TECHNO MERCH DROPS TODAY by john · November 12, 2021 TECHNO MERCH DROPS TODAY MERCH: https://technoblade.com BUY SOME FOR YOUR GRANDMA
Techno dying after saying “It’s this pink, right?” gotta be some of the funniest shit I’ve seen in my life
no swear words
@Space Squid go do your homewrk
It was great! 😂
@Space Squid you cannot choose what other people do karen
Love the fact that Techno got ‘Potato Chips’ as a theme, like the game knew Techno was playing the guessing game.
@Obed Glanson why do you care
You are the most popular unpopular person
Crazy how the words “starting the stream” bring my life it’s only joy
Ngl, that’s kinda a sad life
Bois, once techno reaches 10 mil we need techno’s other elbow reveal
I just realized his remaining mystery elbow is on his right arm where the cancer appeared. On the one hand, we as a community shouldn’t pressure him to reveal his arm, which was just operated on. On the other hand, it’s all so obvious in retrospect now that the immense power radiating from his elbow couldn’t be tolerated by his adjacent tissue.
Nah we need a knee reveal
no we need a webcam and video combined
“If you know your enemy, and you know yourself, that doesn’t matter. Because it’s a 1 v 80k.” -Me, The Art Of Slowly Increasing Fear
Sun Tzu himself watches Technoblade. What a legend 😂
Actually the orginal line is 知己知彼，百戰百勝。 Also Sun Tzu never actually fought in a war… It’s just his books are always used by other generals in anicent China.
@Cool Super shhhh none must know
Hello tun tzu
The power of friendship: let me introduce my self
When the world needed him the most, he returned!
“its because I’m a man, okay. this game is sexist.” -Sun Tzu, the art of Minecraft
26:40 Technoblade saying it’s been 50 years implies he’s been playing for over 50, meaning it’s possible some might’ve trained 100 years to kill him by now.
Too bad they still have to train 999900 more years
TheAdvertisement, very clever comment.
Only Vilmos18 has absorbed that much power
The first person in the live chat, and all they can say is “E A SPORTS TO THE GAME” lmao
It’s always good to make sure that your waffles have sand. After all, society betrayed the sandwhich
Wonder if wilbur eays waffles with sand
Reading this with no context is the most confusing thing
Sand waffle must be wilbur’s favourite waffle