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How Millennials Are Killing the Diamond Industry

How Millennials Are Killing the Diamond Industry You can’t click a headline this day without hearing what industry Millennials are killing. But now, the notorious Killer Millennial is confessing: that’s right. She killed diamonds. And she’s not sorry. CHECK US OUT on AMAZON: https://www.amazon.com/v/cracked Want some more SOME NEWS, starring Cody Johnston? Then CLICK HERE: https://goo.gl/RCEuwa…

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One Change That Would Make Pacific Rim a Classic

One Change That Would Make Pacific Rim a Classic Pacific Rim was so good, we can’t believe they didn’t do this one thing to make it freaking perfect. And no. That one thing isn’t “Add more swords.” CHECK US OUT on AMAZON: https://www.amazon.com/v/cracked Want some more SOME NEWS, starring Cody Johnston? Then CLICK HERE: https://goo.gl/RCEuwa SUBSCRIBE…

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If Juice Cleanse Ads Were Honest (Detox, Master Cleanse)

If Juice Cleanse Ads Were Honest (Detox, Master Cleanse) Feeling bloated and need to detox? Well, drinking salad in liquid form will absolutely not help you at all, but boy will you feel Hashtag-virtuous when you share pictures of yourself with our beautiful juice cleanse bottles all across social media. Enjoy the rejuvenating experience of…

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Why The Cops Won’t Help You When You’re Getting Stabbed

Why The Cops Won’t Help You When You’re Getting Stabbed Ever wondered what it’s like to stop a psycho on a killing spree? It isn’t as awesome as you’d think. CHECK US OUT on AMAZON: https://www.amazon.com/v/cracked Want some more SOME NEWS, starring Cody Johnston? Then CLICK HERE: https://goo.gl/RCEuwa SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://goo.gl/ITTCPW For additional perks, subscribe at:…