Star Wars: Episode IX – Teaser
Star Wars: Episode IX – Teaser
Every generation has a legend. Watch the brand-new teaser for Star Wars: Episode IX.
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Darth Maul: „I‘m the strongest Sith cuz I survived getting cut in 2 pieces and falling down a rubbish chute!“
Darth Sidious: „Hold my Beer“
best comment!
Literally nobody at all:
Palpatine: “MUUWAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAA!!”
😱😱😱
Nobody expected the Senate inquisition.
What do you mean? Bringing back Palpatine because they are THAT desperate for older fans is just like their creatively bankrupt style.
Palp: write me back in
Lucasfilm: no
Palp: *Do it*
Lucasfilm: ok
DO IT
If you when you read this comment you didn’t say “do it” in Palpatines voice you aren’t a real fan
No no no you will die
Dew it
Come on man we were on the verge of greatness
True fans shouldn’t need me to spell it out for them.
Imagine this
Rei: You destroyed The Senate
Palps: I didn’t… Because….
I AM THE SENATE!
Not yet.
*Rey
Do you mean rey?
1% comments:
*Wow i am so hyped!*
99% comments:
*Palpatine jokes*
That’s because the hype IS for memes. Star Wars has been the McDonald’s burger of cinema lately.
99.99999999999999999999%
I can do both … I’m so hyped for more Palpatine jokes
99% Of comments: Palpatine Jokes
1% Of comments: How old is this mf?
Wow I’m so hyped. Lol 98%
Luke: “No one’s every really gone.”
*Admiral Ackbar crawls out of grave*
dude… this is the best comment i saw today!!!!!!! xD
Joe Alvarez, Jr. and warns fans “ITS A TRAP!!”
Star Wars:Episode IX: The Internet Strikes Back
Why
XD
*Palpatine Laughs*
Thanos: “Should have gone for the head.”
+ASIM Meto space station, it was a space station
+Funtime Lolbit well, it was no moon
+Funtime Lolbit yes, it was. Sorry ’bout that
*sees Leia*
“No one’s really gone.”
Me: 😢😢😢
This film will truly be the end of era -not least because it’ll be the last Star Wars to be scored by the great John Williams.
I’m so sad 😭😭😭😭
Sad to see one of the greatest musicians to ever live step away from his most famous creation on such a down note.
Tom Spiegel Not a down note. Stop crying about the last jedi and grow up.
thats so sad 🙁
“No one’s ever really gone…”
Star Wars: Episode IX: Return of Jar Jar Binks
Jar Jar>Episode VIII
Oh no! It’s not Return od Jar Jar Binks. It’s Revange of the Jar Jar Binks
Movie would be a solid 10 for me if that happened
Star wars is gone. This is trash.
“Meesta says to complete trilogy I must make appearance!”
I’m so happy to see Billy Dee Williams return as Lando Calrissian!!
Sevda B. I know I cried of joy!!!!
Me too….and back to the falcon
I bet he is going to die…
+Olli GER I hope not 🙁
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
The Emperor is bacc
So if Palpatine is still alive…does that mean the hole he was thrown down was the garbage chute and he pulled a Leia in space all the way to planet DontBugMeFor2Movies?
Still feel meh, but not as meh as I was toward VIII
Writers: “We can’t bring back Palpatine. People expect something new from us.”
Disney: *dew it*
“No one’s ever really gone”
*Jar Jar pulls down hood*
“Meesah back”
Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Binks the wise?
Lucasfilm: Should we bring back Palpatine?
Palpatine: *Dew it*
Episode 9 trailer is released and everybody only cares about Palpatine
*I love democracy*
Palpatine laughs: “Wahahahahah”
Return of the Jedi: Am I a joke to you?