The Roast of Tom Simons
The Roast of Tom Simons
Today I got Wilbur Soot, James Mariott, Tubbo & more to come and ROAST ME. This was hilarious!
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Edited by Elodie + Tommy (elodiegif on twitter)
Tubbo: “I’d consider you my best friend probably”.
Ranboo in the audience:
that’s what u thought
I*
tubbo’s best friend is tommy, but i dont understand why people have to be so werid abt it when they dont even know them personally
Exactly what I was thinking!!!
Wilbur: “Tommy’s the kind of guy to see hair after a haircut and ask: is anyone going to eat that?”
Also Wilbur: *“Sand tastes good when you crunch it between your teeth.”*
LOL
But willbys not wrong
https://youtu.be/-oQ3hQfAo4A
Yep xD
I agree with Wilbur
James comparing Wilbur to Pinocchio is the best. That roast is so elaborate, specific and based in facts (except the hairline thing, hopefully – wouldn’t want Tommy to ask if anybody’s gonna eat that and not wait for an answer) that there is literally no competition. It just wins.
6:08
https://youtu.be/9iUk-ebag6U ,
Ah yes looking up “wilbur soots” and seeing what it recommends.
The thing at 7th place is “hairline”
Repent to Jesus Christ!
“All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness,”
2 Timothy 3:16 NIV
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“You can tell Tommy and Wilbur are brothers, because even their editors are hand me down”
Elodie came up to roast, ended up burning the whole place down
@Company’s be like Bots be like
I like how all of Tommy’s roasts that he had Tubbo wrote could be applied to him. Like, I bet Tommy checks the likes/views on his Instagram story and you can’t tell me Tommy does NOT google his own name.
(Not saying Tommy wanks to himself, obviously. I shouldn’t have to specify that this is a joke, but I don’t want people to get the wrong impression/idea.)
To be honest.
Tommy is the kind of guy to laugh at people roasting him and ask: *Is anyone gonna eat that?*
Did anyone spot at the end in one of the frames after Jack tackles Tommy that everyone was lying on the floor in a heap as if they were dead?
Also Jack was being restrained by Wilbur and someone else whilst Jack was screaming “the world will know what you did”
ARG perhaps?
Repent to Jesus Christ!
“All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness,”
2 Timothy 3:16 NIV
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OMG??
Yeah, Argentina
He tackled tommy, then tommy frantically said to end the vlog, everyone was dead besides for Jack, wilbur, Tommy and someone else, idk who…… I think maybe Jack snapped and killed everyone, wilbur and the other guy holding him back while Tommy ends the video, about 12:00 to 12:07
“hair on the floor, a single gemstone, the last of the rhinoceros, the entire nation of eswatini, to see critism, to see his own shadow, the past tense.”
Idk why but I felt the need to list down everything Wilbur said. And yea Jack shouting at the end something
Wilbur’s the kind of guy who points at sand and ask “Is anyone gonna eat that” and not wait for an answer.
Sand hmmmmm
Perfect
I swear, Wilbur just going “Tommy’s the kind of guy to see _ and ask ‘Is anyone gonna eat that?’ and not wait for an answer.” is somehow just the funniest thing ever LMAO
I wonder if this joke is going to work on my family and friends.
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@kirkz I asked
I guess humour really is subjective
The google slides in the background that says “raost tom” just makes this iconic and way more funny!