THE MACHINE MOVIE TRAILER
THE MACHINE MOVIE TRAILER
Today is my 50th birthday AND the anniversary of The Machine story – as a present to myself, I’m sharing the teaser to my movie #TheMachine. If you guys enjoy it, please tag a friend in the comments, share it in your stories and spread the word – let’s get this thing in theaters ASAP!!!
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This is crazy, this genuinely looks 100 times better than I expected, this is gonna be one of the best comedy movies in years. And I mean that literally. Also can’t wait for Fat Astronauts.
@dielawn you forgot about “omg im your origin story”
come on, dont tell me youve heard that one before too… its not already a meme or anything
@dielawn him putting it in his pocket was definitely funny, even if the bits been done to death.
@Good Day Mate they said on Joe Rogan that they got the co writer of tropic thunder to do Fat Astronauts. That alone has me pumped.
Yeah, because the only joke they even put in the trailer (“If you’re gonna puke I’m gonna puke”) was so fucking funny hahahaha. Definitely hasnt been done 1,000 tomes already….
@gmf123 hope what’s a joke?
That last line of ,”I didn’t know where to put it”, is comedy gold. It’s a decently funny moment but that takes it over the top and makes it memorable. It’s like Bart Krishna putting his little signature on it.
I thought his name was Blurt Krenshaw?
his name is brent krystals
fried brain moment
@Brendan Kivlehan gotta be, how can someone be such a shill for bart
Is this satire?
The way she says “put it in your pocket” with absolute disgust is HILARIOUS!! Congrats bert!
I can just see Bert really doing that, this is going to be fun to watch.
I watch two bears every week and I still wasn’t sure if I wanted to see this, and my mind has been officially changed. Shit looks legit! He is going to be talking about this trailer aggressively!
A hhhhhhhhhhhhhundred percent
I love how this is like a sequel to the Machine story. What a genius idea. Way better than a theatrical reimagining of the original.
Based on what? I was hoping that’s exactly what it was, it would be a theatrical interpretation because it’s his story and elements of it happened where as a sequel would all be imagined. I think some hybrid of the two would be best first half is the Machine second half is “pick your own adventure”…
Yesss OP!!! I’m impressed, this looks better than I thought it would be
Thanks! I didn’t realize it was a sequel.
I was thinking, I don’t remember this part of the story.
I dont know man. I like the idea of current age Bert playing a University age Bert and nobody acknowledging it at all.
Yep- i was worried it was going to be a retelling. The og story needs to live in our imaginations. It would be like when botch a good book with a bad movie
Best wishes Bert, we’re all praying for a quick recovery
No amount of anonymous meetings will help Burnt not copulate with dogs
I’m more worried about his liver
Haha. Kidneys take forever to heal
🤣
putting vomit in your pocket in a panic is definitely something bert would do “I didn’t know where to put it” 😂😂
Happy Birthday, Bert. We both turned 50 this year. Nice to see you killing it at 50. Can’t wait for the movie to come out!
Broooo! This looks like it has the potential to be a comedy classic. Can’t wait! Nice job Bert!
As a fan, I assumed this would be a pretty funny movie that would be worth streaming, but more of a _”romp.”_ For some reason, I didn’t expect it to look like such a high-quality film. I can tell why he was so excited about making it. I love when you can see that someone gives a shit. I hope it turned out as well as he hoped.