The Main Character of Dream SMP
The Main Character of Dream SMP
technoblade tries to cope with the realization that he is a side character
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“The Happiest Days” by J.F. Gloss
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wait so does Techno kill orphans cuz he’s scared they will become the main character… 0_0
big fan kian
@Nya :3 nah mate it’s Tommy’s mum 🙄
Yo
…
*OH MY GOD*
So hol up
Technoblade the Sensei. Please don’t die for main character backstory purposes or I will cry
good thing TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Nah. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
He won’t die. Ranboo has silk touch hands as his power and Technoblade’s power is not losing any canon lives.
omg mortal you watch techno, pog.
dw technoblade never dies
Very good underworld arc of the hero’s journey techno, can’t wait for rebirth
dragoon dream smp???
Dragon man make a profile in skyblock for feeding the world ur poisonous potatos
DRAGOON
cant wait for twosday
You watch him
Good for you
It’s okay even if you die you’ll show up in flashbacks at the character’s lowest points to give motivational advice you’re not plot irrelevant yet
Claiming my spot before this blows up
Or appeared as a Force spirit
pog
YET lol
With echo sound effects
“Let them eat cake” truly has a new meaning now.
…
Indeed
You only get that joke if you took 10th grade global studies 🤣
@xKillSwitchx nah all you need to do is watch oversimplified french revolution
“Do you remember your parents”
“If I have I can’t remember”
*Orphan spotted*
@F**СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE I checked it and now I have a virus
Worth it….
Ayo???
Do you know*
@Grim Reaper2027 same
@F**СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE stfu bot
“Kakashi didn’t die did he?”
Jiyaiya jus sittin in the corner crying
Technoblade is complaining about not having any super powers when he never dies.
BRUUUUuuuUuuuUh
Haha immortality go brrrrrr
BruUuuuuUUuh
Techno: I want powers
In Minecraft Monday
Everyone: techno is here *screaming*
He already have the power of erase
He can erase all minecraft by killing them out of reality
@Song Bonnie He is held back by philza minecraft, creator of minecraft
@Xavier for how long… phil only have 1 live and techno still 3
No wait … they have too much totem so i said nothing
@Song Bonnie philza only has 1 Canon life because of him playing hardcore so much. I think thats what philza said and technoblade I’m pretty sure he lost atleast 1 Canon life
@Soppio Requiem nope, Techno has 3 canon lives
“Do you remember who your parents are?”
“If i do, i dont remember.”
Remember guys, when you need to remember something, just dont not remember it.
It was “do you know” not “do you remember”.
@F**СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE tf
He actually said “do you know”
Forget you forgot it. Easy.
@Lusor_Ximii it’s bot.
Sooo if protagonists are orphans, is Techno the Orphan Slayer the Antagonist?
@Peter Mckay like, Roswaal?
he just stole the legendary final quest item from the main character, techno is surely the antagonist now
“I told you man, Im secretly a anime Antagonist”
@Peter Mckay like the scientist in that Spider-Man videogame
@some idiot on youtube but there aren’t a lot of dark souls villains, more like “those who seems good then end up being the most powerful boss in the game”
i love how techno graduated from bullying children to bullying teenagers
can’t wait until he starts bullying the elders
“Kakashi didn’t die be just got injured”
Jiraiya Sensei: Am I a joke to you?
I was in the stream chat of that stream.
The quest was to specifically find a Mentour that doesn’t get brutally ‘ended’ on the Main Characters journey.
So Kakashi Sensei and … ehm
jeah.
Technically Kakashi did die but was revived by Pain.
“suck it, main character” he cackles as he takes the power of the gods as his own
“Techno:”how many powers do you have exactly?”
Ranboo:yes”
Technoblade is Gandalf. He doesn’t die. He just “died” and came back stronger, just like techno.
Cant wait until he gets a long grey beard
@ItzSparkingly that will be epic
Alternate title: Enderman and piglin cure world hunger
LMAOO
UNDERATTED
“you know what, maybe i’m a main character too let me try this”
me, knowing what’s about to happen: techno-sensei there can only be 1 main character and its not sensei
Orphans: *Exists*
Techno: And I took that personally!
Bs. Steave is the REAL main character and everyone knows that