I love how there’s lots of big companies who tried to get some good press (virgin) by making ventilator designs but they actually had no idea how to do it, and just made a bag with a timed motor squeezing air. It seems the TESLA guys actually know what they are doing, they have a humidifier, and proper detection of airway pressure.
*QUICK QUESTION ON OBSCELESENCE DEAR GREGARIOUS GENITORS & GENIUSES: HOW MANY TESLA AUTOELECTRIC DIAGNOSTICIANS AND MECHANICS ARE ON STANDBY IN ICU/ITU WARDS ACROSS THE EARTH-FOR WHEN YOUR LOW LIFE PARTS FAIL-AS THEY ARE DESIGNED TO?* You are endangering life by distracting real engineers with this clickbait life hack BS!!
aljanat5 even if the parts are designed to fail, they are designed to fail when the warranty is out. Which is at least 3-4 years. The peak of the virus is going to be over in a couple of months. Even if car companies do that, your theory is bullshit.
Phenomenal 👏👏, love how these boffins are adapting their own technologies to help out another industry. This should continue going forward, the world feels such a better place for it 😁
You have the power of the internet and youtube videos to break down information and your telling me as a human you would rather complain you don’t know and sheep yes to anything then ask questions and learn new shit. Sorry just beside myself on your pointless comment. Good day
Nothing like a deadline and some very real constraints that brings the best out of engineers. Great work. Hopefully these can be shipped soon and start saving lives.
In Czech Republic a top down initiative with he Czech Technical University and other tech and manufacturing companies rapidly designed and got approved a ventilator design that would cost ~4k and I believe they may already be in production. The initiative claimed to be able to provide 500 new ventilators in two weeks, I think. If the US had federally created this kind of Manhattan project who knows where they could have already gotten. This is still in the prototyping stage because Tesla is bootstrapping the whole thing on their own and they are an example of someone doing well. All others I’ve seen are just scrambling around aimlessly, bumping into walls, ventilator bags and arduinos. Pretty fucking surreal.
Everyone: builds ventilator
Tesla: Builds V8 lungs with headlight eyes included
Unknow 123
Something might be off if Tesla makes v8 engines
@josh brown I know 😉
Should’ve said Tesla electric builds ventilator
Dodge builds supercharged v8 ventilator
Hospital: “we need ventilators”. Elon: “hold my beer, I know ppl that can do this”.
Yeah, Elon. Shine on you CRAZY GENIUS!
I love how there’s lots of big companies who tried to get some good press (virgin) by making ventilator designs but they actually had no idea how to do it, and just made a bag with a timed motor squeezing air. It seems the TESLA guys actually know what they are doing, they have a humidifier, and proper detection of airway pressure.
God bless all Ju bekoft zoti…
Tik tok ne karantine ,,,, SHQIP …https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StrEtIwhJec&t=241s
@Dominik Boruta context is everything, thats how lol
Summed it up in my post.
pff Mercedes F1 built a breathing aid that doesn’t even require a ventilator
@Nikko Gajowniczek Hospitals aren’t paying for these, the Government is. And for marketing, Elon will most likely donate the first batch.
Doctor: how’s the patient?
Nurse: we don’t know. He’s gone. Last night the new ventilator transformed into a car and drove out of here.
Haha
😂😂😂
*QUICK QUESTION ON OBSCELESENCE DEAR GREGARIOUS GENITORS & GENIUSES: HOW MANY TESLA AUTOELECTRIC DIAGNOSTICIANS AND MECHANICS ARE ON STANDBY IN ICU/ITU WARDS ACROSS THE EARTH-FOR WHEN YOUR LOW LIFE PARTS FAIL-AS THEY ARE DESIGNED TO?* You are endangering life by distracting real engineers with this clickbait life hack BS!!
aljanat5 even if the parts are designed to fail, they are designed to fail when the warranty is out. Which is at least 3-4 years. The peak of the virus is going to be over in a couple of months. Even if car companies do that, your theory is bullshit.
