes in here- LOOKJNG like refugees.
DEAD 😂😂
THAT WAS SO FUNNY ;33
You got to help a bother out
dont even bother
i dont skip…. i ask my mom if i can stay home and shes cool with it
Joie Cao well you see we’re not all as fortunate as you to have a chill mom😭
lucky
Joie Cao wow
when i used to live in canada, they can give less shit about me skipping class cause im smart
and cause i did it cause my homies were skipping class to share test answer with me so benfits
Why are American students treated like prisoners? In Canada, if I want to skip school I can walk past five teachers, go out the front door and nobody would care.
+slap my hand
“My High School ‘could’ give less shits about me skipping class.”
Did you know they care if they could give less shits? Which is contradictory to your agreement with OP.
“I’m already smart.”
Your intellect sure isn’t rooted in your writing.
Wow when you put it like that…dang we are
Chris Beaudoin yeah bc the gov will assume less students attend so therefore they need less money. We even had “count day” where they encouraged everybody to come to school because the officials would be coming to count students. They’d throw us a pizza party and give us t shirts. But our class would deliberately skip that day smh
D B how do you skip class that much without failing? I’m pretty sure if you miss 3 classes you fail….
School is bullshit and that’s why people don’t like it here in the U.S
high key flexing the harem at the end LOL
fr lmao
I skipped class to go beach 😂👌🏽🌊
Kamalei T same
You must live near a beach
*Beat me with a fridge*
The real OG look I am from Barbados you get beat with anything that I next to your parents
ALL WE CARIBBEAN KIDS KNOW I’M FROM JAMAICA. AND IF WE SKIP CLASS WE GETS OUR ASSES HANDED TO US.. “HELL BRUCK LOOSE N WI SKIN KETCH A FYAH”
The real OG somebody draw this
ok roblox daddy
You’re an amazing storyteller Swoozie!
Carolyn Grace Marie as always!
I’m literally obsessed with sWooZie right now
LIKE I DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND
I see Swoozie having girls on his snaps, his insta stories and on his youtube channel. And claims he can’t get a girl. Bruh look at u with all the lady friends. One of them has to have a crush on you some how lol
He knows de whey.
Sweet Flower totally understand that. I just find it funny that’s all. I’m just happy he’s not a player
Sendy S They’re quoting Pewdiepie memes.
Aleksandra Dicheva well I didn’t know cuz I don’t watch pewdiepie lol
Sweet Flower no. Most men want validation. Not respect. I’ll know when a woman loves me based on how she respects me as her man. Loves brings trust and trust brings respect. And there is a difference between respect and fear as well. Sadly we live on a society that praises men who bangs many chicks and men who do watever it takes to have money. On the contrary men are also degraded for those reasons. So when a real man steps up, due to a nasty track record, they are deemed as an outcast. Or often shamed by other men who’s values are based on materialistic gain.
got alot of chicks on your bed swoozie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“Neighbors.”
HE FUCKED EM ALL BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
he’s all about the “no sex till mirage” thing so i guess not
So he goes to his neoghbours and ask If they could only be on a video nothing mor… I don’t believe that
Noel Engström then don’t
Yooo how you get beat with a fridge ??? 😂
Oscar Flores Caribbean parents make it work somehow
Don’t question Caribbean parents
u would never understand how any non-white-mom can turn anything into a death machine
Caribbean parents hit u with a fridge
brown parents whip u with a belt
and asian parents give u ass whipping combos
You just do…. don’t question
lol, in the subtitiles is says “Beat me with a fridge *why you sugarcoating she would get a truck and beat you with that*”
I am a subscriber from Japan!
ようこそ、英語のユーチューブへ
I’m an Indonesian
Juno Okubo I’m American what’s the big idea?
Juno Okubo thats means that people from Japan stupid too
That’s not a secret information
Norb4152, he said he’s from Japan, and you conclude he speaks Japanese, genius.
Subscriber from Botswana 🇧🇼 Yes, we have internet in Africa 😂
BK-201 ikr aha the nbn is shit
PULA
I’m from South Africa
trump would’ve never guessed
It’s BeeRay I think we knew that 😉
How do you skip school? Like how do you just walk out into the school yard and walk away? Like how?
Back in highschool, I remember skipping gym swim class for a whole semester, because i didn’t like swimming at school 😀 When i came back next semester, my gym teacher thought i had changed schools 😲 I told him, nope i had a doctors note to skip swimming. Which was a complete lie! 😏
Surprisingly, the teacher kinda went with it and nothing ever happened to me after that. For the missed semester, i got a n/a grade for gym class, so it didn’t affect my average! 😂
HENRY THE RC CAR do you need that class to graduate?
I’m ditching in the bathroom rn
Sticks and stones may break my bones but *fridges will destroy me*