The Insane “Full House” Theory That Might Be True

The Insane “Full House” Theory That Might Be True

Uncle Joey was the funniest person television when we were growing up. Now it turns out he’s probably the slimiest, and we understand why Alanis Morrisette was pissed with him.

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20 Responses

  1. Top10Archive says:

    I think the most surprising fact is Fuller House is lon season 3..

  2. Manny Owlstein says:

    I am very disappointed that no mention was made of the final scene of the last episode of Full House.

  3. Jaki Fett says:

    this isn’t complex. this isn’t convoluted. you have one thing: he’s blonde. that’s it. that’s the whole video. it could be five seconds long.

  4. Kay Kay Awesome says:

    The evidence: they are a blonde that’s it

  5. Rachel Lynch says:

    My mom is brunette with brown eyes. My dad has dark blonde hair and green eyes. All three of my siblings and I have blue eyes and blonde hair. Theories about fictional shows are already stupid, but this one is the stupidest I’ve ever heard. I probably wouldn’t have even finished the video if I wasn’t writing this comment.

  6. Nick Fisherman says:

    Your beard is getting a little long. Here, you can borrow a razor from my friend, Ockham. He says that the casting department for that show didn’t give a fuh.

  7. DJJoeyCanodezo says:

    Dj’s kid has blonde hair but her husband had black hair, did Joey fuck her to ?

  8. Amelia Gaming12 says:

    They got their blonde hair from their mother.

  9. Alovatololo says:

    Was this an ad?

  10. frozenaorta says:

    So the mom was obviously Alanis Morrisette. You oughta know that.

  11. Grant DeWaay says:

    27k trend wow also when the 3rd season was just announced what a coincidence

  12. Eric Schwenke says:

    Sometimes hair darkens with age. My wife and I both have brown hair, but we’re blond as kids. Our kids are also blond.

  13. Matthew Bolin says:

    Or, the character John Stamos plays was supposed to be s blonde, and when they cast Stamos he refused to bleach his hair. He already made the series creators change the nationality of his (and his dead sister’s) nationality from Western European to Greek between the pilot and the rest of the series. So….yeah. Maybe John Stamos was cast after the initially sought a blonde for Uncle Jesse, but instead ended up with a blonde-based conspiracy theory.

  14. Loki Laufeyson says:

    Here I thought this was gunna be a good video….damn me for getting my hopes up.

  15. Ten Eleven says:

    I generally don’t like Fools house. Only watched it with family when nothing else was on. But it was memorable despite finding it mostly annoying. I clicked on this because of the bait.

  16. SatireFire says:

    Or, hear me out, maybe the casting directors didn’t care at all about Punnett Squares and it was all a coincidence. I know, I must be fun at parties. 😉

  17. GMDG _2k says:

    This has 32k? The trending page is broke

  18. _________________________ says:

    This a really crappy theory.

  19. Michael Cook says:

    Joey drugs these women and takes advantage of them, controlling them, like puppets. Hence his obsession with puppets.

  20. Cyclone _ says:

    I don’t think you understand how genetics works……

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