SOME NEWS SPECIAL REPORT: This Boar Is A Weapon of Mass Destruction

SOME NEWS SPECIAL REPORT: This Boar Is A Weapon of Mass Destruction

This is a Some News Special Report: A teleporting boar is terrorizing people all over the globe and is now considered a weapon of mass destruction.. People like to imagine that our eventual apocalypse will be brought on by sentient robots or flesh-hungry zombies or aliens that hate our treasured monuments. And those people are going to be the first to fall to our new swine overlords.

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20 Responses

  1. Ian Jacobson says:

    We can make a religion out of this.

  2. Brandon Hayward says:

    It’s true, I was there, I’m the boar.

  3. The not so Smooth criminal says:

    “Teleporting boars”
    Makes as much sense as trump winning the election- oh wait…

  4. mercury black says:

    this is the biggest threat to humanity

  5. Frydon97 says:

    Where did it come from, where did it go? Where did it come from teleporting Boar

  6. Vlad Munteanu says:

    4 miles of the coast of Italy is not in the middle of the Ocean, but the Mediterran sea

  7. The Witness says:

    I have nothing against Boars but I believe they shouldnt be allowed to vote.

  8. Aaron Woloshin says:

    I guess this show is not gonna do real news anymore

  9. PhantomL 007 says:

    First Hyrule, now Ganon is attacking Earth…

  10. gingergamergirl98 says:

    But seriously, what’s with boars being miles away from the coast? That’s fucking weird.

  11. Katherine Thorne says:

    I love that someone worked hard on a graphic for ‘teleporting boars’. This is why you’re my favourite series

  12. NoJusticeNoPeace says:

    Jet fuel can’t melt steel boars.

  13. William Andrews says:

    Chernobyl is in Ukrainian, not Russia.

  14. darwin roessler says:

    This guy is definitely going crazy. I can´t blame him. Thanks to Trump every journalist in the states is probably going trough the same thing

  15. myky992 says:

    This episode was emBOARassing, cracked. You should be asHAMed.

  16. Vsauce2000 says:

    Hey Vsauce, Michael here.
    I can confirm that I created those boars.

  17. Brittany Dekorte says:

    Damn, I was really hoping this would take an intellectual turn and you’d discuss insane conspiracy theories spouted by the likes of Alex Jones (as he recently spouted some stuff that made NASA have to say “No, we are not running a child sex ring on mars”), and talk about how isolated incidents can be conflated and hour human brains are almost too good at pattern recognition… But nope. Just… boars… I guess…

  18. Cayle McLaughln says:

    This is how you win that Pulitzer you’ve been after, Mr. Johnston. Incredible investigative effort into a story that is both terrifying and touching, and could potentially affect the lives of millions across the globe. It also helps that no other (legitimate) news organizations seem to even have this story on their radar. Congratulations, sir- that trophy, or whatever the fuck a Pulitzer is, is yours for the taking. Enjoy ruling the world, you magnificent son of a bitch.

  19. Ben Doige says:

    i am two minutes in, and it’s dawning on me that this entire video is about boars.

    Never change, Cracked.

  20. themightysven says:

    The radiation in Black holes actually comes from boars, who formed the black holes through their infinitely dense rage. Chernobyl was the seed that allowed the boars to break through into our reality, but all of the listed boar attacks occur after the Large Hadron Collider was activated, Its activation was a signal to the boars that we were ready for an entirely new type of interdimensional combat. Also see that the Mandela effect has grown in prominence since the Boarmageddon began.

    We’re losing a war we don’t even realize we’re fighting….

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