The Failing Couples Of Facebook

The Failing Couples Of Facebook

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65 Responses

  1. Mr. Spagoot says:

    L I L G U S O N T H A B E A T

  2. The Inconcievable Glueman says:

    *Life is pain*

  3. Gus Johnson says:

    is your relationship falling apart? don’t post about it on facebook – go to twitter. also follow me there. check that young description, playa.

  4. crob battchit says:

    i don’t think she’s into you anymore buddy.

  5. Savage Parkourer says:

    Gus more of Mitchell please

  6. Justin Sankar says:

    I think gus has *depression*

  7. Coco Puff says:

    My relationship will never fall apart, my right hand loves me very much 😉

  8. Guess who I really am lmao says:

    *Couple numba one*

  9. Megan Stark says:

    I think they nailed it.

  10. Nadia Nieves says:

    Who is this woman?

  11. CyberMatryoshka says:

    Couple Goals

  12. Joe On a Boat says:

    Gus for a good and trusting relationship with females yes of course simply let them know often and with love that you DO NOT intend on murdering their body OR using their hair. You can trust me.

  13. mmarlaire says:

    This is very unrelatable to me because I’m very happy with my relationship and I don’t want to strangle my girlfriend every time I see her wich I hope is a lot because I definitley love her.

  14. Butter says:

    your girlfriend is hot is she single?

  15. Horizontal Tendencies says:

    You knowing a female made me fall of my chair.

  16. NobodyEpic says:

    God I love you

  17. DammitSinged says:

    _A C C U R A T E_

  18. Devon Palmer says:

    I can’t believe you’re cheating on Eddie

  19. goo6 says:

    gus, you’re gonna make it in showbiz if you keep turning out these masterpieces

  20. I'm an idiot says:

    This was smooth as butter, wtf. Gus you can’t just post something like this and expect me to just go on with my day, now I have to watch it a dozen more times before I’m satisfied

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