Ahahahaah nice one!!:)
3:50 *”phew, now we can take these masks off…”
Phenomenal 👏👏, love how these boffins are adapting their own technologies to help out another industry. This should continue going forward, the world feels such a better place for it 😁
They’re gonna push an OTA update that makes the patient breath 60 times in 1.9 secondes
I love this😂😂😂
I know this was a joke, but they could do over the air updates as they make improvements.
I didn’t understand a single thing they said so I’m just gonna say: yes.
Same here,pipes,sensors..
@WatchFix @Tony Valdez
Real engineering did a good video on it. Should help you understand what they are trying to accomplish.
https://youtu.be/7vLPefHYWpY
You have the power of the internet and youtube videos to break down information and your telling me as a human you would rather complain you don’t know and sheep yes to anything then ask questions and learn new shit. Sorry just beside myself on your pointless comment. Good day
Nothing like a deadline and some very real constraints that brings the best out of engineers. Great work. Hopefully these can be shipped soon and start saving lives.
Appreciate teams’ caring and ability to work out a solution in such a short timeframe. Also a culture makes it happen. Amazing staff!
Capable people hire capable people. Incapable people work on capitol hill in the house and senate.
Wow, that looks like a really well thought design, Tesla engineers are not messing around…
In Czech Republic a top down initiative with he Czech Technical University and other tech and manufacturing companies rapidly designed and got approved a ventilator design that would cost ~4k and I believe they may already be in production. The initiative claimed to be able to provide 500 new ventilators in two weeks, I think. If the US had federally created this kind of Manhattan project who knows where they could have already gotten. This is still in the prototyping stage because Tesla is bootstrapping the whole thing on their own and they are an example of someone doing well. All others I’ve seen are just scrambling around aimlessly, bumping into walls, ventilator bags and arduinos. Pretty fucking surreal.
Teslas greatest strength, is that they hire well.
Ľuboš Rybanský comparing Czech engineering to American engineering lmao just stop clown.
Looks far too expensive to be used..
Seymour Kuntz yeah American engineering sucks, German is the way to go
Nurse: Patient is getting bored
Docter: Put Tesla Ventilator on Insane Mode
Plaid respiration engaged
@aljanat5 okay. Calm down. I think I have to report you for strong language and/or hate speech
@Abdul Waris I really loled hard at this :’D
@ProAdi96 “LUDA!!! SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY”
Ludicrous mode
Next up: SpaceX with a Full-Flow Staged Combustion Ventilator
powered by cryo methane of couse
just have them suck on a cold gas thruster
Its used centrally to create pressure for millions of ventilators (or just a few “difficult cases”)
@into the now Trump too dumb to feel any pressure.
@into the now Using the power of an alternating AI powerered a Dynamic Cough Quantum Computer.
Tesla ☣️ “Our business is life itself.”
Bro, how are you?
Cov Patient: I’m good. Been riding a Tesla Model “V” in the ICU for the past few days.
Awesome!
Porsche.. bmw.. ford.. all gonna start making ventilators now #LMFAO
So their product line is now V. S3XY?
V(ery) S3XY
Other Covid19 Patient: Oh really?! A TESLA model “V” ventilator , you say, hu?! Not bad. Mine is a Bulgatti XRX… I am of course extremely rich though!
In any other year, this would have been a brilliant April fool’s joke…but this is 2020.
Well down Tesla tho, super proud of what you are doing to help save lives!
Ngoni Mujuru what have they don’t to help save lives?
@j p Working on making ventilators. The world is experiencing a shortage of them due to Covid-19.
It’s also not April 1st.
This is why I love Tesla so much, they are all about solving problems and making awesome products. Keep up the good work.
Exactly…a bunch of genii ‘mongst those ranks and files!
SpaceV ventilator: just a raptor engine and a tube.
That is true engineering ingenuity, God bless Tesla, Elon and everyone involved in this.
Take It off something
Imagine being a patient and a doctor tells your that your life was saved by a car